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Clips from NewsRadio - The Secret of Management (S04E04)

"No, but ever since he got hired back, he feels like nobody's paying attention to him."
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"Come on. Try to pay a little more attention to him, all right?"
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"He's obviously desperate. Oh, he's fine."
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"where a big crowd has gathered outside our window to say hello."
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"living members of Bachman-Turner Overdrive,"
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"Little Bobby Hillis. Who's Bob Hillis?"
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"Why don't you sit down, sir?"
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"Okay. And I realized that some of our numbers..."
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"Yeah. Yeah. It's just, uh, Dave's couch was a lot more comfortable."
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"Oh! Oh, I guess it just seems different,"
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"- No. - Okay."
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"Actually, you know what? There is. Yeah?"
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"All right. Uh, where are you going, sir?"
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"but I was just wondering if maybe you and I--"
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"Lisa, look."
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"See, it's-it's-it's, uh--"
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"See? It's not the same. It's just-- It's not. You're trying too hard."
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"Dave, I've been thinking about our little show,"
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"and I have some thoughts."
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"See, I think people are starting to get fed up with that guy."
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"I'd like to take him down a few notches. What do you think?"
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"A pleasure, Mr. Nelson. Ah."
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"While you're here, would you like him to shine your shoes? No, thank you."
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"Come on. Do a little dance. What sort of dance, sir?"
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"Yeah! Go! Go! Go!"
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"Oh, I don't know. I just--"
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"Yeah, I know."
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"I thought we were gonna party hardy, you know?"
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"I'm probably overreacting. Let's just wait to see what Bill says."
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"Oh. Oh, well, that's cool too."
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"- Beth. - Beth. I know."
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"[ Sighs ]"
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"Allow me to see if the master is in."
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"I shall call the police."
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"It's mostly about butlers, and how everyone who doesn't have one is an idiot."
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"Thank you. And... that's my stapler."
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"talking to Mr. James about the Secret of Management."
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"You have no idea what the secret is, do you? No, I don't."
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"Well, consider yourself lucky. You don't want to know."
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"I mean, you don't want to know."
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"Okay. Mr. James, I want you to tell me the Secret of Management."
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"Shh!"
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"Yes, it may be... her time."
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"We'll have dinner at my house,"
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"When? Now. Time is of the essence."
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"Let's go! Hurry!"
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"But he's gonna tell me about it at dinner tonight over at his house."
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"Enjoy."
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"- So what'd you call it? - "Fort Awesome.""
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"Look, I'm-- You know, I'm sorry if I made you feel like..."
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"So what is it?"
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"All right. All right."
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"to transmit the secret knowledge..."
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"That is, in fact, the only reason we are here."
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"Here are your drinks. No refills."
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"Hey, you give our regards to Petey the Pirate, all right?"
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"Petey the Pirate's not a real guy."
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"Yeah, well, anyway, as I was saying, I tried to warn Lisa,"
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"The Secret of Management."
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"The Secret of Management is..."
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""Measure twice,"
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"cut once.""
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"- What? - "Measure twice, cut once." That's it."
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"♪ [ Orchestral ]"
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"Okay, now I remember why I used to love this place."
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"Appears as though your keys are forever lost in Davy Jones's locker."
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"I'll tell you what. Dave, you and Matthew keep looking."
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"Very well, sir. Bill--"
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"see secret number 434.""
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"Li--"
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"Ow! What time is it?"
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"That's not a secret, sir."
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"I wrote 'em."
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"are responsible for all of those T-shirts and bumper stickers and--"
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"Yeah. Let's keep going."
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"Hi, Bill. Where's your manly man? It's "gentleman's gentleman.""
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"Then I became verbally abusive and they hung up on me."
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"Told you, you didn't want to know. Oh, it was awful."
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"Oh, Lisa, I'm glad I caught you."
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"You do now. Now I need to see you in your office in private."
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""Whoomp! There it is!""
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"Why? Is he on the verge of getting fired again?"
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"We're back at 7:30 on a nice, clear morning here in New York City,"
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"[ No Audible Dialogue ]"
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"- Okay. I guess that's it. Uh, Mr. James? - Yeah?"
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"- Could I talk to you about the promotional budget? - You got it. What's up?"
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"Well, I was goin' over some of the numbers. Uh-huh."
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"The people who make our program guides are charging us 12 cents a unit."
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"Yeah. Uh-huh. So I say, "Twelve cents a unit?""
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"I'm stuck in the elevator with the only remaining..."
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"and Turner, you know, turns to me."
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"He says, "You know, you kind of remind me of Bob Hillis.""
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"[ Laughing ] [ Laughing ]"
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"- Bobby Hillis! - Bob Hillis?"
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"Huh? Who's Bob Hillis?"
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"- He's just a guy. - Yeah."
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"- What's so funny about him? - What isn't?"
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"[ Laughing ] [ Laughing ]"
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"Uh, anyway, sir, I real-- I really do need to talk to you."
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"Oh, yikes. Fun's over. Okay. I'll see you, Dave."
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"uh, would you please give my regards to Bob Hillis?"
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"going over the promo budget, and I--"
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"Are you all right?"
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"It's the exact same couch."
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"'cause Dave's office was so much larger."
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"Oh. Good work. Anything else?"
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"It's so funny. I don't know why this just popped into my head."
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"were stuck on the elevator,"
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"and we ran into that real character from the seventh floor--"
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"[ Laughing ] Ed Curtis?"
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"No. Anything else? No."
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"I'm having lunch with Dave. Oh. That's nice. Where are you having lunch?"
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"Dave's desk. I mean, you're welcome to join us if you want,"
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"but it's kind of a small desk, so-- Mm-hmm. Uh, Mr. James."
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"Why don't you hang around with me..."
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"the way you used to hang around with Dave when he was boss?"
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"Dave and I, we, you know, we could talk about..."
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"guy stuff."
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"Guy stuff? Yeah."
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"I can do that. No."
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