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Clips from South Park - Obama Wins! (S16E16)

"Mommy? Where's my mommy?"
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"Mom, where's my mom?"
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"Warm nuts, sir? Warm nuts?"
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"The people have spoken"
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"more motivated, more titillated than ever."
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"Alright, what is this all about, Fat Ass?"
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"that I have something in my room that could change the entire election?"
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"Here's another patriotic American."
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"Run now, little firefly. It's all part of the plan."
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"Do I have a study? I don't think I have a study."
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"Mr. President."
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"Yes."
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"I have to fulfill my obligation."
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"Eric Cartman?"
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"Mmm, no."
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"I swear it!"
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"I was always told that we lived in a country based on freedom."
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"that the government could never barge into our lives unwarranted."
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"it's all changing."
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"We have to find them!"
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"But I thought Obama won pretty easily last night."
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"They're nearby."
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"Very safe and sound."
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"Alter our..."
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"the President will be here in moments with what we want!"
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"Thank you, thank you all for your votes of confidence."
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"and ask to have a nice quiet meal in private?"
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"Oh, of course!"
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"He's just a normal guy like me!"
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"Alright, but don't take too long."
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"Butters, you have to tell us what Cartman is up to."
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"No! Please, you can't!"
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"Then just tell me what Cartman is up to!"
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"(incomprehensible)"
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"- Huh? - He said, at r-r-red..."
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"- Red Lobster! - What?"
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"R-r-r-red, r-r-r-red..."
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"Red Lobster!"
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"Oh, Red Lobster."
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"General Tsao, do you have the missing ballots or not?"
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"as long as my presidency was secure."
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"it made this country incredibly powerful."
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"Morgan Freeman?"
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"Earlier this week, Lucas signed the rights to Star Wars over to Disney,"
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"But the child who actually stole the ballots has hidden them"
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"and won't give them to anyone until his demands are met."
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"You might have won the election after all"
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"Oh, well, no TV for him for a few days."
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"Oh shit, it's him again."
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"I guess we learned that when it comes to Star Wars we can't trust anyone."
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"Not the president, not the Chinese. And not you."
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"Shhhh, it's okay, Butters."
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"Rockvember sales event, guys! Every Hummer comes with a free Segway."
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"Go on, leave us alone."
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"- Every vote counts, and... - Cut the crap, Mouse."
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"Trust me, they're somewhere nobody will ever find them."
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"- Like what? - I want a part in the new movies."
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"Well, then, why didn't you just come to me in the first place?"
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"If you wanna be in the next Star Wars, I'm your guy."
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"Hehe."
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"The election may be over, but rumors are running rampant"
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"I... what?"
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"It matters, Stan. It matters."
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"Come on down to Stephenson Hammer"
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"Oh my God."
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"Hey! Looking for a Hummer today?"
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"Go on, get outta here. Shoo!"
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"Oh hell yes! Asians! Hey guys!"
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"Protect it?"
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"The Chinese simply want to guard Star Wars' impeccable legacy."
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"And now we are at a crossroads."
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"and allow Disney to keep it instead."
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"That the right man is elected president,"
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"Well, if you put it that way."
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"No! But Obama wasn't really elected. Don't you people care?!"
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"♪ I'm going down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪"
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"♪ Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation ♪"
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"♪ Ample parking day or night, people shouting howdy neighbor! ♪"
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"♪ I'm headin' on up to South Park gonna see if I can't unwind ♪"
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"[Kenny muffled]"
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"♪ So come on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine. ♪"
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"Okay Mister Thompson, voting line is right over there."
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"- Next, please. - Mom?"
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"Oh dear, did you lose your mother, little boy?"
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"- Mom! - Security!"
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"- Huh? - This little boy lost his mom!"
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"She said to wait for her by the plastic boxes if I got lost!"
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"It's alright come on."
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"Oh dear, did you lose your mommy, little boy?"
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"Would you like some warm nuts, sir?"
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"Ha ha haa! Warm nuts she says!"
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"Mom! I lost my mom!"
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"No way, dude. No way."
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"Mom! I can't find my mom!"
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"Mom!"
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"I assure you all that I am heading back to the White House"
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"country where people get to elect a president at all."
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"Nothing, watching the election results."
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"Yeah, I figured. It's the day after the election"
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"brother how great it is to live in a Democratic society."
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"Listen, Kyle, could you come over for a second."
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"- What? - Please, Kyle."
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"It's kind of important."
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"You happy with the election results last night, Kyle?"
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"People voted and I stand behind the President."
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"Oh, it's such a Democratic thing to say, Kyle."
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"What if I were to tell you..."
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"- Sure you do. - What if I did, Kyle?"
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"What could you possibly have in your room"
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"Pretty sweet, huh?"
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"What the hell is this?"
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"What's it look like?"
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"Hundreds of thousands of votes from all the swing states."
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"I don't believe it."
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"No, really, there are states full of swingers."
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"Bunch of perverts if you ask me."
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"Why do you have these?"
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"Funny how voting works in this country, isn't it, Kyle."
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"Each one of these a person... someone who took the time to get"
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"themselves informed, actually got up and drove to a voting"
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