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Clips from Futurama - Future Stock (S04E04)

"Yes. Good thing I noticed the similar shapes."
Futurama
"There he is!"
Futurama
"- W-Where am I? - Move forward! Walk into the light!"
Futurama
"It was a year of soaring profits..."
Futurama
"and significant one-time losses."
Futurama
"Psst! Watching myself work is making me hungry."
Futurama
"Help me find some food somewhere."
Futurama
"Shalom free food."
Futurama
"We believe he was built, and that he was a very well-programmed robot."
Futurama
"The unstoppable juggernaut of the corporate universe!"
Futurama
"It's been a terrible year, people."
Futurama
"while the green slice represents an $8.00 bank error in our favor."
Futurama
"This is perfect for me!"
Futurama
"Back in the 1980s, I was the toast of Wall Street."
Futurama
"There was no cure at the time."
Futurama
"One drug company was close, but I arranged..."
Futurama
"Made a cool hundred mil."
Futurama
"As a caveman frozen in a glacier, I faced different challenges."
Futurama
"- we could rule this world! - No question."
Futurama
"- Second. - I move that we vote on..."
Futurama
"Second."
Futurama
"- Second. - Second. - Second."
Futurama
"- Yeah, the professor! - Me too! - Me?"
Futurama
"My shares still count if they went through the washing machine, right?"
Futurama
"Well, if I know anything about which number is bigger than the other number, I'd say..."
Futurama
"Now, hold on there. Scruffy votes his 40,000 shares for the mysterious stranger."
Futurama
"Scruffy believes in this company."
Futurama
"Then we have a tie, and in the event of a tie..."
Futurama
"the professor, as current C.E.O., remains..."
Futurama
"Hey! You ate my change!"
Futurama
"That Guy!"
Futurama
"# Dun-dun, dun-dun, dun-dun-dun, dun-dun, dun-dun, dun-dun, dun-dun-dun, dun... #"
Futurama
"- Who's a sheep? - Uh, excuse me."
Futurama
"Sharks are winners, and they don't look back, 'cause they don't have necks."
Futurama
"Terrific. Question number one..."
Futurama
"What was your overall business plan?"
Futurama
"- It's the end of the line. - We're ruined!"
Futurama
"Thank you. Come again."
Futurama
"Look, everyone wants to be like Germany."
Futurama
"I say we do!"
Futurama
"Now, are we gonna let ourselves get beaten by an old lady?"
Futurama
"when I issue this challenge to Mom!"
Futurama
"- Whooo, whoo, whoo, whoo! - You call that a pressed ham?"
Futurama
"Walt, hit the retaliate button!"
Futurama
"watching apes mangle each other near celebrities."
Futurama
"it's time I cut you in on the secret to success."
Futurama
"of the 1980s!"
Futurama
"Delivery has nothing to do with the delivery business."
Futurama
"- And we shall bow down and worship to ourselves."
Futurama
"That was terrible! People won't even know what we do."
Futurama
"Yes, I did, Leels, and I'll tell you why."
Futurama
"A complete sandwich?"
Futurama
"I would have settled for a hard roll with ketchup inside."
Futurama
"I'm sick of hearing about those turtle squirts."
Futurama
"Enjoy our private dining room, folks."
Futurama
"- Bring me that. - Make it two. And a glass of all your water."
Futurama
"- I'm worried about "blank." - Don't you worry about "blank." Let me worry about "blank.""
Futurama
"shift some paradigms, revolutionize outside the box."
Futurama
"Okay."
Futurama
"Fry, we're worried about Planet Express."
Futurama
"Suz, have I changed?"
Futurama
"- No, sir, Mister Fry. - Thanks, doll."
Futurama
"This isn't a business. I've always thought of it more as a source of cheap labor."
Futurama
"Everyone's fired, and we're out of business."
Futurama
"Oh, no!"
Futurama
"I was just an innocent suck-up! You've got to believe me!"
Futurama
"- Am I still a good person? - I don't know, sir."
Futurama
"than laugh and clap my hands."
Futurama
"Reschedule."
Futurama
"The takeover of PlanEx Corp by Mom's Delivery Company..."
Futurama
"I neglected to mention that the shares..."
Futurama
"The shares were worthless, and he kept askin' for toilet paper!"
Futurama
"And now, if MomCorp shareholders will cast their ballots."
Futurama
"- This stinks! - Madam is outraged!"
Futurama
"107!"
Futurama
"Your shares are worth $107 apiece."
Futurama
"Suddenly, I have an opinion about the capital gains tax!"
Futurama
"I have no shares!"
Futurama
"As vice chairman of Planet Express, I'd like to say a few words."
Futurama
"There comes a time for every man who becomes rich and deserts his friends..."
Futurama
"So I ask you, as a friend... Won't you stop this deal?"
Futurama
"My only regret is... that I have... bone-itis."
Futurama
"- and let's get on with the sale! - I don't think so."
Futurama
"That Guy was the greatest businessman that ever lived."
Futurama
"O-Oh, you! Wh-What?"
Futurama
"Millionaires, nothing!"
Futurama
"- Ah, come on! - Dagnabbit!"
Futurama
"My Jah! It's worth less now than when it was worthless!"
Futurama
"pays off for the hungry investor!"
Futurama
"Look, so we're not millionaires. At least we all still get to work together."
Futurama
"Shut your fat mouth."
Futurama
"Planet Express stockholders, I present our Chief Executive Officer..."
Futurama
"- Professor Hubert Farnsworth! - Oh?"
Futurama
"Take it off!"
Futurama
"Oh, God! I'm dead!"
Futurama
"Thank you all for coming. I don't recognize any of you..."
Futurama
"nor can I recall why I am here."
Futurama
"Now, without further ado..."
Futurama
"Planet Express is on the move!"
Futurama
"tomorrow is today, and today is yesterday."
Futurama
"I'll not only help you find it, I'll help you do more to it."
Futurama
"So, what's the deal? You guys don't believe in Robot- Jesus?"
Futurama
"But he wasn't our Messiah."
Futurama
"And so our company flames onwards."
Futurama
"Planet Express! Limitless potential, boundless horizons!"
Futurama
"The company is on the verge of bankruptcy."
Futurama
"Oh, no. But the movie..."
Futurama
"The blue pie slice represents the money we earned from shipping packages..."
Futurama
"This toads the wet sprocket."
Futurama
"- What about our thousands of shares of stock? - Worthless."
Futurama
"so I'm entitled to some answers."
Futurama
"Why does no one visit me in my home?"
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"'Cause your apartment smells like Poly Grip and cat pee!"
Futurama
"- My name's Joe, and I'm a defrostee. - Hello, Joe."
Futurama
"But now they don't. It takes some getting used to."
Futurama
"But then, I was diagnosed with terminal bone-itis."
Futurama
"Bone-itis?"
Futurama
"That's a funny name for a horrible disease."
Futurama
"Naturally, I froze myself until a cure was found."
Futurama
"And now here I am, ready to sleaze my way back to the top..."
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