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Clips from Veep - Detroit (S03E03)
"Your first drafts are always terrible."
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"and tell us why we're bringing Selina's personal trainer everywhere?"
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"- Suits him. - Yeah, it does."
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"within the structure itself is useless,"
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"You know, don't you think, for... yes?"
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"There's been a shooting across town."
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"Three dead... one of them was Emily Lafuente."
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"Okay, so now what's gonna happen?"
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"Is this gonna completely overshadow"
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"my Turville jobs announcement, or what?"
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"and scream, "Why?" Too wordy?"
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"I've got a thumbprint there."
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"- And there is my book. - Oh."
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"Jonah, come here. You know, sometimes"
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"just operating the levers."
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"Selina and I have developed"
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"that she tells me everything, anyway."
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"I'm really very relaxed."
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"I'm sorry to say, in your country you have too many guns."
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"Way too many. But I think we have a little problem,"
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"Well, only in Arizona."
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"(strained chuckle)"
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"- It's "wolf." - Oh. Thank you, Gary."
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"Actually, no."
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"In fact, I agreed with Selina."
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"five centimeters dilated."
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"Selina: Am I glowing? I feel like I'm glowing."
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"Okay."
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"Look at you. You're gonna do your own fitness video."
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"Can I talk to you really quick, just friend to friend?"
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"I spend more time with you than any of my other friends."
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"- We're fucking. - Uh-huh..."
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"Hold on. Mike, why would you send me this shit?"
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"I mean, you might as well have just sat on the fuckin' keyboard"
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"Well, it's got some good bits."
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"We've got to tweak it a little."
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"- They're having sex. - Oh, you know."
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"Yeah, I figured it out."
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"- Ah. - I mean, look at him, you know?"
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"I don't know what you said to her,"
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"but I'm going to find out."
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"You did this?"
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"- Huh. - Okay, listen."
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"I get it... "Muscle Mary"
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"You didn't strike a nerve. I'm just saying..."
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"- (yelling) - No big business! No big business!"
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"your approval rating will soar"
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"Gary: Oh, my God! Oh, my God!"
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"Where the fuck is she?!"
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"Give me your fuckin' gun! I'll shoot his balls off!"
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"Breathe, breathe. Stop it!"
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"Yes, I'm fine. That fucking guy!"
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"Wait a minute. We've got to stop the car."
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"We can't let you do that, ma'am."
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"- What...? - You punched that motherfucker."
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"Honey, that means you're really good at it and you didn't even know it."
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"Catherine: No!"
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"- All: Oh! Ooh! - Ray: Wow, what reflexes."
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"- (staff cheers) - Oh, my God!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"I should have done more. I'm so sorry."
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"Can you not hear me singing in the wires?"
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"You and a telephone."
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"The Second Amendment is a problem.""
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"- Dan: What? - No. What the hell are you talking about?"
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"That Finnish fart!"
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"- Ma'am... - Maybe I did say that to her,"
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"You just picked a fight"
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"Mike: Do we have to talk guns?"
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"Yeah, I just... I'm wiped, you know?"
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"Shit."
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"Oh, my God, my hair's caught in the desk."
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"Wait, what is this on my forehead?"
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"There's something she needs to know."
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"Mom!"
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"Catherine, what is it, honey?"
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"You do need to put some clothes on, okay?"
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"- Hello. - I wish to express"
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"- (Ray laughs) - Minna: Yes."
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"You mean the Wayne County Gun Fair, ma'am?"
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"Yes. That's the one."
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"Case in point, by the way."
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"There's no time."
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"Sue: No, there is time, Dan. You can do this, ma'am."
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"You know what? Today is the day"
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"You say that once a week."
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"Selina: I can't hold this."
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"Don't be worried. Have you been fishing?"
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"Okay, that's it. Show's over, all right?"
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"Use words like "protection" or "assurance.""
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""Freeze, or I'll protect your fucking head off.""
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"It really means a lot to us "ladies who load.""
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"- I wasn't. - Just say you were mad. Doesn't matter."
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"Hmm? What? Oh."
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"I hope it's good. We've gotta go. Come on, honey bunny."
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"She is not gonna like that."
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"On that note, though, I think we have to go."
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"Thank you very much, everyone."
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"Selina: Just one freaky dyke after another."
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"(siren wails)"
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"We put more cops on the route."
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"I've seen that part of town. There's nothing down there worth stealing."
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"- Dad! - Hi. Selina?"
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"I've got some buddies on the board"
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"It's so nice to be here, with friends here."
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"oh, no, told is more accurate..."
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"about the big picture, you know?"
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"with you and with our friends."
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"that you wish to make?"
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"(applause)"
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"(applause)"
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"Please, stand. Don't be so modest."
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"Selina Meyer and Turville Industries"
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"for a very long time."
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"Well, if we kill everybody in the room, then we might be okay."
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"You won't have lied for six months."
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"You got it. Yes, ma'am. Sure."
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"- Obesity is a huge issue. - Yeah. It absolutely is. It is."
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"You like music."
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"Hey, I'm gonna take that massage now, if you don't mind."
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