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Clips from The Cleveland Show - The Brown Knight (S01E01)

"What the Sam Hill is going on in here?"
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"Come on, Donna. You can play too."
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"Come on, baby. Big money, money, money."
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"The only jeans with my own patented dual-zipper technology."
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"Because I know how to save."
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"You're starting to get saggy."
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"Yo, Ro. Squat or get off the pot."
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"Rallo, I told you."
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"This is a difficult time for me."
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"Man just wanna go to bed without his breath stinking all to be damned."
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"Great. Now I gotta get a new toothbrush."
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"Holt has a Pop-A-Shot."
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"Donna, if I were watching us on TV right now, I would say:"
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"Yes, Cleveland."
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"Sorry this took so long. I don't move so quickly since I lost my leg..."
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"Enjoy your evening, sir."
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"The hell you will."
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"...just like you did me when I was a baby."
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"Could you give us a minute?"
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"Your dial-metaphor thing."
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"Oh, my God. Rallo, I'm not..."
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"That's a lot of money for some pants we're gonna bury."
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"If you leave me now"
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"Guys, you're never gonna believe what..."
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"We heard you got shot saving Donna's life."
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"Cleveland, you're number one on my dog list. Top dog."
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"Why, is that Cleveland Brown?"
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"Either play the game or don't, Chad."
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"The Dan Rather?"
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"Hell, yeah, yo, I'm gonna be there."
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"Mm. Hello, dear."
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"Oh, I get it. When I got shot, I actually died and went to heaven."
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"...because they realize their words are just noise."
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"Rallo, I don't know what's going on, but I suspect Roberta is playing you."
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"The Maxi pads."
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"Oh, I'm glad you find it so delightful."
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"I got a taco right here."
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"All right, Favre, helmet on. You're in."
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"Has anyone brought in a woman's gold wedding band?"
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"You're not gonna come, are you?"
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"Listen to me. I need you to hack into the server using a buffer-overflow attack."
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"Open a backdoor to bypass authentication..."
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"No. We got even."
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"Renfro Jenkins?"
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"Okay, I've already called the cops."
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"When they get here, tell them you confronted the mugger..."
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"My name is Cleveland Brown And I am proud to be"
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"Right back in my hometown With my new family"
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"There's old friends and new friends And even a bear"
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"Through good times and bad times It's true love we share"
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"And so I found a place Where everyone will know"
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"My happy mustache face This is The Cleveland Show"
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"Cover that butt crack."
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"Cover that belly."
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"Cover something."
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"No. It's a chemical fire. You can't use water."
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"We'll have to neutralize it with calcium and boron."
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"By the way, that's edible."
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"Help. Derek's choking."
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"It's not working!"
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"He can breathe."
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"Ha, ha!"
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"Oh, Donna, you're just in time for the inaugural run..."
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"...of the Brown family's Blizzard of Bucks machine."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Oh, hell, no. Shut it down."
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"Oh, man."
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"Cleveland, I had a long day."
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"And I am in no mood for your nonsense."
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"Well, I hope you're in the mood for cold, hard cash."
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"Time's up. You didn't get any bucks."
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"Donna, you suck at Blizzard of Bucks."
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"Who paid for this machine?"
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"Donna, it pays for itself."
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"- Out. Everybody, out. Adios."
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"We can take a clue. - Nice boobs."
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"So you wear a wig."
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"I haven't had time to color my gray."
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"I'm Kim Kardashian."
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"There's two things I know:"
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"Fucking and jeans."
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"And these are great fucking jeans."
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"Kardashians."
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"Kardashians. Because I'm worth it. Outcall Only. No kissing on the mouth."
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"Mom, I need $300 to buy a pair of trendy jeans."
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"Do I look like Richard Branson, the rebel billionaire?"
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"- You got money. - Not that much."
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"I do. I have $322 in my piggy bank."
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"How did you get so much money?"
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"And I've lost a lot of teeth."
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"And I still have my looks."
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"And... Aah!"
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"Rallo, this is not the time of the month to piss me off."
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"Damn crazy chick throw a pillow at me. I'm trying to eat my damn chip."
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"Shoot."
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"She's making you return the Blizzard?"
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"I guess we know who wears the male genitals in your family. Ha!"
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"Oh, please, Louise."
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"Donna's not the boss of me."
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"- Cleveland, all of us have bossy wives. - Or mothers."
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"You gotta figure out a way to deal with them."
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"All I have to do is go through a doorway and I'm golden."
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"When Arianna gets me angry, I just log onto message boards of random topics."
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"And I post awful personal things about her."
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"And I sign it "Tom the Bear" so she could never trace it back to me."
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"Hmm. I need to talk to Donna."
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"And I'll have to be firm with her like I was with that homeless man."
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"Spare some change?"
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"No, I'm sorry."
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"Little help?"
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"All right. I'm gonna go buy a tent so I can sleep outside for fun."
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"Leave me alone!"
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""Maxi pads.""
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"The blood."
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"The horror."
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"Roberta's dying!"
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"You know, I've been thinking."
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"You sure are wonderful."
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"Cleveland, you're not keeping the stupid money-storm game."
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