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Clips from The Longest Yard (2005)

"- Let's do this. - That's it."
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"You think you're better than me? I will kick your ass."
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"Okay. Good."
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"Come on, Switowski."
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"Daddy."
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"- I think that's a ten. - Let's go with a ten."
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"No, that's a good thing. You should have a victory hug with Caretaker."
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"What? What you talking about, man? Hey."
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"Asshole."
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"Okay, fellas, it's pretty simple. You do a buttonhook."
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"The rest of you guys block for me. I will take care of the rest."
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"Okay? On "go." On "go.""
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"Ready? Break."
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"We will work on that."
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"Go."
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"Stop the violence."
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"- Hey, Paul. - Unger."
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"- Team's looking great. - Oh, yeah."
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"Good job today. You're all starting to look really sharp out there. Yeah."
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"- We're going to suck. - Yeah. No doubt about it."
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"No offense, my man, but you're a little seasoned."
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"Seasoned?"
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"I am not asking to play. I will coach. I am Nate Scarborough."
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"Nate Scarborough?"
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"The Heisman Trophy winner from Oklahoma?"
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"The inmate from cellblock D."
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"I heard you were dead."
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"No, I ain't dead. I have been right here, rotting."
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"Waiting for a chance to get back at those sadistic guards."
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"Waiting. For this."
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"Well, coach, as you can see,"
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"we don't exactly have the cream of the crop to work with here."
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"Well, what are we going to do? How are we going to find players?"
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"How'd they get you to go to Florida State?"
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"I will get the strippers."
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"Well, now, Lindsay, this isn't about credit or congratulations."
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"an opportunity to rise above themselves."
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"Yeah. Nice boot, skin man."
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"Hey, why does he get to be the kicker? I was All-State, man."
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"That's why, you dumb-ass."
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"Hey, dog. Check that building over there."
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"They keep all the records in the basement."
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"That ain't necessarily a good thing, is it?"
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"I had a parole date in '86. But I got in a tussle with a guard and..."
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"One punch and it went away."
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"Twenty extra years for one punch?"
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"Well, unfortunately for him, the guard he punched"
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"just happens to be the warden now."
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""Oh, shit" is right."
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"Fight in the yard. Send backup."
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"- Let's do it. - Let's do it."
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"Ain't you guys glad you got a black man for a friend?"
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"- Hell, yeah. - Come on."
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"Hazen has a rating system for every con."
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"The more prone to violence that the inmate is, the more stars he gets."
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"I didn't know that. Let's see how many stars my maniacal ass got."
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"Half a star? That's got to be a mistake. Check it again. Check it again."
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"I am going to have to stab somebody or something. Get my rep up."
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"Yeah. We can sell it to pay-per-view."
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"Superstar Versus Half-a-Star."
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"Why don't you shut up before I slit your throat and watch the dust come out."
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"Damn, this fool got the chair three times, ain't died yet."
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"Well, we may not have the most talented team,"
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"but we will definitely have the meanest."
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"Hey."
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"You're bleeding. Just so you know."
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"so I wanted to see for myself."
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"I am going to take a piss."
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"You're kidding. Five-star Torres likes The View?"
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"No, just Joy Behar."
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"Where does she come up with this shit?"
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"I am a Star Jones man myself. I love that big bitch."
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"That was, like, the furthest thing."
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"they weren't pressuring me, the society was pressuring me..."
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"Us convicts are starting up a football team."
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"Good idea."
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"0 for 2."
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"You're putting the pressure on her right now."
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"Show's over, amigo."
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"I still got 15 minutes of Joy Behar."
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"Well, I am cutting you short. Back to your cell, asswipe."
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"Yes, he is."
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"Damn."
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"I got a bird. His name is Ronnie."
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"Well, tell Ronnie you got knocked the fuck out."
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"Wow, no bullshit. Real football? Against the guards?"
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"Captain Knauer is their quarterback?"
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"Yeah. You can either tackle him or hit him over the head with that hammer."
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"All right. We will see you and your pet iguana at practice."
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"Down, set."
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"Hey."
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"- Hit me. - Get rid of it."
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"He didn't get rid of it."
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"Somebody's got to get open, guys."
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"You got hammered by the hammer."
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"I think I felt it on my leg. We got to get some speed, man."
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"What'd you expect? You got no brothers out there."
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"What are you talking about? We got Switowski."
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"Switowski? That's one brother."
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"Hey, yo, check out this fake Slim Shady, man."
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"I knew you couldn't resist my shit."
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"I got the shakes that will make you quake."
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"I got the burgers that will......"
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"I am all right. Thank you."
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"Just wanted to talk to you fellas about possibly joining the football team."
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"Slap the Point-Shaving White Boy Till He Cries Like a Baby-Back Bitch."
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"Baby-back bitch, baby-back bitch Baby-back bitch"
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"- That's a big-ass robot. - Yeah."
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"Thank you, Half-a-Star."
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"Just so you know, we are playing the guards."
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"That ain't a team. That's just a bunch of dumb rednecks"
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"giving themselves excuses to grab each other."
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"You risk bringing your ass in the jungle because you know I am."
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"Yeah, so you'd beat me in a game of one-on-one, right?"
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"- What? - I think it's time for you to get stepping."
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"I beat you, you guys play for the team. You beat me, I will leave you alone."
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"Take that. Take that, Deac."
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"This fool ain't nothing but a thing, baby."
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"- Ball, dog. - Ball up."
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"Can Crewe play ball?"
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