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Clips from The Longest Yard (2005)

"How'd it go in there? We all set now?"
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"Oh, yeah, we're real tight."
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"I was just playing."
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"I ain't going to forget you, Crewe."
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"Better watch yourself, Mr. Football."
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"Yeah, you better run, woman."
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"Yo, football."
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"Thanks."
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"You know, I have never seen one inmate just walk in here"
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"and be unanimously hated by the entire population."
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"- I ain't never seen it. - How'd I get so lucky?"
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"You could have robbed banks, sold crack,"
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"But shaving points off a football game? Man, that's just un-American."
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"I suck so bad, they used to pick me after the white kids."
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"Whatever your pleasure, I can facilitate."
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"You need weed, you need meth... Hey, you need Prozac, I am your man."
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"I know how you white boys always deal with that depression."
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"I mean, me personally, I don't understand what you white boys"
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"And for a small fee, I can even get you McDonald's."
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"My man Cheeseburger Eddy got the hookup."
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"Cheeseburger Eddy?"
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"on the beautiful part and on the woman part."
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"Hey."
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"Let's just stick with the cheeseburgers."
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"Oh, they ugly now, but in eight months, he going to look like Beyonce."
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"No, thanks."
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"Now, here's the most important part."
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"Because if you do that, you going to end up being somebody's bitch."
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"Everybody stay down."
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"Stay quiet."
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"Come on, Crewe, get up."
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"Get up, superstar."
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"Well, you are no different than any other piece of shit"
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"Girl, that's your new boo."
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"That's going to cost you."
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"Looking forward to it."
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"Wake up, Sleeping Beauty."
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"Hey, superdick."
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"Warden's wondering if your stay in the hotbox has changed your mind."
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"How'd you find these guys anyways?"
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"Recruitment, boy."
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"When college stars don't get drafted, they need a place to go."
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"Who drank all the damn Gatorade?"
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"Damn it."
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"And apparently steroids."
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"Look, seems like you got all the talent you'd want. So why do you need me?"
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"- You, warden? - They thought it might be amusing"
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"to schedule the defending league champs as our first game."
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"And me? Well, I thought an old pro like yourself"
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"Give us the competitive edge."
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"All right. Relatively simple. You need a tune-up game."
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"A tune-up game?"
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"or some slack Division II team."
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"You know something, Paul?"
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"And you, Mr. Crewe, are going to be the quarterback."
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"I don't think so."
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"Let me tell you something."
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"In my prison, to get along, you got to go along."
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"I just want to do my three years and be done."
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"Three years is before you assaulted Captain Knauer."
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"Now, you could be with us for a very long time, Mr. Crewe."
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"Fine, I will do it."
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"Good choice."
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"But one condition, though."
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"Got to promise me to keep Captain Knauer off my back."
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"Now, you got four weeks to assemble a team and train them."
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"What, are we going to have a half-hour a day to practice with a Nerf ball?"
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"Oh, I will make sure my boys allow you sufficient freedom, within these walls,"
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"to get your team in shape."
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"- What's this? - "Football tree-outs.""
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"What the hell is a "tree-out"?"
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"- What's this football thing about, man? - Crewe's getting a team together."
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"Now, I don't know about you all, but I occasionally have the impulse"
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"to physically assault one of our finer correctional officers."
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"Just show up at the "tree-outs," you big, dumb bitch."
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"Do the girls get to play?"
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"We're playing footballs, not balls-balls."
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"This is bullshit. Just another chance for the guards to beat on us."
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"Don't you idiots get it? We could get a free shot at the guards."
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"You know MVP sold his own teammates out."
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"There ain't no meat loaf between these buns."
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"You see? He ran like a little bitch, right? You saw that, right?"
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"Yo, team needs you. Team needs you."
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"Crappy field, shit-ass equipment..."
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"Hey, man, at least we got some world-class players over there."
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"Forty-five."
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"Forty-six."
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"Forty-seven."
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"He might make the team."
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"Forty-nine."
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"Well, well, well. You a football player?"
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"Oh, no. I never played no football, mister."
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"So, what happened? You read the flier, thought it looked like some fun?"
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"- Oh, I can't read. - Oh, don't worry."
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"So you know, we're putting together a football team. Love you to join."
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"Sure we will teach you to football. Won't we, Caretaker?"
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"Hey, I will teach you anything. Just don't eat me."
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"Okay."
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"Down, Shrek. Down."
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"Very good."
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"For those of you who don't know who I am, I am Paul Crewe."
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"I am going to be your coach, your captain, your quarterback."
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"- You're right. Let's see what you got. - All right."
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"- Hit me, I am open. - Hike, hike. Hike."
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"Question: Any of you gentlemen ever play football before?"
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"- You did? Where? - Kansas State."
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"Are you shitting me? For Coach Snyder?"
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"Kansas State Prison."
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"Now, I hear they have the softest mattresses out there."
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"Yeah, they do."
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"Not as soft as the ones at West Texas Mental Institution."
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"- Really? - Let's finish this conversation later."
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"For now, I want to see what you got out there."
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"We will grade them on a scale of one to ten."
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"Give these guys sixes. Give these guys fives."
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"Very nice."
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"- Aren't we missing somebody? - Where's the Kansas State guy?"
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"You assholes better not cut me. I am still on this team."
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"Negative two."
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"All right, go with negative two."
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