Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Perfect Strangers - Check This (S01E01)

"Very good."
Perfect Strangers
"No, it's not so simple."
Perfect Strangers
"And push."
Perfect Strangers
"No, I mean the sofa is broken."
Perfect Strangers
"You don't keep your money in a mattress. You keep your money in a bank."
Perfect Strangers
"I know. Sit, sit."
Perfect Strangers
"Requires a minimum balance of $2, and you get a free Freddy the Frog bank."
Perfect Strangers
"Balki, give him your money."
Perfect Strangers
"Just one moment. There's a few things I don't understand."
Perfect Strangers
"They loan it out to other people for interest."
Perfect Strangers
"Well, credit is proving to the bank that you don't need to borrow your own money."
Perfect Strangers
"Let's get this done so that we can go back to work."
Perfect Strangers
"If you will just pick out the style of checks you want..."
Perfect Strangers
"Okay, flowers."
Perfect Strangers
"Lower."
Perfect Strangers
"Lower."
Perfect Strangers
"Ho, ho, ho!"
Perfect Strangers
"They came today."
Perfect Strangers
"You wrote a check for an apple and a pack of gum?"
Perfect Strangers
"Of course not. Don't be ridiculous."
Perfect Strangers
"Appleton, front and center. I'm planning a real big poker game tonight."
Perfect Strangers
"No, I don't play poker."
Perfect Strangers
"Uh, I can't do that. I can't lie for you."
Perfect Strangers
"Man-to-man. Men do those things for each other."
Perfect Strangers
"You leave my heroes out of this."
Perfect Strangers
"Can I be candid?"
Perfect Strangers
"It's okay, Balki. Forget it, Mr. Twinkacetti."
Perfect Strangers
"Even better."
Perfect Strangers
"Cousin, would you please let me fix this?"
Perfect Strangers
"No, I'm okay. I'm fine. I'm fine."
Perfect Strangers
"I'm, uh, looking for a "Balki Bartokomous.""
Perfect Strangers
"Yeah, yeah, all I want is $3028.43."
Perfect Strangers
"...by myself."
Perfect Strangers
"It was tough."
Perfect Strangers
"But I'm a better person for it."
Perfect Strangers
"Oh, boy."
Perfect Strangers
"I know. I can hardly believe it myself."
Perfect Strangers
"Well... Well, it was my furniture."
Perfect Strangers
"Oh."
Perfect Strangers
"...and I just wanted to give you something."
Perfect Strangers
"Balki. Balki, you got rid of my things, my things, my things!"
Perfect Strangers
"So when I moved here, see, I bought this furniture..."
Perfect Strangers
"You are not. - I'm not?"
Perfect Strangers
"Neurotic, neurotic, neurotic!"
Perfect Strangers
"Oh, that was no problem. I just wrote a check."
Perfect Strangers
"Three thou..."
Perfect Strangers
"...less the pack of gum, apple and bug light."
Perfect Strangers
"That's the Money Market Manager Account. You have the Happy Saver Account."
Perfect Strangers
"In Mypos, money is not that important."
Perfect Strangers
"You wrote a check for $3000 more than you have."
Perfect Strangers
"My rug? You sold my lucky rug?"
Perfect Strangers
"You're right."
Perfect Strangers
"But then, as I recall, this male member is a code violator..."
Perfect Strangers
"Boys, my beloved wife."
Perfect Strangers
"Remember, turnip? Bouncy, bouncy."
Perfect Strangers
"Like you? I'd give you a kidney."
Perfect Strangers
"I'll give you $65 for this furniture, turnip."
Perfect Strangers
"Donald? - Sold."
Perfect Strangers
"Donald, the strangest thing."
Perfect Strangers
"I found $600 in your office..."
Perfect Strangers
"You know, for one crazy moment..."
Perfect Strangers
"But I know that couldn't be true..."
Perfect Strangers
"Donnie, I want you to watch me spend your money."
Perfect Strangers
"Higher, higher, higher."
Perfect Strangers
"Balki, don't do that."
Perfect Strangers
"It would help me if the floor didn't shake before noon."
Perfect Strangers
"I'm grumpy all the time."
Perfect Strangers
"I just hide it better the rest of the day."
Perfect Strangers
"What are you doing?"
Perfect Strangers
"Buttock pinches."
Perfect Strangers
"Don't forget to fold up the couch. You left it open yesterday."
Perfect Strangers
"I can't."
Perfect Strangers
"What do you mean, you can't? It's simple."
Perfect Strangers
"They build these things so children can fold them up."
Perfect Strangers
"No, no, I think... - Balki, watch and learn."
Perfect Strangers
"Take the little black handle. - Yes."
Perfect Strangers
"And as you lift, you push in. - Yes, I know, cousin."
Perfect Strangers
"Balki, watch and learn."
Perfect Strangers
"Just lift and push."
Perfect Strangers
"Lift and push."
Perfect Strangers
"And lift."
Perfect Strangers
"Oh! Oh! Oh!"
Perfect Strangers
"It's broken."
Perfect Strangers
"No, I think it's just a sprain."
Perfect Strangers
"Why didn't you tell me that?"
Perfect Strangers
"Well, because I was busy watching and learning."
Perfect Strangers
"Oh, poor cousin. Here, I know how to fix your back."
Perfect Strangers
"No, no, Balki. What are you doing?"
Perfect Strangers
"Balki, Balki, no, no, no."
Perfect Strangers
"Balki, no, no. Thank you."
Perfect Strangers
"I don't need any pagan cures."
Perfect Strangers
"I could've bought a new couch, but no, I had to buy a used one."
Perfect Strangers
"Well, I'm the one that sleeps there, so I buy the new one."
Perfect Strangers
"Whoa!"
Perfect Strangers
"What did we lose?"
Perfect Strangers
"Don't you ever, ever do that again."
Perfect Strangers
"What? I was getting my money."
Perfect Strangers
"You're kidding me. You keep your money under a mattress?"
Perfect Strangers
"Well, of course I do. I want it to be safe."
Perfect Strangers
"Safe? Didn't you ever think that a thief could break in here..."
Perfect Strangers
"...get tired ransacking the apartment, lie down to take a nap..."
Perfect Strangers
"...bam, your money's gone."
Perfect Strangers
"Well, you should. Keeping money around attracts burglars."
Perfect Strangers
"Why?"
Perfect Strangers
"Because that is what responsible people do."
Perfect Strangers
"If the building was to burn down, where would your money be?"
Perfect Strangers
"Step into the 20th century."
Perfect Strangers
"But I don't know about banks."
Perfect Strangers
"What's to know? Why do I have to explain everything?"
Perfect Strangers
"Today on our lunch hour, I'll take you to my bank."
Perfect Strangers
"You'll put that money in a checking account."
Perfect Strangers
"But this is my mad money."
Perfect Strangers
"Do you mean my savings too? - Yes, yes, your savings too."
Perfect Strangers
"Everything. Now, get it."
Perfect Strangers
"I got it."
Perfect Strangers
"You'll never get it."
Perfect Strangers
"Can we get on with this? We're on our lunch break."
Perfect Strangers
"Uh, excuse us. This is Balki Bartokomous."
Perfect Strangers
"Oh, I'm Harrison Harper."
Perfect Strangers
"Balki would like to open a checking account."
Perfect Strangers
Show more clips