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Clips from South Park - Obama Wins! (S16E16)

"Now listen, little boy,"
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"Star Wars to the Chinese forever."
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"I get to be Luke Skywalker's son."
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"But so far the Chinese are refusing to speak with us."
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"Nothing, sir."
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"I have them hidden away, somewhere nobody would ever look."
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"Mom!"
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"and the President of the United States is once again, Barack Obama."
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"area to make sure their voice was heard."
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"He probably spent hours listening to all those presidential ads"
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"Oh my God, it's the President!"
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"I get to play the part of Luke Skywalker's son."
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"is the right thing to do."
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"Oh my God."
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"Sure, we have the ballots."
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"But if I'm gonna smuggle them here, I'm gonna need a blaster and a Tonton."
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"or that Star Wars is with people who will protect it most?"
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"Oh, shit! Don't let him swallow it!"
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"- Pry his mouth open! - He ate it!"
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"We found him, sir. But still no sign of the missing ballots."
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"What's more important?"
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"- Hello? - Hey, Kyle, what's up?"
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"Oh, no! They followed us!"
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"you'll have to do better than that."
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"Butters, you know something, don't you? Huh?"
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"It doesn't matter if I am or not."
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"but your son took some things that didn't belong to him."
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"Now you will give us the Star Wars technology"
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"You just couldn't keep your mouth shut, could you, Butters?"
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"I... I... I hate almonds."
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"Alright."
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"- You like warm nuts, sir? - Ahah! Okay, okay, it's getting old."
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"Hey! You can't do that!"
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"I can't, don't you see?"
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"Don't be sad, Ike. Just be happy that you live in a"
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"Oh my God, what have we done?"
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"I'm gonna tell your dad you helped get the wrong person elected president."
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"Oh."
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"I don't know how they did it but the Chinese secured my victory."
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"so you're probably sitting on the couch telling your little"
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"that could change the outcome of the election?"
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"You'll have what you want. I'll meet you in three hours."
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"It's General Tsao."
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"to go to the press with all this?"
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"Where?"
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"I wish you well with it."
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"You can be Luke's son, you can be Han Solo's son,"
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"Really?"
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"Stan... when's the last time you saw somebody drive a Hummer?"
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"Yes, we must show these to the public for democracy's sake! Right, Kyle?"
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