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Clips from Veep - Detroit (S03E03)

"Yeah, but I really wanted to talk about"
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"the inspirational entrepreneurs I've met."
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"The men and women who are behind the umbrella skeleton."
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"If you think about the engineering of it,"
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"it's a beautiful thing to behold,"
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"and it's something upon which we rely."
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"It is written there, what you wish to say."
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"I hope you don't mind my mentioning this..."
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"but you have written a book, have you not?"
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""The Finnish Wolf," which sounds quite intriguing."
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"I don't understand. Do you want me to make the announcement"
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"about Turville Industries?"
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"We formed a partnership with Turville Industries,"
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"and I'd like to announce that there are gonna be"
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"some new jobs in the Detroit area."
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"in the overall picture. It's not a big deal in and of itself,"
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"Oh, no. No. It is 7,000 new jobs."
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"I think that people will remember the names."
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"Yeah. Can I kill Minna first?"
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"I stole a pistol from the gun show."
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"Oh, that's true. I appreciate that point. Yeah."
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"- Hey, where is Dan? - Here. Right here."
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"Okay, why isn't Andrew on the team?"
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"- He should be attached. - That's an excellent point."
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"I wanted Andrew in the entourage, but Amy said..."
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"- Amy said nothing. - So what up?"
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"Guess "Operation Ray" failed, huh?"
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"Don't worry, I can write you a statement."
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"This is really nice, working together as a family."
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"I actually enjoyed that gun show, you know?"
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"Once I got used to all the regular people"
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"That tie I like."
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"That's better than yesterday's tie."
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"I can't do this again, Amy. I'm all lied out."
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"Hey, Ray. Can't go in there."
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"Yeah? And you can't do this."
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"- (thud) - Selina: Why are we on the couch?"
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"- But that way, yes? - Selina: That was quick."
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"Andrew: I've been taking classes in Reflexology."
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"Selina: Andrew, what are you..."
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"Ray: Oh, how about there?"
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"Amy: Yeah, still nothing."
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"oh, my God!"
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"That's very good."
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"(moans)"
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"(crowd yelling)"
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"(siren chirps)"
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"to go to an economic summit?"
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"Oh, my God, those protesters shouldn't be allowed so close."
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"They're just regular people, like you, Gary. Or Amy."
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"Gary: Let me tell you that when you announce 7,000 jobs,"
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"they're gonna be fanning you with those signs."
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"Yeah."
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"(Selina chuckles) Yeah."
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"I want Selina's job announcement on every network, okay?"
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"I want to hear the Discovery Channel say, "We interrupt these sharks.""
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"Thanks for sending me the speech, Mike. It's perfect..."
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"- Great. - ...ly shit."
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"- That's my fourth. - Oh, God."
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"Hey, Dan, why not put the Mike hazing on pause"
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"Because, Amy, trainers help release endorphins."
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"I think it's a good idea."
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"You know what? Next time I'll get a clown and cheer you up."
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"Oh, good, a two-clown entourage."
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"Ben: This is Clifford Powell, Rheingold Plastics."
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"He makes the sipping lids for coffee cups."
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"How do you do? So you're the guy who keeps burning my tongue."
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"(laughs) Of course, you could just wait"
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"until it's a drinkable temperature."
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"Whoa, don't look now, but nine o'clock, ex-hubby."
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"- Oh! - Hey, I'm Andrew."
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"- You see that tie? - Yeah."
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"- It's hideous. - Horrendous."
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"The metal skeleton, you know,"
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"hexagonal-shaped thing on it,"
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"and what do you have? An umbrella. And it's a winning team."
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"And I like to think of it as a metaphor."
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"- Sorry to interrupt. - Yeah."
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"Oh, no."
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"- and a fuckin' drunk. - Yep."
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"But that's sad news."
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"She was a Pulitzer Prize winner."
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"You don't have to do the whispering. It's just me."
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"- She was a Pulitzer Prize... - I know... now, of course."
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"- Ma'am, there's been... - Yeah?"
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"A shooting. Yeah. Where do you get your news, from a guy on a horse?"
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"No, here's what we're gonna do. Mike, I want you to put out a statement"
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"about the shooting, okay? Not too wordy for once."
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"How about I have the veep put her arms like in "Platoon""
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"- Dan, do you have a minute? - Yes."
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"You seem to be having me going to all these music awards."
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"Nobody watches MTV anymore."
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"I'm starting to feel like you're trying to hide me."
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"But you, you know, you're hip."
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"You're "deck," you know?"
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"- Gary: Oh, ma'am... - Oh, God. Minna Hakkinen?"
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"Okay, remember her husband fondled your left breast?"
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"What do you think, I'm gonna forget that?"
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"- Oh. - Madam Vice President."
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"Oh, Madam Ex-Prime Minister of Finland."
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"I am giving the keynote address,"
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"I am giving a talk on economics. "The Finnish Wilf.""
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"- Er, what...? - It's "wolf.""
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"Oh, hello."
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"- "The Finnish Wolf." - Yes."
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"- And what is that called? - "The Finnish Wilf.""
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"- It's "wolf." - Yeah, I got it."
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"- You can go. - Okay."
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"I am seeing other people walking around"
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"with the retractable ones, and that is..."
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"Sir, we only have them on lanyards."
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"I want a lanyard with a retractable one."
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"Do you have any idea who I am?!"
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"I feel like there's a nine-year-old boy inside of you"
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"You see what I've got to deal with, right?"
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"I don't care. Photo op, tomorrow."
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"Maddox-Selina... Queensbury rules."
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"Minimum four-second handshake."
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"Perfect. Because we've got to prove they both don't hate each other."
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"- Absolutely. - Okay. And this is it."
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