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Clips from Friends - The One at the Beach (S03E03)

"So your first sexual experience was with a woman?"
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"I was 15. It was my best friend, Ruth."
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"Tell it again."
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"- Do you know what that means? - That you're actually 50?"
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"That's not me, Phoebe. That's her pal Phoebe."
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"I looked her up. She lives by the beach."
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"The One At the Beach"
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"I'm never gonna find a boyfriend again."
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"I'm gonna die an old maid."
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"You're not gonna die an old maid."
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"Yeah, right."
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"What am I, not boyfriend material?"
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"But theoretically, say we weren't friends. Say it's a blind date."
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"I show up at your door, and I'm, like, "Hey, nice to meet you.""
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"Hey. Good! You bought food."
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"Excuse me, my fashion-impaired friends..."
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"And this time, they've ganged up and formed one giant superhat."
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"Bob said there might be flood damage."
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"Let's say that we were the last two guys on the planet..."
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"...and you had a gun to your head. Which one would you pick?"
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"It has three beautiful bedrooms and no baths."
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"- Are you Phoebe Abbott? - Yes."
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"- Then you must be... - Phoebe, Phoebe."
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"She named me after you, I guess."
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"Wow. Well. Look, there's Frank!"
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"Anyway, I've been looking for my father."
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"- The other kids had a nickname for us. - What was it?"
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"...losing your mother that way."
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"- We should totally play strip poker. - No!"
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"No way!"
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"No!"
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"Maybe she just wanted to give him time..."
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"Whoever I point to has to come up with something fun, and we have to do it."
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"You know, we could just do this!"
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"I think because of margaritas three, four and nine."
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"Daddy needs a new pair of electromagnetic microscopes..."
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"...for the Prehistoric Forensics department."
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"Fine. Gang up on me."
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"Actually, it's kind of cold."
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"All right, I'm gonna make more margaritas."
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"- You're painting his toenails. - Come on!"
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"I don't know. Maybe it's just being here at the beach together..."
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"- Hi, Bonnie. - Hi."
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"My boss let me off early, so I took the train."
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"Cool! I'll catch up!"
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"Did you guys hear them last night?"
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"...sea turtles actually came up to the house."
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"Good morning."
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"I'm going for a walk."
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"Sorry I missed that."
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"- You know what? I should do it! - Yeah!"
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"- I know I've asked you this before. - A hundred times before!"
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"Or Pete, before he went insane."
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"Some people call that "breaking and entering.""
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"I'll fill her ice trays. Good?"
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"Come on, touch it."
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"You can feel all the bones in your skull."
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"So anyone up for a midnight dip in the ocean?"
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"You don't know? You balded my girlfriend!"
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"Yeah, so? You love me."
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"- I just... - What?"
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"But I made cards!"
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"Good night."
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"My ass!"
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"- I'm sorry! - What are you doing here?"
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"I came to fill your ice-cube tray."
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"Okay, look."
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"Otherwise, you're just mean."
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"The man in that picture is Chuck Mangione."
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"My father is Chuck Mangione?"
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"And that's the truth."
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"I'm your mother."
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"You guys are totally getting back together."
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"Then you gotta back away. You don't need that kind of hurt."
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"...never had a long-term relationship."
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"Good night."
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"It'll grow back, right? And she's really fun, and she's cool."
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"Getting over Rachel was so..."
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"And it doesn't work out, do I wanna put myself through that again?"
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"Let me get this straight."
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"Okay. Let me try it again."
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"Your date for the evening."
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"And we got drunk on that hard cider."
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"And then suddenly, we were making out."
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"Seriously."
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"She was listing the countries she's done it in."
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"Hey, you guys. Look what I found! Look at this."
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"That's my mom's writing. Look."
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""Me and Frank and Phoebe, graduation, 1965.""
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"According to her high-school yearbook, they were BFF."
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"- Best Friends Forever. - That's great!"
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"I know! She probably has all kinds of stories about my parents."
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"And she might even know where my dad is."
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"Maybe this weekend we can go to the beach."
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"Yeah, we can!"
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"- Shoot, I can't go. I have to work. - That's too bad."
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"Big fat bummer."
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"So, great! Tomorrow we're gonna drive out to Montauk."
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"Hey, Bonnie had sex there!"
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"- A swim mask? - No, his gorilla mask."
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"He wears it in the ocean to scare off the fish."
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"Would you look at them?"
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"Maybe an old spinster cook."
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"- Thanks. - Besides, worse comes to worse..."
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"...I'll be your boyfriend."
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"Why is that so funny?"
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"You made a joke, right?"
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"So I laughed."
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"No. You're Chandler."
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"You know. Chandler!"
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"Okay, so we've established my name and hit me."
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"No, just my luggage."
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"I am having the best karma this week."
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"...then my client with the fuzzy back gives me his beach house."
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"What about that bike messenger you hit?"
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"I wasn't talking about his karma."
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"Wait a minute, I know that hat."
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"I was taken aboard that hat."
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"They did experiments on me. I can't have children!"
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"Seriously, where did you get the hat?"
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