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Clips from BoJack Horseman (2014) - Comedy (S01E01)

"- Uh, what? - Your boob"
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"is a very impractical way to put out a fire."
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"What is happening?"
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"I think you have a serious drug problem."
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"Please don't do this."
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"- You got my arm. - Ow! Ow!"
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"I'm in it now. Oh, God, no! I'm a part of it."
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"I still haven't regained the feeling in my fingers."
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"That was the longest two minutes of my life."
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"It was longer than two minutes."
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"How do you not get that this is terrible?"
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"Oh, you mean from a P.R. standpoint?"
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"Yeah, 'cause if this got out, oh, I would get flayed!"
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"Oh, I'm done being the voice of reason."
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"Ugh. Ugh. Ugh."
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"Actually, it kind of feels like you're the one"
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"taking advantage of her. She's the one"
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"with substance abuse problems and daddy issues."
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"Hey, we both have substance abuse problems"
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"Hey, notice how I've been ignoring you,"
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"playing hard to get? Only makes you want me more."
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"Ugh. Go stand on the other side of the room."
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"- Okay. - Sarah Lynn, get your coat."
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"- I'm taking you to rehab. - Nah,"
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"I was gonna keep hanging out here if that's all right."
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"- No, it's not all right. - What?"
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"This place isn't good for you."
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"You need to go where you can get help, real help."
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"like you said."
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"Cut, let's take ten."
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"That's ten, everyone. Let's make it a tight ten."
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"These pages are shit."
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"you understand? Shit."
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"I wouldn't wipe my ass with these pages."
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"It would defeat the whole purpose of wiping my ass."
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"Well, I told you I'm not gonna do it unless I get points."
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"You're being very rude."
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"You promised me you would always be there."
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"Sarah Lynn, this is for your own good."
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"You can't stay here anymore."
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"Okie-doke. I guess I'll just move out and find one of"
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"the billion people who will let me party at their house."
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"Uh, well, you should not do that."
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"Oh, I know. I know, but I can, so I will."
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"to grow as a person or rise to an occasion"
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"because I can constantly just surround myself"
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"with sycophants and enablers until I die tragically young."
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"Oh, by the way, I called Vanessa Gecko,"
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"and I'm meeting with her tomorrow."
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"- Thanks for the suggestion. - No! No, no, no, no, no!"
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"Laura, the dummy took the bait. Now for phase two."
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"Is she gone? Is it safe to come out?"
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"on the books for this weekend, someplace Italian."
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"I mean, maybe you could have been a better role model"
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"This is what our celebrity culture does to people."
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"So what you're saying is:"
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"Everything is society's fault, and we as individuals"
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"never need to take responsibility for anything?"
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"Yeah. I like that. I didn't do anything wrong"
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"because I can't do anything wrong"
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"because we're all just products of our environment,"
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"bouncing around like marbles"
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"in the game of Hungry Hungry Hippos"
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"that is our random and cruel universe."
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"Wait, no, that's not even what I'm saying..."
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"Yeah, It's not my fault. It's society."
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"Everything is because of society!"
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"♪ Or I'm more man than a horse ♪"
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"Boxer versus raptor."
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"Who wants chocolate chip pancakes?"
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"Ethan, didn't you already eat your pancakes?"
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"As Oliver North would say, "I do not recall.""
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"Not hiding under the table, that's for sure."
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"Aww..."
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"Why don't you guys leave this one to me?"
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"Why aren't you dressed for school, prickly muffin?"
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"I'm scared. Olivia told me"
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"sometimes, at school they have pop quizzes."
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"I don't want to pop!"
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"That's too much, man."
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"Sabrina, nobody's popping on my watch."
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"You stick with me, and I promise you,"
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"You folks enjoying the show?"
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"And how about Sara Lynn as Sabrina? Isn't she wonderful?"
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"Sarah Lynn. You remember that name."
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"are the best friends you'll ever have."
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"Without them, you're nothing. Remember that."
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"Let's take it back to "prickly muffin.""
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"Your family will never understand you,"
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"your lovers will leave you or try to change you,"
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"but your fans, you be good to them, and they'll be good to you."
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"The most important thing is, you got to give the people"
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"what they want, even if it kills you,"
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"even if it empties you out until there's nothing left to empty."
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"you don't stop dancing, and you don't stop smiling,"
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"and you give those people what they want."
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"And action."
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"from Horsin' Around, but on her new dance pop album,"
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"Sarah Lynn wants you to know that she is hot to trot."
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"America needs to know that I'm not that little girl anymore."
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"I'm a grown up, sophisticated woman now,"
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"People like sex, okay, and since I'm sexy right now, they like me."
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"Are you at all worried that audiences will grow bored"
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"Are you kidding? I'm Sarah freaking Lynn."
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"celebrates her 30th birthday this month,"
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"Hey!"
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"Sextina, what's your take?"
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"and she's, like, an inspiration, but now, she is old,"
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"and shriveled, and gross, and nobody want her no more, okay?"
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"- They want Sextina Aquafina, baby! - Ha ha! You're delightful."
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"She should go wherever famous people go when they're"
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"Who-o-o wants chocolate chip pancakes?"
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"I do! I do!"
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"Oh, come on, buddy."
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"It's a beautiful morning, the sun is shining,"
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"- birds are chirping... - Hey, BoJack,"
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"- to get some seed around here? - Good one."
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"Let's do something fun today."
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"- Like what? - Like a cannonball!"
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"Like a "buying you a new bed"?"
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