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Clips from American Dad! - Stanny Boy and Frantastic (S06E06)

"♪ The sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪"
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"♪ Good... ♪ ♪ Good morning, USA ♪"
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"In fact, why don't I tell it to you?"
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"and you got your head stuck in the staircase banister."
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"you always carry a stick of butter in your purse."
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"Yep."
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"telling each other the same old story over and over?"
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"You'd like it if we jumped down there, wouldn't you?"
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"You want my hand?"
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"and have to dance their way out."
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"You guys can't do this."
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"She's great, but I hate him."
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"Greg and Terry? Both great!"
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"Turns out they hate us."
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"I can see that."
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"What are you gonna do"
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"with a portable Cotton Candy Shooter?"
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"You're stuck in a fishbowl!"
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"No, I'm here. I was just mocking my stupid friend."
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""Hmm, is that that new wine store on Grove Street?""
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"Hey, the wife and I have the exact same set of..."
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"Stan, aren't you going to introduce me to your..."
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"The... the black one?"
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"Yes."
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"♪ ♪"
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"We snuck in some margaritas."
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"They're a couple!"
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"Who killed small-town America, Steve?"
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"when Twitter was just another word"
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"What the hell?! It doesn't work!"
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"If you hang up, they win."
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"I will stay on this phone as long as it takes!"
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"And to this day, I always carry a stick of butter in my purse."
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"My friends are telling a story."
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"What am I gonna wear?!"
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"I cannot tell you guys"
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"Well, that's because they were so old."
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"What, was-was he from that village in China"
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"We don't want kids for a long time."
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"No one's dying in Chicago tonight."
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"Ah! Look, Stan."
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"We had the best..."
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"Your head is so funny-looking!"
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"Stan, look at me smart!"
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"We need mac and cheese."
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"Yes!"
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"Hey, if you guys need a few minutes"
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"and get the hell out of here."
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"They got 37 microbrews in this pub."
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"Gypsy!"
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"I'm a piece of you."
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"What, you've never been free running?"
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"Nice to air out the bones a little."
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"Guess this'll do."
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"Okay, okay. We can do this."
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"Maybe we can't keep up with them,"
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"We sabotage their birth control"
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"News! Num-num, num-num, num-num-num! Francine."
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"you clearly did not use your spermicide."
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"Yeah, I guess the one time it's not funny"
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"is when the life you've built with the woman you love"
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"comes crashing down around you."
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"Guess what?! I won tickets"
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"to the new Cirque du Soleil show, Cirque du Hey, Hey, Hey."
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"That means we don't have to go early."
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"Okay, but eventually Mom and I need to discuss"
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"Remember that crack you made about me"
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"I mean, I have a master's in city planning"
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"from Howard University."
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"It's too late."
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"A baby doesn't ruin your life!"
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"Trust us. As soon as you have that baby,"
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"Why would I tweezer my fart crack?"
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"Stupid kids."
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"Counter-nut punch!"
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"♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪"
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"Hey, did I ever tell you the story"
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"of the time I got my head stuck in the banister?"
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"196 times."
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"You were eight"
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"So your mother buttered your ears and slid you out."
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"And that's why, to this day,"
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"That's the banister story."
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"Is this what our life is going to be?"
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"Just you and me,"
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"Just say the word and we'll jump into the suicide pit."
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"You want this finger? Huh? Huh?"
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"Don't-don't-don't tease 'em."
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"I won tickets to the new Cirque du Soleil show next week--"
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"Cirque du Soleil Moon Frye!"
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"Oh, I've heard of that one."
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"Top-heavy actresses get stuck in a refrigerator"
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"Great, that sounds like something to do."
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"I think we can."
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"We can take another couple."
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"What about Gary and Lisa?"
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"He's great, but I hate her."
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"How about Ted and Linda?"
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"Hey, it's Francine."
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"We have extra tickets to a show next Thursday."
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"Okay, great!"
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"Why pay ten bucks"
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"for pre-bagged cotton candy"
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"when you can have it fresh at any time?"
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"With the Cotton Candy Shooter,"
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"you can have portable perfection in the palm of your hand!"
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"On it!"
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"Yes, I'd like to order the Cotton Candy Shooter."
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"We are going to have so much fun with this!"
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"Anyway, last four digits 5664."
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"Expiration 8/12."
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"Yeah, Greg Corbin."
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"I stole a credit card from Greg and Terry's mailbox."
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"As long as I don't charge over 40 bucks, they never catch on."
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"at a place called CCS Enterprises?""
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""Maybe. I also got a couple"
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"that came in the brown paper package.""
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""Tie me up with string 'cause that was my favorite thing!""
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"Tuck yourself in tonight. We'll be late."
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"Where you gotta be that's so damn important"
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