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Clips from BoJack Horseman (2014) - Comedy (S01E01)

"1x03 - Prickly Muffin"
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"Hey, where's Sabrina?"
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"- Cut, boom in the shot. - What? I'll be in my trailer."
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"Nah, I'm just horsin' around."
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"Back to one, everybody."
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"Well, those boobs and jerk wads"
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"No matter what happens, no matter how much it hurts,"
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"Why aren't you dressed for school, prickly muffin?"
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"and I have sex, and I do sexy things."
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"and abandon you for the next sexy thing?"
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"Pop star and child actress, Sarah Lynn,"
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"about Sarah Lynn anymore?" After all, she is 30."
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"Here to answer that question,"
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"sexy, 14-year-old dubstep wunderkind, Sextina Aquafina."
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"done being famous, and nobody cares if they live or die."
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"you'd make me chocolate chip pancakes."
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"Do we need letter openers"
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"Andrew's my boyfriend. We're a celebrity power couple."
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"It's no big deal."
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"Sarah Lynn, I actually wanted to talk to you about that."
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"so now, I don't even know what you are anymore."
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"'cause if so, that is a lot of sugar."
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"Why are you doing this to me?!"
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"Do you like seeing me suffer?"
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"- Oh! - Damn!"
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"Who could that be?"
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"Uh, should you be taking all those pills?"
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"Uh, are you supposed to be snorting it like that?"
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"my heart at Adam Levine's Halloween party?"
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"I've never been forced to confront my problems head on."
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""Yes. Yes, you can move in with me.""
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"the old gang's getting back together."
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"♪ Three little orphans ♪ ♪ One, two, three ♪"
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"Ooh, tough break, champ. I just gave the last one"
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"Ugh."
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"because somebody got a DUI."
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"I don't have to answer your questions! What are you, the"
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"Honey, do you really think going to the mall's a good idea?"
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"Did you say Sarah Lynn doesn't have an agent?"
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"Oh, th... that's... that's fragile."
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"Uh, no, oh, no, wait."
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"Your Ari Emanuels and Vanessa Geckos and what have you."
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"Look, I asked her to turn it down, but apparently,"
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"What do you... What do you think about Sarah Lynn?"
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"obsession with sex, but I do wonder as a third-wave feminist"
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"on the other hand, I worry that conversations like this one"
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"- Don't bother him, honey. - Oh, it's no problem."
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"- I want to be an architect. - Sweetheart,"
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"um, what are you doing this weekend?"
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"maybe the circus, fly a kite on the beach, watch the sunset,"
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"Whoa, that sounds like so much fun. Can I come?"
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"You should write for the Shouts and Murmurs."
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"So the makeup they were putting on you was"
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"No, Diane, I'm just helping out a friend."
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"I'm not trying to play out some weird, sick dad fantasy,"
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"or even try to retroactively fix my own childhood"
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"by recreating someone else's,"
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"and I'm especially not doing all those things at once!"
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"Sarah Lynn! Ah! What the... ?"
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"could finally be Sarah Lynn, but I guess..."
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"Todd, how many times have we been over this?"
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"You couldn't possibly understand."
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"All right, look, I mean, I stepped on a needle earlier."
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"I think I'm addicted to heroin now,"
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"I'm gonna give it to her so... hard."
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"An endorsement for a Slovakian yogurt."
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"at the Comedy Central roast of Gloria Stein..."
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"just you and me, away from all the haters?"
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"Well, that's horrible. Why would you tell me that now?"
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"I don't know. The sun setting over those two hills"
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"Look, I'm trying to have a moment here. I can't..."
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"- Is this your TV Guide award? - It's the most prestigious award I ever won."
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"I'd give it to them one day. I want you to have it."
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"♪ Na-na-na-na ♪ ♪ La-la-la-la ♪"
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"♪ Na-na-na ♪ ♪ Such a happy day ♪"
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""Sit, Ubu, sit." "Good dog." "Arf.""
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"This pawnshop on La Cienega was selling one"
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"Wait, why were you at a pawnshop?"
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"whenever TV awards come in so I can buy 'em."
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"♪ My clitoris is ginor... ♪"
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"- Aw! - Not you."
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"I know what you're going through right now."
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"when I was ten. By 20, I was packing stadiums."
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"in order to be a has-been, you have to have actually,"
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"who provided me with a strong, masculine presence"
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"during my formative years."
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"I'm not your dad, and you're not my child."
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"Who-o-o lit my ottoman on fire?"
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"Guys, guys, what are you doing?"
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"No, no. Why are you..."
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"This is a very bad idea."
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"It's exhausting. I got to take an angry nap."
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"I know. I know. She's taking advantage of me."
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"to you for help."
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"But I thought you were always gonna be there for me"
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"You get me points on the back end?"
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"I'm at a place right now where I never need"
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"- Wh-What? - Yeah, it's pretty much too late for me."
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"Well, them's the breaks. Take it sleazy, everybody."
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"Hey, you guys want to hear my new catchphrase?"
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"Suck a dick, dumb shits!"
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"Leak to the trades that Andrew Garfield's agent"
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"wait an hour, then get me lunch with Andrew"
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"when she was young, but also, she never really had a chance."
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"Uh, no. Not exactly. I was just saying that..."
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"- BoJack, that... - Dude, just let him have this."
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"Nothing I do has consequence!"
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"- So what'd you get, anything good? - Oh, I got everything."
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"♪ Back in the '90s ♪"
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"♪ Don't act like you don't know ♪"
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"♪ That I'm more horse than a man ♪"
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"♪ BoJack ♪"
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"- That is gross. - Oh-ho, I know!"
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"You sit up here in your little house"
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"and feel sorry for yourself? Oh, guess what, Bo-J,"
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"- you know, been. - You are way out of line!"
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"You're not my dad. You're just a rugged, older man"
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"We're just a man and a lady living in a house together,"
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"and we're both adults, and we're both a little drunk."
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"You want me to put it out with my boob?"
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