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Clips from Veep - Detroit (S03E03)

"- This is it. - That's it."
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"- This is it. - This is it."
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"- No funny business. - Going to keep an eye on you."
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"Oh, did you see this? Look at this action. Ka-pow!"
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"This handshake is gonna show that there is no Maddox-Meyer feud."
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"And if there was, by the way, it would be a "Meyer-Maddox" feud."
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"So, Amy, how's not being campaign manager"
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"Really, it's fine."
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"such a good friendship over the years"
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"I never pegged you two as friends."
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"I look tense,"
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"because... yes, well, one, I have broad shoulders,"
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"and, two, because that's the job."
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"The job is what makes me look tense."
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"But underneath all the work tension,"
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"Have you heard about Emily Lafuente?"
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"- It is so awful. - Such a tragic thing."
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"and it's called the Second Amendment."
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"People think it's their birthright, you see."
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"To give guns to babies?"
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"- Minna, I've made a joke. - And me also, I made a joke..."
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"for giving the guns to the babies."
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"No, of course not. It would be dangerous."
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"- Yeah. Bang! No, it would be awful. - Awful."
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"- Amy, Amy. - Yes?"
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"- Ray's here. - I see."
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"He practically fixed my shoulder."
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"he's like a personal Jesus."
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"And he could really help you with your..."
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"well, really everything, actually."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"I've been watching you. I see all of this tension."
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"Where do you want to start, neck or spine?"
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"I could break both, if you'd like."
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"All right, well..."
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"I dig a challenge."
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"Maybe you should work on North Korea first..."
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"get them to relax, and work your way up to Amy."
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"- Wolf. - What?"
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"Sure. You and the veep been talking jobs?"
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"We were talking about the sad death of Emily Lafuente."
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"Just so sad. I hate murder."
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"it's really a problem. You have far too many guns here."
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"Shit the fuck... she said that?"
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"Selina: Oh, God."
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"I haven't bent this far since I was"
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"And right leg is mine. Let's go."
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"Ray: How about we turn out the lights and see?"
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"- Can I trust you? - I don't know. Can you?"
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"(Selina chuckles)"
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"All right. Turn it over."
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"Come on. Almost there."
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"And core. Get it tight."
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"- Selina: Ooh! - Um, am I interrupting?"
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"What? No, not at all."
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"I just need you to sign off"
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""Emily Lafuente... " what? I can't read what that says."
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"- "Lived life to the full." - "We will miss her distinct voice.""
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"- Seems a bit stiff to me. - It does? Do you think?"
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"Yeah. How about,"
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"- Ooh, I like that. - So, you want to go with that?"
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"- Ray: Yeah. - Selina: Yeah."
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"- Thanks, Mike. - Thank you."
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"I guess I can work with that."
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"I guess Ray is a media consultant part time."
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"The entourage is getting way too big."
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"We're only days away from an omelet chef and a piano tuner."
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"- What are you doing? - Her jobs speech."
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"Can I see?"
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"What is "Marimba America"?"
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"Marimba... that alarm that's on your phone when you wake up."
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"It's like, "Wake up, America!""
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"They don't give a shit. You need a soundbite."
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"I wrote a soundbite once and had the entire crowd in tears."
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"Even the police horses."
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"Touch this. Touch me right here."
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"- Oh, Ray. Nice work. - Seriously, isn't that incredible?"
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"- Ready, almost? - Here, Amy, touch this."
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"- Feel. - Oh, I don't wanna. I can see..."
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"- Look at that. - That's nice, ma'am."
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"- I can improve your posture 6,000%. - Oh, my God."
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"Well, so can I. I can just take off my shoes."
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"I don't give up. Gary, you're next."
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"- Ray: Gotta get my oil. - Oh! I love the oil."
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"- Sandalwood or chamomile? - Wood, please. I'll do the wood."
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"- Ame? - Yes?"
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"I like to think of us as friends sometimes, too."
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"That technically makes you my best friend."
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"What do you think of Ray?"
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"I think that he is an effective temporary hire."
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"I think he's kind of cute. Do you?"
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"Don't worry. I can get rid of that"
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"in a matter of an hour."
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"- No, no, no. - The chicken's off the menu."
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"What? No, I don't want to get rid of him."
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"Why do you think I would want to get rid of him?"
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"Because you want to be president?"
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"Well, I mean, I can get rid of him then... I guess."
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"I just wanted you to know."
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"But I don't want anybody else to know, okay?"
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"Especially Dan. Oh, my God."
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"We need to get her on stage faster."
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"I don't know. Use a jet pack."
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"and sent me that."
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"- I wrote it. - Oh."
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"Yes, yes, she's got to get off the stage fast too."
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"Well, stick her in a cannon. I don't know."
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"So, Gary, you know how when a trainer"
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"and a vice president love each other very much?"
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"Look at her. My God."
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"What are you guys talking about?"
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"- The jobs speech. - Yeah."
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"- Selina and Ray fucking? - Yeah."
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"Yeah, I thought so. Well, watch and learn."
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"Mrs. Meyer."
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"So Turville Industries... got a big jobs announcement?"
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"Ben, can we slap another restraining order"
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"on this creepy bellboy?"
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"- Ben: No problem. - Dan: See that?"
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"Or how about a drone strike?"
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