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Clips from 30 Rock - The Fighting Irish (S01E01)

"and you would do the thing in Sacramento!"
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"You are both a disgrace to the Donaghy name!"
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"It's pronounced "Dona-fee," you lace-curtain half-an-Englishman!"
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"Well, now I'm gonna let St. Patrick and St. Michael do my talking for me!"
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"Say hello to Bono and Sandra Day O'Connor!"
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"- Bobby, give me my keys. - Let's go!"
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"What, do you think you're better than me?"
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"Lemon, are you OK?"
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"It's on!"
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"I played dead for the worst of it, but it didn't fool your family."
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"To know that they'll be there after I'm dead,"
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"fighting over my corpse before it's cryogenically frozen."
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"out of love and sportsmanship."
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"As always, it's been a pleasure fighting with you."
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"And I didn't want any more trouble with her, so I had to give her a promotion, too."
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"Fantastic."
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"It's an amazing opportunity for her out at corporate headquarters."
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"In Connecticut? She's transferred to Connecticut?"
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"- And you say? - Thank you, Jack."
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"You're welcome."
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"I hear your girlfriend got transferred. Sorry."
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"Yeah, I guess it wasn't meant to be."
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"Liz! You forgot to give me the key to your place."
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"I don't know how she found out."
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"Oh, God. I should have just gotten a vasectomy!"
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"Hey, did you hear the good news, J.D.? I'm Irish-Catholic now,"
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"- like you, Regis, and the Pope. - Oh, no, you're not."
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"there is always the crushing guilt."
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"I don't think I want that. I'm out."
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"Somehow, I feel oddly guilty about that."
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"What class do you want to take?"
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"Anything that doesn't have the words "strip," "salsa,""
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"This is my girlfriend, Liz Lemler."
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"I kind of couldn't stop smelling them."
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"You sit here. And don't watch the mother, just watch the baby."
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"You know, you could be pretty if you didn't scowl so much."
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"I really appreciate you bringing me to your church, Ken."
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"What kind of Presbyterian is this?"
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"Nice hat. You haven't heard anything about layoffs, have you?"
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"Gosh."
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"I am the decider!"
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"I'm not gonna "just do" anything. I have a plan."
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"and I have the authority to fire his girlfriend?"
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"Stop it, Jack!"
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"Maybe we should get all the Donaghy kids back together again."
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"You want us to give money? I'd be happy to. Heart of gold, L.L."
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"Excuse me. Excuse me, everybody."
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"And this is Margaret."
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"I would like to make a toast to Pop."
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"Well, hopefully, I'll still be working for G.E."
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"- He was just like Lady Di. - He was."
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"- Now, we have discussed it... - You're fired! You're all fired!"
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"Good God in Heaven!"
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"- You! - Me? You! What are you doing here?"
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"What do you think? I'm pulling the Dead Man's Curve on Jack."
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"When I think of all the things"
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"You call those fist names?"
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"Those are the stupidest fist names I've ever heard."
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"I gave him and my dad a three-day head start"
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"That's not how it works, Tracy."
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"- I hope I don't sweat on you. - You can sweat on me."
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"I'm still not sure what happened."
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"How will you be seen in His eyes?"
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"Eddie and I have just been making up for some lost time."
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"All right, I'll have my assistant write a check."
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"Help yourself to some grapes."
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"I'm gonna be doing them with everybody every six months or so."
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"You're fired!"
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"You can't do that, Liz! I'm gonna tell human resources!"
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"Eddie just said to write the initials on the check."
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"Stop showing off and have a drink!"
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"Have a drink."
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"Clean out your desks! Fired!"
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"that I've been holding inside me that I wanted to say to you!"
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"Eternal damnation is upon the sinner."
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"- Isn't there anything that you want? - One thing."
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"You look like that lady astronaut who tried to kidnap that other woman."
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"because there is a crushing guilt that comes with being a Catholic."
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"You know, in five years. I mean, I'm in a relationship right now."
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"Oh, no."
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"- Are you settling in OK? - Yeah, everyones been great,"
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"Donaghy name."
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"Cool."
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"I call same sides as the Bicentennial Brawl."
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"Sure."
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"- That's Liz Lemon. - Oh, the girl who got my flowers."
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"Advanced Hip-Hop, you ready? Here we go."
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"Then, I'll probably have a couple kids, be living in the suburbs, having it all, really."
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"What would you say are your weaknesses?"
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"Josh, you suck at this game."
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"It's Donaghy, not Donahy!"
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"This watch was Dad's."
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"Yeah, we lose half the congregation every time "American Idol" starts up."
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"I'm just staying the course. And I'm enjoying it!"
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"- Why don't you just take the money? - No."
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"Dad's dead."
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"Oh, well, I'm Irish-Catholic."
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"Did you fire her?"
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"Yes, that's right."
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"I'm gonna put his name on a list and everything!"
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"Oh, I had to rehire that Liz Lemler that you fired."
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"Maybe we should pace ourselves."
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"Hey, Liz Lemon, you know where I could find a good church?"
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"Eddie Donaghy..."
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"- Donaghy. - Right."
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"I haven't seen Eddie since I bailed him out of Disney jail."
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"And y'all always meet on Wednesday nights?"
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"The YMCA, huh?"
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"So, your life's a mess, you go out and buy a new suit, pretend everything's OK?"
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"I had sex with your prom date."
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"That was a lady with a plan."
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"Not one of you kids is ever gonna amount to anything!"
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"Kabbalah is a wonderful religion that mixes the fun pan of Judaism with magic."
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"- So, where do you worship? - Where don't you worship?"
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"It was not on the news. You're such a liar."
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"Kenneth's going to take you all downstairs to the studio."
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"The purpose of these cuts is to make us more efficient so we make more money."
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"It really is, isn't it?"
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"Dad?"
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"When we parted ways, we agreed that I would get Jack"
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