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Clips from The Longest Yard (2005)

"So, what's on your mind, Paul?"
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"Got a problem with inmate Unger."
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"Mr. Crewe, would you mind if we had a picture? Please?"
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"That's up to the warden."
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"Oh, my bad. I just want a good picture."
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"- Sorry about that. - Oh, hell, no."
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"I must be doing all right."
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"Okay, here we go."
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"Would you step out of the picture, please?"
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"Yes, sir."
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"Just cut to the chase, shall we?"
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"You don't actually think you have a chance of winning, now, do you?"
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"We're going to get our asses handed to us."
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"Your players?"
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"Just when I thought I had you all figured out."
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"- What does that mean? - In the time you have been here,"
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"you haven't made or received one telephone call."
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"You haven't opened so much as a single shred of mail."
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"What do you give a damn about those slimeballs?"
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"Well, maybe I finally found that sense of family"
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"I been yearning for since I am a baby."
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"And gosh almighty,"
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"Sergeant Engleheart."
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"Thank you."
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"...you will have my answer soon enough."
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"Did it rain last night?"
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"He thinks we're going to skip practice today,"
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"wait for the field to dry, make it up tomorrow."
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"You know what? Who gives a shit?"
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"Three days till game time. We can handle it."
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"But let me say this:"
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"Scared of you sick, degenerate convicts."
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"Because I got news for you guys."
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"We're going to win this thing."
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"What's it going to be, boys?"
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"Do we go back to our cells, call it a day?"
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"in the history of football?"
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"Hey. You're part of the goddamn team."
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"Get your point-shaving ass in there."
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"You got it."
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"I guess that asshole Hazen wants to play dirty."
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"- We all convicts, right? - Right."
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"Maybe it's time we started acting like it."
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"Take it, Deac."
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"Let's see which guards have some broken bones."
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"Yeah."
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"Shoes, nigga."
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"Hut."
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"That's perfect, Cheeseburger. Never been better."
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"Good ball. Good ball."
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"- Who we going to kill? - The guards."
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"- Who we going to kiss? - The guards."
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"Gotcha."
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"Lights out."
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"- Yo, Crewe. - Yes, Mr. Caretaker."
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"Check your toilet. There should be a little surprise in there for you."
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"- You got something else. - All right."
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"Well, would you look at this."
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"Now, what would I need two for?"
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"- Man, who taught you to be so cool? - My mama."
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"Here, look at my girl. She's your biggest fan."
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"Thank you. Got it."
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"You are, Switowski. Just finish your coloring book and go back to sleep."
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"Okay."
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"And here's to having one of these with you on the outside,"
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"sometime in the next three to five years."
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"- Yo, Crewe. - Yes, sir."
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"You being a ex-football player and all,"
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"I am sure you got a lot of hot ass on the outside."
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"Well, let's not forget I wasn't the most popular guy out there."
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"Don't give me that shit."
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"O.J. Chopped his wife's head off and still got some ass."
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"My mama taught me not to kiss and tell. Now, go to sleep."
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"All right. I got one more question to ask you."
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"Okay. What is it?"
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"Didn't you read the papers? I am innocent."
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"Yeah. Ain't we all?"
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"I would say that's incredible, but how?"
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"- We can handle him. - Yes, ma'am."
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"Then you're going to, ma'am."
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"Nice job."
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"I can't tell you how much this means to me. Thank you, Lynette."
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"Now Nate can study all the guards' formations."
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"We only got 15 minutes,"
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"One more, please?"
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"Let's go."
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"Before we watch the guards' game film from last season,"
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"we have a special presentation from our very own Mr. Paul Crewe."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Now I got to relive this shit?"
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"Yeah."
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"You can say this, my man's a team player."
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"You know what they say. Once you go gray, there ain't no other way."
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"Hey, hey, hey. Brucie. Brucie. I am glad you think that's funny,"
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"- What the hell is this? - What? It's good. It keeps going."
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"No."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very funny. Trick photography."
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"Nothing happened. Nothing happened."
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"Knock it off."
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"It's time we took a look at what we came here to see"
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"before the guards come back."
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"The first film is the guards' offense against Texas Southern."
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"Now, as you can see, they're running a standard wishbone."
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"So you're telling me that these animals are watching our game films."
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"They got all last season."
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"Seems to me that we ought to do something about this."
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"What do you want me to do?"
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"But on game day, if I so much as..."
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"What are you doing?"
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"I don't know. I have had hot flashes all shift,"
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"and now my nipples are killing me."
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"Why are we talking about your nipples?"
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"We're not. Just go do what you're doing there."
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"I want Crewe finished."
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"Yes, sir. You give me the inspiration, sir. I got something for him."
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"Everybody."
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"Every day we have been taking shit, for a long time."
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"Tomorrow, payback. Now, think about that for a second."
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"- What time is it? - Game time."
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"- What time is it? - Game time."
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