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Clips from American Dad! - The One That Got Away (S04E04)

"# Good morning, U.S.A. # [Grunts]"
American Dad!
"Oh, finally, we can get this all out in the open. I'll start."
American Dad!
"and then disappear all day so you can run around as one of your ridiculous personas."
American Dad!
"when you can blame it on Professor Edelstein..."
American Dad!
"Wow, I hear ya."
American Dad!
"[Snoring]"
American Dad!
"- For God's sake, Roger, get up. - [Moaning]"
American Dad!
"- [Door Opens, Closes] - Well, that was a waste of time."
American Dad!
"- That's impossible! - Well, you did just make a big purchase."
American Dad!
"Hate is a strong word. And accurate."
American Dad!
"I can never find it. And what I'm about to embark on requires leaving no fingerprints."
American Dad!
"who added his name to my credit card."
American Dad!
"Death Wish style."
American Dad!
"Death Wish was a movie."
American Dad!
"It's like you want to be kicked out of this family."
American Dad!
"[Sighs]"
American Dad!
"Tomorrow, Sydney, I'll destroy the last, most irreplaceable thing in your life-"
American Dad!
"How Do You Do? A Young's Man's Guide To Manners."
American Dad!
"I'm the sap. I'm Sydney!"
American Dad!
"One of my personas has taken on a life of its own!"
American Dad!
"I don't even touch the devil's nectar."
American Dad!
"Oh, Judy."
American Dad!
"Your toothy mug is the only cure for my morning maladies."
American Dad!
"Lonesome glove, why can I never find your mate?"
American Dad!
"There's you and there's Johnny Appleseed."
American Dad!
"Have a stupendous day!"
American Dad!
"- [Cooing] - Oh, boy, the gang's all here today."
American Dad!
"Well, I should say I am, sir. I should say I am."
American Dad!
"Does this sound right? "In the beginning, God created the heavens..."
American Dad!
"I mean, he just, uh-"
American Dad!
"Yeah, the guy raped the tree."
American Dad!
"[Laughs] I punk'd you! It's not really me."
American Dad!
"Please, just leave me alone! [Sobbing]"
American Dad!
"#And so I thank the Lord #"
American Dad!
"No. No, no. That's not true. Judy, that guy is putting the screws to me!"
American Dad!
"I didn't want to get my eyes dirty! [Sobbing]"
American Dad!
"[Roger's Voice] Dear Sydney, I just wanted to let you know..."
American Dad!
"that I'm gonna make you pay for stealing from me until the day you die!"
American Dad!
"There's only... one way out of this."
American Dad!
"Oh, my God."
American Dad!
"I'm the sap. I'm Sydney!"
American Dad!
"Oh, my God. I took a hit out on myself."
American Dad!
"[Screaming]"
American Dad!
"Son of a bitch. It can work!"
American Dad!
"I reek of week-old urine and I am ashamed of that."
American Dad!
"What? Where did you go?"
American Dad!
"Klaus, I'm in trouble. I spent all week taking revenge on a guy."
American Dad!
"Look. I found this in Sydney's address book."
American Dad!
"- Yeah, hello. - H-Hello. This is Sydney Huffman."
American Dad!
"- No problem. I'll just need the password. - Uh, p-password?"
American Dad!
"Come on. The password you chose? In case you want to call off the hit?"
American Dad!
"I need to know some of Sydney's favorite words."
American Dad!
"You're Sydney? What do you think I am, stupid?"
American Dad!
"Yes, you're the dumbest person I've ever met. And I'm Sydney."
American Dad!
"- Sydney, where'd you go? - It's a disguise."
American Dad!
"Oh, I get it."
American Dad!
"I know. All I want in this life..."
American Dad!
"[Roger's Voice] That's when I came up with a brilliant scheme."
American Dad!
"- Dentyne Ice? - [Gasps] Who treats me nice!"
American Dad!
"[Roger's Voice] I knew if I could win her confidence, I'd be able to get that key."
American Dad!
"Then it'd be, "Hello, gloves. Good-bye, not gloves.""
American Dad!
"And suddenly, I had another brilliant scheme."
American Dad!
"Something in me split. And the part of me that cared aboutJudy was born:"
American Dad!
"And thanks to your wonderful salesgirl here, I'll take them."
American Dad!
"From that moment on, you had a life of your own."
American Dad!
"You just need to call off the hit."
American Dad!
"[Sydney] The password is "password one.""
American Dad!
"Sorry, Syd. You're a good egg, and that cramps my style."
American Dad!
"Beat it. Sydney's gone. And this guy only looks out for numero uno."
American Dad!
"and he's a Fig Newton of someone's imagination. [Crying]"
American Dad!
"[Sighs] Want to... go get dinner?"
American Dad!
"And I have no genitals."
American Dad!
"Bye. Have a beautiful time."
American Dad!
"# Good morning, U.S.A. # [Grunts]"
American Dad!
"Oh, finally, we can get this all out in the open. I'll start."
American Dad!
"and then disappear all day so you can run around as one of your ridiculous personas."
American Dad!
"when you can blame it on Professor Edelstein..."
American Dad!
"Wow, I hear ya."
American Dad!
"[Snoring]"
American Dad!
"- For God's sake, Roger, get up. - [Moaning]"
American Dad!
"- [Door Opens, Closes] - Well, that was a waste of time."
American Dad!
"- That's impossible! - Well, you did just make a big purchase."
American Dad!
"I can never find it. And what I'm about to embark on requires leaving no fingerprints."
American Dad!
"who added his name to my credit card."
American Dad!
"Death Wish style."
American Dad!
"Death Wish was a movie."
American Dad!
"It's like you want to be kicked out of this family."
American Dad!
"[Sighs]"
American Dad!
"Tomorrow, Sydney, I'll destroy the last, most irreplaceable thing in your life-"
American Dad!
"How Do You Do? A Young's Man's Guide To Manners."
American Dad!
"I'm the sap. I'm Sydney!"
American Dad!
"One of my personas has taken on a life of its own!"
American Dad!
"I don't even touch the devil's nectar."
American Dad!
"Oh, Judy."
American Dad!
"Your toothy mug is the only cure for my morning maladies."
American Dad!
"Lonesome glove, why can I never find your mate?"
American Dad!
"There's you and there's Johnny Appleseed."
American Dad!
"Have a stupendous day!"
American Dad!
"- [Cooing] - Oh, boy, the gang's all here today."
American Dad!
"Well, I should say I am, sir. I should say I am."
American Dad!
"Does this sound right? "In the beginning, God created the heavens..."
American Dad!
"I mean, he just, uh-"
American Dad!
"Yeah, the guy raped the tree."
American Dad!
"[Laughs] I punk'd you! It's not really me."
American Dad!
"Please, just leave me alone! [Sobbing]"
American Dad!
"#And so I thank the Lord #"
American Dad!
"No. No, no. That's not true. Judy, that guy is putting the screws to me!"
American Dad!
"I didn't want to get my eyes dirty! [Sobbing]"
American Dad!
"[Roger's Voice] Dear Sydney, I just wanted to let you know..."
American Dad!
"that I'm gonna make you pay for stealing from me until the day you die!"
American Dad!
"There's only... one way out of this."
American Dad!
"Oh, my God."
American Dad!
"I'm the sap. I'm Sydney!"
American Dad!
"Oh, my God. I took a hit out on myself."
American Dad!
"[Screaming]"
American Dad!
"Son of a bitch. It can work!"
American Dad!
"I reek of week-old urine and I am ashamed of that."
American Dad!
"What? Where did you go?"
American Dad!
"Klaus, I'm in trouble. I spent all week taking revenge on a guy."
American Dad!
"Look. I found this in Sydney's address book."
American Dad!
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