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Clips from 30 Rock - The Fighting Irish (S01E01)

"or "beatz" with a "Z" in the name of it."
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"Just going into the same class you're going into."
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"That's the Flower Guy."
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"And 1..."
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"Lemon, come here. You've got to see this."
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"What?"
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"We have to synergize backward overflow."
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"I'm not trying to make your life miserable, but this is coming from the top."
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"- Marco? - Polo!"
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"Who cares? Getting fired is better than getting killed by my wife,"
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"- Everything OK at home, buddy? - Remember that little secret I told you"
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"My attorney told me I should join a church pre-emptively..."
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"but their curse is that they'll never get to prove it."
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"I pretty much just do whatever Oprah tells me to."
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"- I'm looking for Jack Donahy. - And you are?"
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"- I'm gonna destroy you! - You're not the boss of me, Jack Donahy!"
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"- You ruined my suit. - Shut up, you baby!"
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"It's over, OK?"
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"He wanted you to have it."
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"My dad and Eddie are a blotch on the Donahy name..."
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"Reverend Gary's starting."
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"God sees the wicked one."
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"The stench of rotten flesh fills the air."
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"Oh, I forgot your muffin... banana walnut, your favourite."
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"That's not correct, but OK."
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"Sketches, promos, web content... thoughts for next season."
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"You make smart sexy."
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"Good morning, Henry."
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"Look, I went broke taking care of Dad... end of story."
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"- Then let me give you some money. - No."
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"I got a real job now. I talk homeless people into joining the Army."
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"Look, I know I've been nothing but trouble to you your entire life..."
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"- I hated that bird! - We had some great times, didn't we?"
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"Hello."
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"So, how long have you guys been together?"
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"Oh, well, that's tricky. Kind of off and on the past year."
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"But then she got this job here,"
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"In accounting... on your show."
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"I know who I can fire!"
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"Oh, you can just tell she is, by her stupid face."
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"You're a better person than this."
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"Then use the information to drive her into the bottom 10%."
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"Good Lord, your eyes..."
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"I know I'm the guy who lied to his wife about having a vasectomy, but this..."
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"No, it's not wrong."
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"For the first time ever, things are lining up for old Liz Lemon."
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"Mr Donaghy, your assistant's been looking for you."
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"You mind if I take a few grapes for dinner later?"
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"They never once said anything about the racist stuff towards the end."
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"- Oh, Jack, they don't want to see me. - Oh, come on."
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"This one sounds really expensive and gay."
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"you know, because of "The Da Vinci Code.""
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"And as long as you go to confession, it's forgiven."
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"I'm Irish-Catholic."
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"Well, well, Other Liz..."
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"Kept that a secret from your employer, didn't you?"
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"Jack said it would be OK if I put this here."
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"It's for the hospital that took care of my dad."
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"Is there a limit to how much we can give? I hope not."
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"Let's get our chequebooks!"
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"I bet Pop's looking down right now and saying,"
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"Well, we've been toasting Pop for over an hour now."
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"Why don't you stop trying to control everything, Jack?"
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"He was a wonderful father."
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"Come here, you magnificent douche bag!"
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"Actually, I've been clean and sober for seven months."
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"Where do you see yourself in five years?"
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"I'm the decider!"
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"To Pop, the sorriest bastard that ever walked the Earth."
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"You had good posture... who cares?"
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"before this takes the traditional Donaghy turn for the worse?"
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"Seriously, don't even start with me! Don't start with me!"
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"Can I help you?"
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"wishes to protest the firing of our colleague."
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"A plan to do what?"
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"Your happiness?"
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"Flower Guy."
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"Son of a bitch."
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"Eddie already took the other box."
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"You'll have to get through Tip O'Neill and Bobby Sands first!"
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"Daddy's not dead!"
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"Eddie, you lying sack of crap!"
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"Jack Donaghy, you don't raise your fists to my dead father!"
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"Where's Eddie now?"
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"Indeed."
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"It seems that things are lining up once again for old Liz Lemon."
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"And I need it. My wife knows about our little secret."
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"The Church already has enough lawsuits."
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"See, I can screw up now and then just go to confession."
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"No longer do I have to throw my parties in international waters."
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"Even though there is the whole confession thing, that's no free pass..."
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"Whether things are good or bad or you're simply eating tacos in the park,"
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"I don't want nothing crushing me."
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"Cardio Hip-Hop Groove it is, then."
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"- Hey, what's up? - Hey. Nothing."
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"- Hope you enjoyed them. - I did."
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"I finally threw them out this morning 'cause they got that really bad flower smell."
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"Here we go. Take it 5, 6, 7, 8."
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"Turn it! Don't give up, Ponytail."
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"You got this. Slide!"
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"It's a video of a baby panda sneezing."
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"- That is the cutest thing I've ever seen! - Isn't that adorable?"
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"You have to fire 10% of your staff."
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"I don't write the policy, Lemon. I only enforce it."
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"- But I've never fired anybody in my life. - It's an acquired skill."
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"Now, there are 140 people on this show."
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"So go out there and make 126 people very happy."
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"I don't think I can do that. Everyone that works at this show is indispensable."
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"- Marco? - Polo!"
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"Josh and Jenna to the stage, please."
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"10%? I can't fire any of these people."
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"those big farm-people hands crushing my windpipe."
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"about Hornberger family planning?"
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"And she's starting to ask questions."
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"- Oh, boy. Do you need a key to my apartment? - Just for my own safety."
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"How good? Like Judaism good or just Unitarian?"
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"'cause juries are suspicious of celebrities who find religion after getting into trouble."
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"Why don't you try the Church of Practicology?"
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"- They love movie stars. - They turned me down."
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"I believe the moon doesn't exist."
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