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Clips from Veep - Detroit (S03E03)

"- Ray: Here's good. - Amy: Right here, yeah."
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"You know, it's okay, it doesn't matter..."
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"Not every country likes to eavesdrop."
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"- Minna: It's a joke. - Yeah, it's a good one."
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"- No, we got it. - Sweet dreams."
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"Okay. Who needs what?"
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"To begin with, I was coming to talk to you about the fact"
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"that Dan has me doing all these..."
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"You must now go speak with Dan, not to me."
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"- Next. - I came up..."
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"you know what? Forget it."
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"Music to my ears, Andrew."
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"- Try these Persian balls. - Ooh."
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"Dan? I am not gonna talk to radio stations"
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"that have eagles in the logo"
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"We're reaching out to the gun lobby right now."
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"Mike has written a speech that I think"
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"should neutralize the entire issue."
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"- Ninth draft. - Selina: Great."
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"Okay, everybody listen up."
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"Ray has got kind of a fabulous idea, I think. Go."
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"The vice president goes to a gun show."
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"- Amy: Huh...? - Mike: What?"
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"- Good for you, Sue. - This is a gun show for women."
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"That's right."
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"Women with guns are less threatening, ma'am."
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"Yeah, exactly, because they're not nut jobs."
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"We'll have to push the speech back 30 minutes, so you'll need to be fast."
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"Yeah, fine. I can be fast."
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"Well, I'm not going to a fucking gun show."
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"Uh, yes, you are going to a "fucking gun show,""
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"even if I have to put a gun to your fucking head."
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"Dan: Okay, we can make this work."
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"We do shake, show, speech all in 90 minutes."
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"that Selina Meyer's campaign begins."
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"We're gonna need road maps. Scramble 30 extra cops,"
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"tell my mother to push the weekly call to Wednesday."
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"Let's plan this beast."
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"Oh, we're gonna need cookies, too."
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"- You ready, ma'am? - Yeah, but he's on my good side."
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"Why can't you ever remember what my good side is?"
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"- No, this... - Hey, George."
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"- Sure, sure, go ahead. - Great."
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"How are you doing? I was really, really worried."
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"Doing a little bit. Trying to reel that big one in."
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"(laughs) Fantastic."
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"You know, ma'am, I think we need to get going."
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"- Oh, yeah. - Okay, guys, that's it."
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"Three, two, one... boom."
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"(clicking)"
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"You got your TIFFs and your JPEGs. No more."
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"(siren wailing)"
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"Dan: Jesus."
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"How the fuck do you screw up a handshake, Mike?"
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"Jonah had a good idea. We've never planned for that."
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"We're about to go to a roomful of guns."
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"I don't think we're exactly in the right headspace."
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"- That's a good point. - Selina: Oh, yeah, we are!"
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"- Oh, yeah! - You're gonna be great."
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"All right, shut your mouth and then shut the road."
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"you're really not going to like Guantanamo Bay."
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"ETA, 3.9 minutes."
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"Okay, ma'am, you need to be conservative and liberal."
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"- What? - So, look at guns, but don't touch guns."
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"- Oh, God. - Don't even say the word "gun.""
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"But in context. Don't say,"
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"Madam Vice President, we're so glad you're okay."
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"- I'm fine. - Thanks for coming."
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"Oh, wow. Look at this well-defended picnic table."
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"And look at that one. It's so tiny..."
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"Okay, I'm going to tell you something so uncanny."
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"when she was a little girl. Look here, honey."
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"Although this would not have been a good present for her,"
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"'cause she was a toddler with a temper. She was so mad."
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"- These are, like, tommy guns. - Yeah, from an old-timey movie."
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"Of course you can."
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"There you go. You got it. Perfect. Is it good?"
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"Someone's face is on a T-shirt."
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"I wish my daughter could bust heads like you, young lady."
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"- Is that my face? - Yeah, it is. Wow."
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"She's an adult."
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""Make my day.""
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"(chanting) Catherine! Catherine!"
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"We fixed the traffic lights."
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"We diverted a parade for Polish Americans."
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"Oh, my God. What is up with you? Kitchen's closed."
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"What about the Turville jobs?"
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"and I hear they're defaulting on their loans."
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"They've got six months, tops."
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"I would have told you last night,"
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"but you had Ray's cock in your ear."
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"I'm about to announce the 7,000 Turville jobs."
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"- There won't be any in six months. - What am I supposed to do?"
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"- Do you know what that means? - Yes, I..."
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"I've got Kent on the phone. I think I put it on speaker,"
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"but I might have taken a photo instead."
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"Give this to me. Hello? Hello?"
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"Kent: Good news. We've changed your speech"
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"to a friendly Q&A with the host of the panel chair."
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"Oh."
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"Great, no need to announce the jobs that aren't jobs."
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"Thank you, Kent. Good to hear."
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"- Andrew: Nobody's gonna ask a question. - Exactly right."
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"- Who's the panel chair, do we know? - I can look it up..."
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"(sighs)"
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"That timetable was not a timetable. That was a poem."
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"- Thank you very much. - Oh, thank you."
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"And, of course, a dear friend right next to me."
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"- Sit down, please. - Yes. Thank you."
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"Minna: Thank you."
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"So I have been asked..."
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"that I must mention"
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"that you have a very exciting announcement to make."
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"You know, it's funny."
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"I really today wanted to talk"
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"with you and our group here"
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"The American landscape that we're all in today."
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"That's sort of the conversation that I'm interested in having"
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"But there is also a very particular announcement"
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