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Clips from South Park - Pandemic (S12E12)

"Shave your balls? Why would you shave your balls?"
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"Have you guys noticed there's bands like this everywhere you go lately?"
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"- I gotta get home for dinner. - Yeah, me too."
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"I'm outta here. See you guys."
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"- They're in London, too? - Hey, time for dinner, guys."
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"- All right, kids. Dig in. - Where's Dad?"
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"Oh, look! Stan's eating a tater tot."
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"But where are we gonna get the money to buy costumes and instruments?"
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"And we'll double your money in one afternoon, Craig."
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"but now you want me to be in a band with you"
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"Craig, don't be an asshole."
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"I'll go get the money."
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"All right, guys. Just like we rehearsed it!"
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"Gracias!"
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"65 Peruvian flute bands per square kilometer."
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"have already asked for our help"
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"Make sure all pan flute music CDs are contained."
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"flute bands have been removed and quarantined,"
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"You can double your money in one afternoon."
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"Attention, Peruvian flute bands..."
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"Cooporation y paciencia es apreciado!"
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"Don't worry."
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"Please, Mr. and Mrs. Tucker,"
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"No! I'm telling you this isn't like Craig at all."
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"with Craig and now they're gone."
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"Peru."
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"Now I want a plan in place to take Peru out once and for all."
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"We're just kids, you know?"
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"Who knows?"
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"All right, here's the deal."
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"- we'll get you home. - Help you how?"
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"You are able to walk amongst the Peruvian flute bands."
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"- and I can't understand them. - Por favor! No podemos ir!"
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"- We are the protectors. - Protectors from what?"
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"What the...?"
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"when you guys first came up with the genius plan"
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"that any of you said, "Hey, you know,"
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"Because you guys are jerks"
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"That would be great. Thank you."
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"This is wrong. This just doesn't make any sense."
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"Randy, I swear to God if you don't put that thing away..."
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"Go, go back the other way!"
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"And what might that be?"
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"How did you know?"
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"But you just couldn't quite put the pieces together."
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"The pan flute bands are on their way to their deaths,"
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""Pandemic (Part 1)""
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"I don't get it, Kenny. Why did you buy razors and shaving cream?"
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"'Cuz, dude, I'm gonna shave my balls."
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"Because girls like shaved balls."
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"- Girls like shaved balls? - Yes, they do."
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"What girl is gonna see your balls?"
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"I don't know."
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"Oh, Jesus, there's another one!"
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"Another pan flute band."
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"Yeah, I saw like three of those bands down in Denver yesterday."
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"All their crappy music sounds the same."
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"I'm so sick of hearing this music everywhere I go!"
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"I think Kenny likes it."
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"God!"
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"Shut up already!"
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"Tonight, the Travel Channel takes you to London!"
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"London has something for everyone."
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"Sights. Theater. And wonderful street performers."
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"He's upstairs videotaping your grandfather in the bathtub."
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"Why?"
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"Because ever since your father got that stupid video camera,"
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"he thinks he has to film everything the family does."
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"All right, here we are!"
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"Marsh family gathered for another dinner."
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"Randy, we have plenty of video of us eating dinner."
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"- There's Shelley. - You excited about dinner, Shelley?"
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"Turn it off, Dad!"
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"Wave to the camera, Stan!"
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"Jesus Christ!"
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"Oh, neat-o! It's one of those Peruvian pan flute bands!"
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"Stan, go out and stand with 'em. I can get a shot."
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"I will play this card to move Kyle back seven spaces."
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"Screw you, Kyle."
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"- And all right, your turn, Kenny. - You guys! You guys, check this out."
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"I saw another Peruvian flute band outside my house last night!"
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"So?"
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"So I just sat there and watched them for a while."
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"Guess how much money they made selling their crappy CDs?"
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"- How much? - Over $200 bucks!"
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"- $200? - Really, are you sure?"
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"Yeah dude, I'm starting to realize it's like the easiest job in the world,"
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"you know? I mean we could do that!"
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"- Become a Peruvian flute band? - Yeah! Why not?"
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"We get some instruments and some costumes"
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"and then make some crappy pan flute music CDs on my computer."
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"Oh, my God! We're gonna make so much fucking money, you guys!"
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"- Yeah! - Woo-hoo!"
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"Craig, dude. How you doing, bro?"
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"- Fine. - Cool. Awesome!"
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"how your grandma gave you $100 bucks for your birthday?"
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"Craig, how would you like to turn that $100 into $1,000?"
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"Come on in, Craig. Have a seat! Welcome."
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"What do you guys want?"
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"Craig, we have chosen you to join our Peruvian flute band!"
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"All right, Craig!"
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"You mean like those guys you see at all the tourist spots?"
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"There's a reason they're everywhere, Craig."
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"Because they make bank."
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"We just need your money to buy instruments and make CDs."
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"You guys never hang out with me, you never invite me to do stuff,"
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"because my grandma gave me $100."
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"You ready, Craig?"
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"All right, let's jam!"
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"And a one, and a two, and a..."
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"Wow, that's such cultural music."
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"Por favor, buy our CDs de musica!"
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"How cultural!"
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"This is awesome!"
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"You see, Craig?"
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"Hey, you guys can't play here! We were here first!"
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"No trabajar aqui! Vaya!"
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"No playa la musica en la promenade! No es bueno!"
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"This is our Peruvian flute band's turf. You got that?"
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"- Goddammit! - No! No es bueno!"
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