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Clips from South Park - Obama Wins! (S16E16)

"Dude!"
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"and tuned in to every debate."
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"Knock it off, Cartman!"
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"Now believe it or not, Kyle. I actually need your help."
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"But first, you have to promise not to tell anyone."
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"You're not getting away with this, you fat turd!!"
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"Sweetie, there's a Mr. Pun Lee Tsao on the phone for you."
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"Thanks Mom. I'll take that... in the study."
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"That's fine."
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"Yes, hello, General."
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"We presume you are pleased with the election results?"
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"Very pleased. Thank you for your help."
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"And you, no doubt, will now begin filling your side of the bargain."
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"Sir, the election may have gone the way they said,"
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"but we can't possibly give the Chinese what you promised."
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"And what if General Tsao suddenly gets the courage"
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"Don't worry."
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"Everyone knows General Tsao's chicken."
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"We have a report you might be involved in voter fraud."
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"You mind if we search your room?"
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"I'm sorry, but I know my rights."
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"You can't search my room without a warrant,"
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"and I'm afraid I can't give you permission."
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"This isn't a joke, Cartman!"
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"You have to believe me, Officer,"
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"the outcome of the election depends on it."
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"Let's just see."
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"Upstairs! First door on the left!"
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"I know my rights! Stop right now!"
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"But... they were here."
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"Stacks and stacks of ballots from states all over the country!"
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"That the one thing that made America different was"
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"But it's all changing, isn't it?"
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"Ever since Obama was first elected,"
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"I guess this country is changing."
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"We're sorry, little boy. We're so sorry."
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"They've still got to be here somewhere!"
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"But where could they be?"
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"Where?"
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"And why would I care so much about the election results?"
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"So many questions, Kyle."
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"So little time."
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"Guys! You guys!"
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"Listen,"
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"Cartman has tens of thousands of voter ballots hidden somewhere!"
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"He's changed the outcome of the election!"
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"Wow, really. That's pretty impressive."
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"Come on you guys, he's hid them somewhere we have to find them."
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"Dude, because of the electoral college"
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"these votes in swing states can really matter!"
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"I don't understand that stuff at all."
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"I need Morgan Freeman to explain it to me."
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"Yeah, I love when Morgan Freeman explains stuff."
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"God dammit, this is serious, you guys!"
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"Cartman has stolen the election!"
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"Well, maybe Cartman had a good reason."
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"Uh, no! Why?"
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"- What did Cartman tell you?! - He didn't tell me nothing!"
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"And I swore to secrecy! It's really important, Kyle,"
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"and it isn't what you think."
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"- Don't make me say any more. - Tell us what you know, right now."
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"Don't make me swallow this! I'll do it!"
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"- Is that an M&M? - It's an almond M&M!"
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"I'm very allergic to almonds! Please!"
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"Just leave me alone!"
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"Then you have to tell us."
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"Well... huh..."
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"Butters, where are the ballots going?"
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"Where are they going?"
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"- More melted butter, sir? - Mmm, mmm."
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"Little boy,"
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"the President is on his way to pick up the ballots."
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"Where are they?"
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"I just might want to alter our deal a little bit."
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"Yeah, tell me again exactly what you plan on doing with it."
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"- The President! - Congratulations, sir!"
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"If I could just be a little rude"
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"Come on, let's let the President have some peace and quiet!"
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"Wow, the President eats at Red Lobster!"
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"Come on, guys! President says get out!"
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"I didn't actually vote for him. Huh."
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"Where are the ballots?"
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"Your friend has had a severe allergic reaction."
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"Can we please just try and talk to him?"
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"I didn't want to have to do this, but if you don't tell us,"
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"Okay! Okay!"
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"(he burbles something incomprehensible)"
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"What'd he say?"
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"Oh."
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"What do you mean the election isn't the biggest thing that happened this week?"
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"(incomprehensible)"
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"What?"
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"(incomprehensible)"
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"You mean the missile defense program?"
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"Butters, where is Cartman supposed to hand over the ballots?"
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"At Red Lobster."
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"At Red Lobster."
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"Red Lobster."
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"Red Lobster!"
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"Red Lobster!"
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"But we don't have them right here with us now."
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"Okay, you want me to come in again, we can start over. What the fuck is this?"
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"Alright! Where are the missing ballots?!"
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"President Obama?"
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"Oh, God dammit, Kyle, I was just about to get what I wanted!"
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"Mr. President, we got you re-elected."
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"so that we can make the sequels!"
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"I told you China would get the rights to Star Wars from Disney"
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"Until I have those ballots it is not secure."
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"Wait a minute. The rights to "Star Wars," the movies?"
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"What the hell is going on here?"
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"and the Chinese saw a way to obtain it for themselves."
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"The Chinese government knew that President Obama would help them"
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"You've all got quite a mess on your hands."
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"Just one thing Morgan Freeman."
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"How come every time something convoluted needs explaining, you show up?"
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"Because every time I show up and explain something, I earn a freckle."
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"So here's the deal, General Tsao. Mr. President."
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"When the Chinese make the sequels,"
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"Cartman Skywalker."
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