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Clips from Veep - Detroit (S03E03)

"Come on, we all know Andrew's terrible for her."
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"So I sourced Ray. He's her new chew toy."
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"You're a sex trafficker now. How low can you go?"
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"Well, however it is, Amy, I'm still higher than you."
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"I'm not saying Ray is good enough for Selina."
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"We know. You're Ray-curious."
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"Okay, I don't know what that's about."
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"Ben: So, Ray, is it?"
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"don't not understand smart-guy world," huh?"
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"Sorry, I didn't mean to strike a nerve there."
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"because you're in shape doesn't mean you don't know"
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"that "IMF" means "International Money Fund.""
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""Monetary." Close."
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"- Why are we coming in this way? - This is the entrance that they wanted."
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"- Selina: Kent? - Ma'am, after this job announcement,"
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"- The thing is that I... - I'll buy you for a dollar!"
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"- Ray: Stay small, Selina! - Gary: Oh, my God!"
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"- Agent: Go, go, go! - Ow, ow, ow! My hair! My hair! My hair!"
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"(Selina yelling)"
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"- It's okay, she's out! - Holy shit, you dick!"
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"The vice president is fine."
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"Catherine just did what any good daughter would do."
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"- You punched that guy square in the face. - No!"
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"No, I hate violence."
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"I should have just flung myself in front of you."
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"Now I feel like you're attacking me. It's kind of irritating. Okay, just back off."
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"- Catherine is taking an ice bath. - Selina: Catherine's fine."
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"- Oh, good. - The fate of the protestor"
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"is unknown at this time."
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"You know what?"
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"My schedule's completely fucked up now."
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"- You've got to call Sue. - You got it."
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"My neck... I need your fingers on my neck, Ray."
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"- (phone ringing) - Miss Wilson's phone."
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"- Kent, is that you? - Well, I am everywhere."
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"Okay... I think Kent is high."
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"- Selina: Really? - Kent: I'm passing you to Susan now."
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"- Stand by. - Hello."
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"- Dan: Sue? - Ah, Mr. Davison has important news."
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"Jesus Christ. What is going on between you two?"
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"We have a negative influx, narratively speaking."
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"Dan: You're numbers are gonna rocket after this, ma'am."
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"No, they're not."
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"Ma'am, did you say this?"
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"Why would I say something so fucking stupid?"
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"She just kicked us off the fuckin' cliff."
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"- What?! What?! - What the fuck is her problem?"
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"but there was no reason for her to be talking about it."
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"Oh, God! Oh, God!"
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"Do you realize what you've done?"
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"I wish we were still on abortion. That was easy."
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"Ben: Fuck."
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"We've got to blow away this gun issue"
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"And we still have the Maddox handshake."
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"I'm not doing that. That's out... I'm not... I'm not doing it!"
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"If you don't do the handshake,"
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"it's gonna be a big "who snubbed who" shitstorm"
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"big enough to shut down an airport."
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"I'm done with this. I've had it."
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"I need R&R. I need rest."
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"I need "Ray-creation." Just had it."
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"Kids..."
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"I mean, only a moron couldn't see that."
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"Selina and Ray are fucking?"
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"Sue: Uh, I'm still on speaker here."
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"And so is Mr. Davison."
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"Selina: Wait a minute. Wait a minute."
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"- Ray: The imprint of the bath mat. - Selina: It is? Really?"
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"God, this is so humiliating."
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"In years to come, a therapist will have me acting this out with dolls."
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"Gary: I always hated that."
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"I just want to check that Mom's okay."
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"And about her big jobs announcement?"
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"- She's asleep. - She's practicing her speech."
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"- I'm sorry? - (knocking)"
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"Mom, all of this stuff Dan has me doing... really?"
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"I throw one punch, and all of a sudden I'm "America's Next Top Redneck.""
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"I'm in the middle of working on..."
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"What's with your hair? It's all messed..."
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"- oh, my God. - What?"
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"Hey. You must be Andrew."
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"And you must be kidding."
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"No, I'm Ray. I'm Selina's wellness advisor."
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"What, the Pilates made your shirt fly off?"
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"Mom, not the help. Jesus, that's tacky."
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"Wow. What's with the patronizing?"
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"I've got two gyms and a shake business."
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"- Yeah. - Have you no dignity,"
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"or do you order that in as well?"
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"Oh, wow! Unbelievable!"
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"Okay, everybody is very tired, it was a long day."
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"Nobody likes sex, let's disperse."
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"There is a jazz trio downstairs that's fantastic."
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"- Who likes jazz? - I love jazz."
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"Kenny G can blow the storm up."
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"Great. I was talking about the others."
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"We are going to need a bigger hallway."
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"Oh, my God, it's the Finnish Funnelmouth."
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"my deepest and most profound regret for what happened today."
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"Right."
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"There is on your team a leaking gentleman."
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"but he is like in central Europe..."
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"there is a bad companion for Santa Claus."
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"Here he comes on Christmas and, if the children are naughty,"
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"he takes away the presents."
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"- Rudolph. - Minna: No, no."
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"It's like a man, but it's very tall."
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"- Amy: Jonah! - It's Jonah?"
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"- He's not on our team. - At all. No."
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"I am so sorry. I would like you to understand"
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"that in my country, politics is a lot more honest."
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"In your country, people fuck snow."
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"that I say that with the utmost respect."
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"I'm under enormous pressure"
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"having been attacked by the Statue of Liberty"
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"- I am so sorry... - Thank you, yes. Good night."
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"Good night, my room is just next door."
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"- Oh, great. - I want for your comfort to make you aware"
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"that today I purchased ear pligs."
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"- Ear plugs. - Oh, ear plugs. Okay."
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