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Clips from South Park - Pandemic 2: The Startling (S12E12)

"Transcript: Arrow, mpm"
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"I'm so..."
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"I was so happy."
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"to invest in becoming"
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"We begged to go home. But instead,"
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"the government told us they were sending us to Peru."
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"And so that is why I am now in Peru."
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"I don't even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money."
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"This is Conner in Washington!"
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"Hey Conner. The place that Homeland Security"
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"there's nobody here to meet us."
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"all over!"
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"Need to get out."
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"in throat."
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"I'm shooting this video of myself."
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"Randy, will you put down that camera?"
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"Look at that thing!"
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"The head of Homeland Security ordered you to fly us,"
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"and take down their government?"
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"Actually, the whole rounding up of the pan flute bands"
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"didn't make sense to any of us either."
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"None of what that Homeland Security guy does make sense!"
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"The plan was to have a refueling truck meet us here."
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"We don't have enough gas to fly anyplace."
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"Have they been loaded on to the boats or not?"
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"Okay, darling. Main Street..."
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"- Where do we go, Randy? - We've got to get out of town."
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"Oh, God. Oh, God. I'm so startled."
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"- Are you startled, Sharon? - Randy, put down the--"
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"I don't know, Lemski."
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"Ain't that a peach?"
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"and now I'm in land of the giants' lost world."
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"- Stuff just happens. - That's right!"
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"You just wind up being sent by the government"
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"to take down the city of Lima"
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"Here's Sharon and Shelley on the roof of Best Buy."
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"That--That's a new sound."
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"Oh, God. Look!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Hey, hey, look at this."
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"What is it?"
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"Let's see what's in there."
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"Because when you come across a spooky ancient ruin, you say,"
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"You guys look at this!"
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"It's a wall of ancient drawings."
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"Dude, it's a Peruvian flute band!"
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"Looks like the pan flute music is driving away giant guinea pigs?"
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"The pan flute bands put in prison."
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"And then the guinea pigs killing people. And then..."
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"- Dude, Craig, what's going on? - I have no idea."
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"I don't know."
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"Am I in charge or not?"
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"In the sewers? It can't be safe down there."
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"Randy, the storeroom! We've got to get to the storeroom!"
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"- Dude, that's awesome. - All right. Let's go."
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"Dude, we have to go check this out."
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"Craig, dude, wait up."
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"Yep. Nice and boring."
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"since the guinea pigs and the guinea bees attacked."
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"we have all this footage of the family some day."
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"I've waited a long time for this."
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"Sir, is everything all right?"
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"We must keep them contained!"
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"The Peruvian flute bands were keeping the guinea creatures away!"
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"by playing pan flute music."
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"Guinea creatures hate it even more than humans do."
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"Guinea bees, guinea rabbits, guinea-saurus rexes."
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"And drove the guinea creatures back to Andes mountains."
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"And people all over the world"
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"And buy their CDs,"
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"My parents were so happy."
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"when people come asking you for money."
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"That guy's an asshole."
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"I fucking hate Craig!"
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""Pandemic (Part 2): The Startling""
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"What's going on, Dad?"
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"Mr. Marsh, you have to move. It isn't..."
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"startled."
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"My name is Craig Tucker."
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"Last week was my birthday."
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"My grandma gave me a check for $100."
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"But then, four kids from school came to my house"
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"and said I should use my $100"
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"a Peruvian flute band."
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"But the government arrested us,"
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"along with all the other Peruvian flute bands,"
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"and took us to an internment camp in Miami."
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"If I die, let it be known that it is because four guys"
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"We didn't lie, Craig! It was a sweet idea!"
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"Yeah. How were we supposed to know"
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"that pan flute bands would be outlawed?"
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"I don't get it. They said the military would meet us here."
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"This is where they told us to land."
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"- Can't you get through to Washington? - I'm trying."
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"told us to start the operation,"
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"It's like they sent us to No Man's Land."
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"Jesus, they're everywhere!"
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"What are everywhere?"
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"So furry!"
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"They're attacking..."
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"every city."
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"People dying!"
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"Guinea pigs..."
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"- Guinea pigs? - Can't stop them."
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"I just ate..."
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"a peanut."
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"Peanut now stuck"
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"I shouldn't eat peanuts..."
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"when scared."
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"I've got the video camera. Got it turned on again."
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"This is Randy Marsh."
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"huge creatures attacked our town."
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"It's still chaos out the window."
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"I barely made it back to the house."
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"And there's Shelley. Wave to the camera, Shelley."
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"We need to figure out what to do!"
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"I don't know what to do. I'm so startled."
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"We have to see what the news is saying."
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"This is a shot of New York City where the giant guinea pigs"
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"Reports of attacks are coming in"
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