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Clips from Duck Dynasty (2012) - Family Funny Business (S01E01)

"- It makes me nervous. - Happy, happy. happy-"
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"[Whooping 1"
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"Besides, Si's not at the office either. He's clearing beaver dams with Phil up the river."
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"but he doesn't have a clear thinking on why I'm doing what I'm doing."
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"The problem with these beavers, Si, they've killed millions of acres of timber."
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"Well, I thought we was making Duck Pickers."
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"And right now, Godwin's the only one working..."
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"this multimillion-dollar operation together."
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"- Somebody needs to make money. - Willie went off and got educated."
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"He's a suit man now."
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"but we have to run a business."
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"See, Will, you're trying to re-prioritize your brother there..."
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"And you're saying, “You need to make money.”"
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"I know one thing- I'm beat just tearing out beaver dams, I tell you that."
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"- Love it. - we have to make the cooking DVD tomorrow."
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"- Why do we have to do it tomorrow? - We've already sold the DVD's."
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"All we have is a picture of the DVD cover and nothing to go inside the case."
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"[ Frogs Croaking ]"
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"You find frogs by shining your light..."
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"They're green."
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"If you see red eyes, it's a gator."
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"I have caught thousands of frogs in my life."
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"I was just born that way."
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"You got a man catching 'em- that's my area of expertise."
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"So that was Willie's job. [ Laughs ]"
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"- How many's that make us, Will? - We got a passel load of 'em."
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"[ Laughter]"
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"[Willie ] It's not that I was scared of that snake."
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"I mean, if it's poisonous, I'm getting out of the boat."
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"[Coughing I"
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"Frog killing."
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"[ Gunshots ]"
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"[ Miss Kay] I know Willie's got problems at the warehouse..."
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"Welcome, everyone, to Kay's Commander kitchen."
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"And I have my two assistants that I hope will-"
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"All right, set her up."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"I'm on the threshold of one of the greatest ideas..."
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"Let me just say a point."
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"-just gonna be ladies watching the DVD. - Yeah, girlie men. We'll have girlie men."
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"In America, the art of cooking has dropped to such a low level..."
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"But I mean, I'm telling you, I'm trying to do something revolutionary here..."
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"I say we make a cooking DVD on how to not make cooking DVD's."
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"- Well, all we need is some duck calls. - That's it."
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"and I get back here and I look at this [ Bleep ]."
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"Did what work?"
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"And you can't tell me that somewhere deep down..."
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"you're not a little bit curious on whether it would work or not."
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"I'm pretty sure it was my idea."
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"We do thank you for these good fish you blessed us with. Amen."
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"Dig in."
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"but also our greatest joy."
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"Pretty scary, huh?"
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"- Come and get it. - [Willie ] And my mom, Miss Kay-"
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"- Welcome, students. - [ Laughing ]"
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"[All ] Amen."
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"- Triple Threats. - Just send them Triple Threats."
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"- [ Beeping ] - Hey, is anybody back there?"
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"Where's everybody at?"
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"[Jase ] Opelousas catfish only run two weeks out of the year."
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"- They're like the Viet Cong. - Oh, what are you telling me?"
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"- Did ya get him? - No."
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"We got three. Why aren't you making Triple Threats?"
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"and he's not even part of the family."
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"- Well, we just have to get it done. - Done?"
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"- Hey, hey. - Hi, hi, hi."
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"- You wanna plate, Willie? - Yeah. Sure."
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"I don't think they're paying as much for those beaver pelts anymore."
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"I like to hunt too. I would like to hunt every day of the year..."
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"You gotta go out there tonight and get some frogs."
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"- [ Chortling ] - You get him?"
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"Happy, happy, happy-"
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"- He's all right. - Whoa!"
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"Hey, let's get back on the frogs. He'll be all right."
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"Too many days in the subdivision."
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"Snakes fall outta trees, you go to running."
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"There's some fine stuff that grows out here in this swamp..."
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"- You know what I'm saying? - Mm-hmm."
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"“Well, we'll just live off love.” Not really. You’ll starve to death."
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"We need to build a testing and research facility for these duck calls..."
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"It's already a low spot there already."
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"they have a testing range, okay?"
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"Where they actually take the product out and fire it."
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"Jep, you start 'em off, okay?"
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"Welcome, everyone, to-"
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"[ Chuckles ] I stayed up all night doing frogs."
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"- Okay, you need to say that. - Say it on the- Say it."
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"- It's gonna get ugly around here. - Oh, we'll take care of it."
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"and she's worried about where the trucks gonna pull on out."
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"All right, I'll start this off with, “Students”- Remember when you did that before?"
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"with this cooking DVD, and we're nowhere near finished."
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"- [ Cell Phone Rings] - Hello."
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"- No, you can't leave. We're in the middle of it. - Hey, they're flooding the loading dock."
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"What you think?"
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"What do I think?"
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"And I can't fire you because you're kin to me!"
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"All of a sudden you're gonna come up with five years it was your idea?"
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"They're the source of our biggest frustrations..."
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"but in the end, we're a Emily first and a business second."
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"And that duck pond? That was my idea."
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"Looky here, looky here. Good times have come our way."
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"Send me a check every month."
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"Is always cooking up new ways to expand the brand."
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"Look, you can't put a price on being out here in the water..."
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"I got news for Willie. I won't be there."
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"He just does it 24/7. He never stops."
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"Even"
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"Why aren't we making duck calls?"
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"But when I look at Willie, I think if you saw him walking down the road..."
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"Jase, he has no stress. He brags about being stress-free."
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"Tonight?"
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"You've already sold some of these cooking videos..."
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"It's already in the catalog. There's nothing we can do about it."
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"I've done worse things than frog hunt all night long. Way worse."
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"I would rate Jason Robertson as one of the greatest frog catchers of all time."
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"The ice chest man can be any human being."
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"Miss Kay gonna be happy."
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"Suck it up."
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"Just 'cause she looks a little homely, that's all right."
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"There's not a duck within 30 miles of this building."
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