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Clips from BoJack Horseman (2014) - Comedy (S01E01)

"- take it sleazy, everybody. - Wait, BoJack,"
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"I don't know. I'll probably just go to the amusement park,"
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"then I'll head back to my place"
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"to watch any number of Disney princess movies"
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"while eating ice cream straight from the tub."
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"Yeah, like I want to spend my weekend"
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"hanging out with a little girl. Good one!"
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"See you Monday!"
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"not for the show, it was just for the weekend?"
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"- Why does that matter? - I'm just trying to understand the story."
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"or resolve a deep guilt for past neglect,"
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"What happened?"
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"Did somebody hurt my precious baby?"
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"I told my friends they could tear this wall out to build"
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"a sweet cocaine booth/sex closet."
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"- Is that cool? - No, that's not cool."
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"Oof. Way to harsh the vibe, Kissinger."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize."
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"I thought this was a place where Sarah Lynn"
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"Ooh. I want to say yes, but no."
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"The reason I have called this house meeting is..."
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"You don't have the authority to call house meetings."
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"Only I can call a house meeting."
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"You can propose a house meeting."
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"All right, fine, fine, fine, but the reason I propose"
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"- this house meeting... - Your proposal has been"
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"- Proposal denied. - BoJack, this Sarah Lynn thing"
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"is getting out of control, okay? She's taking advantage of you."
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"What? No she's not. We have a special relationship."
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"Oh, my God. Look at what she's done to your house."
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"so now, that's probably gonna be a whole thing."
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"I have to say, I agree with Todd."
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"You're not this girl's father, and you're not doing her"
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"any favors by refusing to set boundaries."
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"Look, I played a dad for nine years on TV,"
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"so I think I know a little bit more about parenting"
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"than you two jokers. The kids on Horsin' Around"
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"didn't need boundaries."
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"All they needed was some good, old-fashioned love."
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"BoJack! This is not a TV show, okay?"
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"This is real life."
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"Ah! Lemur on fire! Lemur on fire!"
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"You know, I feel like we don't ever hang out."
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"a gin and nutmeg just like you asked."
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"Well, you know what would taste even better?"
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"Could Vanessa Gecko get you that?"
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"Vanessa Gecko got Andrew The Social Network,"
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"Hey, Sarah Lynn, what say we spend the day together,"
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"- I want to say yes, but... - Great, let's go."
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"♪ in this world ♪"
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"- everything's gonna be okay. - Uh-huh."
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"Hey, did you hear Kazaz got cancer?"
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"Yeah, in the butt. He's got, like, six months I think."
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"made me think of a big ass, and that made me think"
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"of ass cancer, and that made me think"
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"of Herb Kazaz's ass cancer. You really didn't know?"
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"No, Herb and I aren't on the best..."
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"Hey, I want to give you something."
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"I always thought if I ever had kids of my own,"
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"Oh, wow. BoJack, thanks. You're sweet."
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"♪ Na-na-na-na ♪ ♪ La-la-la-la ♪"
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"- What are you doing? - Shh."
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"♪ Sha-na-na-na-na-na ♪ ♪ Special moment ♪"
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"- Can we go home now? - Yeah, okay, we're done."
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"- Hello? - BoJack Horseman."
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"Did you get rid of your old TV Guide award?"
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"- with your name on it. - What?"
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"Oh, I just have a guy there who calls me"
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"I have two Golden Globes"
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"and a People's Choice forTemple Grandin."
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"Sarah Lynn!"
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"Hello? You still there?"
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"Okay, party's over. Everybody out."
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"I can't believe you pawned my award."
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"and I already have a billion other awards,"
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"Look, things have been tough for you, and I understand that."
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"Because you were on some dumb kids show a million years ago?"
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"I get letters every day from boys telling me"
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"that I was the first girl they masturbated to."
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"Literally, someone tells me that every day."
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"everything's gonna be just fine."
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"Oh. Thank you."
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"We are rolling. Sound speed."
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"♪ Why don't you touch my prickly muffin? ♪"
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"What is the message behind your music?"
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"raising the question, "does anyone care"
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"- any plans for the weekend? - Still hate the troops, Boj?"
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"- Why don't you refill your bird feeder, huh? - Yeah, who's a bird got to blow"
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"out of old train tracks and a reclaimed pier."
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"Uh..."
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"- Oh, bother. - Um, are those candy pills,"
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"so you wouldn't make a scene."
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"Well, maybe the two of you"
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"Who-o-o wants chocolate chip pancakes?"
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"Yeah, that sounds great."
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"You should do a Shouts and Murmurs."
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"The guest room is yours as long as you want."
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"I seem to recall another time you went shopping"
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"whenever his agent sets up an audition on a Monday."
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"You let that basket case into your house?"
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"I'm not looking for a new agent right now."
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"BoJack, where did you go to college?"
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"Oh, hey, BoJack."
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"- that's too much, man. - I always loved that catch phrase."
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"Here you are, milady,"
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"and she has skybox seats at the Staples Center."
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"I put my name on, it's like I won it myself!"
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"The only drug I need is horse."
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"Um, I think it was a little longer than two minutes."
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"Well, maybe they could suck some out of my dick!"
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"I'm on the phone."
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"I really blew it, didn't I?"
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"♪ I was in a very famous TV show ♪"
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"- ♪ I'm BoJack the horse ♪ - ♪ BoJack ♪"
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"♪ And make you understand ♪"
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"♪ Na na na na na na na na ♪"
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"- Hey, you see those people? - Yeah."
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"- That's my same worry. - ... incapable of engaging"
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"like, what do you think about her living here?"
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"- What do you have? - Well, I've got a table"
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