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Clips from The Longest Yard (2005)

"So is Greg Louganis, but I bet you he'd get his ass whupped out here."
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"- Game's 11. Call your own fouls. - Okay."
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"- Come on, come on. - Give it to him, Deac."
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"Did I get you?"
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"No, that was clean."
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"He will be all right. Call his mama."
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"- If I foul you, tell me, dog. - Okay, baby."
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"Take this f... Take this foul."
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"What happened there? I think it's my ball, right?"
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"All right."
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"Get up. Get up, Deac."
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"Now, don't stir up the brothers, now. Come on."
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"Did I get you, dog?"
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"Hell, no, baby. That was clean. Good D."
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"It ain't about getting hurt. It's about pride."
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"I bet you he's pretty proud right now."
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"It ain't easy being cheesy."
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"Did I get you? Did I get you?"
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"That's traveling, bitch."
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"That was a bullshit call."
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"All right, you all. Let Deac speak."
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"Nice spanking that ass, dog."
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"- Now, get stepping. - Hold up."
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"You all got a running back?"
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"Not any good ones."
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"No disrespect, Deac..."
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"...but any man that can take that kind of beating out here,"
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"Shit, I am in."
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"Man, give me that cheeseburger. You acting like a real McAsshole."
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"Cheeseburger, he wants to run with the white boys, we will let him."
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"Let's do this."
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"Earl Megget."
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"Let's get this over with, rookie, I am starving."
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"Fresh meat, boys. Fresh meat."
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"Tony, you're a fat shit. Hut."
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"we can get our new star running back a decent pair of cleats?"
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"Yeah. I think I got a cousin that drives a truck for Reebok."
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"It's cool, man. I never had shoes growing up noway."
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"- I will be all right for now. - Oh, okay."
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"Get your country ass back in the huddle."
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"That boy got some slave feet, you see that?"
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"Defense. Huddle up over there."
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"Paul. Paul."
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"Hey, ladies. How's it hanging?"
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"And I will be cheering my jailhouse boobies off for you at game day."
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"I appreciate that. Thank you."
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"Paul."
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"Okay, thanks. I am glad to know that."
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"I don't know what you're talking about, freak show."
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"Whatever, back freckles."
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"Oh, yeah, back freckles. She's making up shit now."
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"I just got off the phone with ESPN2."
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"They want to televise the football game."
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"Guards, cons, Paul Crewe, it's compelling stuff."
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"Lots of human interest."
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"Dandridge, do you think that might help my visibility"
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"The registered voters of this fine state?"
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"Oh, yes."
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"You know, if I take this half down, we could play together."
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"It's okay."
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"You want to serve?"
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"I will serve."
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"Only the ball's a little bigger and egg-shaped, like my head."
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"Just a joke. Stay calm."
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"We'd be playing the guards."
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"I don't want to play no more."
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"Hey, hey, hey. Switowski, what are you talking about?"
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"This is football. Shit happens."
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"Paul, he brokeded my nose."
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"Okay. Stop crying."
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"How's it look?"
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"How's it look? It looks... It looks like... It looks better than before."
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"- Really? - Yeah, it's straighter."
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"I think he did it on purpose."
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"No, he didn't."
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"Okay, maybe he did."
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"You got to apologize to him. Come on, Turley."
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"Say you're sorry."
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"He said he's sorry. I got him to say he's sorry."
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"Looking good, gentlemen. Way to work hard."
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"- what we have been practicing. - Okay, hit me."
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"- What we have been practicing. - Okay, hit me."
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"Come on, let's go. One, two, three."
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"Give me a..."
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"C, give me a..."
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"All right, all right. I got it. Just save it for the game."
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"Don't act like you ain't want to see more, Brucie."
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"because your breath smell like eight cans of shark shit."
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"You guys have "Halo 2." I didn't even think that was out yet."
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"Focus. Turn the music off."
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"But their biggest threat? A running back. Megget."
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"I mean, he's so fast, he makes fast people look not fast."
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"I got it, he's fast."
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"Any books you'd recommend, inmate?"
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"No, sir."
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"Not much of a reader."
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"Oh, come on, now, maggot. I have seen you in here reading before."
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"You requested this detail. Isn't that right?"
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"No. It's the quiet time I like, sir."
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"What the hell kind of bullshit book is that?"
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"It's historical. Sir."
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"No, sir."
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"You mind fetching these books for me, boy?"
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"There you go."
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"Bet you'd like to hit us, huh?"
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"You all my friends."
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"Hit me. I am open. I am open."
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"Come on. We got one week before we play that game."
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"We can't complete a pass yet."
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"- Megget can't run the ball every play. - I know, coach."
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"Now I will never get to play."
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"Did you see that? Did you see that? The Deac is here."
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"- Cheeseburger. - Yeah."
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"That stings."
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"It's nothing a Quarter Pounder can't fix."
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"Hut."
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"- Everything's looking up. - Yeah."
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"Still got one more pain in the ass to deal with."
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"All right, what do you say? How about a little best ball?"
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"How do you like that, boys? The MVP coming to kiss my ass."
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