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Clips from South Park - Pandemic 2: The Startling (S12E12)

"And how are the efforts to contain all this going?"
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"It's bad, sir."
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"It seems we have no way of stopping it."
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"We've lost complete control."
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"Sir?"
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"I'm sorry. I just thought of a funny joke."
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"All right. Get the jets ready. I need to get to Machu Picchu."
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"Machu Picchu, sir?"
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"Yes, I need to be taken to Machu Picchu."
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"Have you lost your hearing?"
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"But sir, what could possibly be at Machu Picchu to help--"
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"We're in the grocery store now. Some other survivors here."
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"Can we get out through the highway?"
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"The highway's unreachable. There's guinea rats all over it."
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"- Guinea rats? - So startled."
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"What do you mean guinea rats?"
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"There are guinea pigs,"
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"but there's also guinea bees, guinea rats."
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"I've even seen some guinea spiders out there."
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"Randy, will you stop doing that?"
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"Look, I think we need to find a way out under the city."
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"Oh, God. What are we going to do?"
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"Oh my God!"
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"Something's inside the store!"
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"Guinea rabbits! There, inside!"
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"- They're everywhere! - Help me!"
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"Help--"
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"No! Travis, no!"
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"There's something over there!"
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"No, it's a guinea mouse, stupid!"
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"Kill me!"
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"Mom, I can't see!"
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"It's okay, Shelley."
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"Daddy's gonna turn on night vision."
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"There, there. Okay..."
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"- What? What? What? - Nothing. I just startled myself."
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"Let's head over this way, guys."
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"You hear that? It sounds like water."
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"Yeah, it's coming from up there."
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"No."
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"What do you mean no?"
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"I'm not following you guys anymore."
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"Why?"
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"Because just-- That's just the way it is."
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"Every time bad things happen,"
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"you guys end up putting yourselves deeper into the middle of it,"
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"because "that's just the way it is.""
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"Hey, we aren't the ones"
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"on an ancient temple prophecy wall, butt-wipe!"
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"I don't care."
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"I've decided that I'm done."
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"I am choosing not to be a part of this anymore."
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"How do you do that?"
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"It's easy. Watch."
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"Dude, Craig, we should go back now."
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"No."
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"Hey, look! There's something here!"
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"Nope."
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"Dude, this is boring."
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"This is just a bunch of walking around."
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"Just the way I like it."
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"It's been three days now"
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"Guinea rabbits are still everywhere."
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"Along with a few guinea panthers."
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"We've taken shelter at the Outback Steakhouse."
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"There's Sharon and Shelley."
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"Say hey, guys."
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"What is that? What is that?"
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"I'm going to take a look outside."
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"- What is it? - It's a guinea-saurus rex."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"I'm way too startled!"
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"Look!"
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"Jesus, they can't kill it."
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"What do you think about the guinea-saurus rex, Shelley?"
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"That's good."
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"There's Shelley with the guinea saurus-rex in the background!"
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"Give a little peace sign, Shelley. Oh, I know!"
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"Hold out your palm so it looks like you're holding the guinea saurus rex!"
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"- Shelley? - Randy!"
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"I have had it!"
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"You are putting down that goddamn camera!"
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"Sharon, you're gonna be really glad"
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"Wait here a minute."
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"Behold!"
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"I am standing on your precious land."
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"What's he doing?"
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"What of your prophecy now?"
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"Nothing can stop me!"
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"Craig!"
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"No! How did you get here?"
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"Hey, it's that asshole who sent us to the jungle with nobody to pick us up!"
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"- Shoot them! - Shoot them?"
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"They're a Peruvian band that escaped!"
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"No, listen to me."
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"Whatever is happening to the world is happening"
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"because you guys got rid of all the flute bands!"
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"I said, "Shoot them!""
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"Go look! It's all an ancient Incan prophecy."
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"Maybe we should look at it, sir."
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"Damn you, Craig!"
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"You just don't ever stop, do you?"
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"- I didn't say anything. - You see for thousands of years,"
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"horrid creatures have lived in the guinea valley of Peru."
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"The Incas learned how to keep the creatures at bay,"
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"But the prophecy foretold that one day, the creatures would be unleashed"
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"and I have made that happen!"
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"The Incas predicted the world would be saved,"
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"by Craig,"
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"but that part of the prophecy will not come true!"
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"For you will all die on this mountain!"
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"You're some kind of monster!"
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"Oh, I'm much more than that."
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"I am something much more evil."
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"Guinea pirate!"
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"Jesus Christ!"
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"Sir, I promise you,"
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"I'm not going to ruin your plans."
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"I'll just walk away. See?"
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"Okay, now there's sparks shooting out my eye."
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