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Clips from BoJack Horseman - The Telescope (S01E01)

"Okay, Good talk."
BoJack Horseman
"Hey."
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"I'm bringing you along as my buffer."
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"I should meet your old best friend"
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"Just don't abandon me."
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"with hearts next to them... Gross."
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"Yeah, it's a bit of a story."
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"The year? 198..."
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"to shut the hell up."
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"♪ Generic '80s new wave ♪"
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"Why do we need a kitchen and a bathroom?"
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"Pipes are pipes, people."
BoJack Horseman
"They're all just holes to the ocean, lady."
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"I mean, come on."
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"BoJack, you're late."
BoJack Horseman
"Looks like Herb's killing."
BoJack Horseman
"That's the executive version of laughing."
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"- Want to come? - I'm in."
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"We get it. The '50s were different."
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"Wouldn't that make it a bicycle?"
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"It's like everything you said was something"
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"I love L.A. Don't you guys?"
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"Take this couple, for example."
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"He's my husband."
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"I'm just kidding around."
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"Ugh."
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"Not judging."
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"- You want a slug? - No, I got to stay sharp."
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"- "Here's the thing." - It's so stupid."
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"right away, but when am I gonna be up"
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"for real roles?"
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"They invited me to some hotshot event"
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"- Herb Kazzaz. - Shit, we're busted."
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"Hey, you mind if I steal this superstar for a second?"
BoJack Horseman
"Okay, yeah. I'll catch you two later."
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"Well, there he goes."
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"You're gonna be a big success."
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"No, that's not what I'm talking about."
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"- won't get fat? - No."
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"Hollywood's a real pretty town"
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"By the time you realize you're sinking,"
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"it's too late."
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"- Ugh, that's worse. - BoJack, I'm moving to Maine."
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"Hey, do you ever wonder what would have happened"
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"I love this town."
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"Are we gonna get in a knife fight"
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"I wanted to give you this."
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"What do you see?"
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"we'll come back here together and high five."
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"Give me some skin."
BoJack Horseman
"BJ, listen. I got a call from ABC today."
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"No, BoJack, the show's about a horse,"
BoJack Horseman
"- Oh, my God. - And they said, "No.""
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"Of course I do. Of course, Herb."
BoJack Horseman
"Mm-hmm... Whoa, whoa."
BoJack Horseman
"BJ, can you believe it?"
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"at the gritty reality of the American family."
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"♪ Everyone in flannel ♪"
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"♪ Generic '90s grunge song ♪"
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"♪ Something from Seattle ♪"
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"and then, in the very next scene,"
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"I just don't understand how it's a joke."
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"Look at me, doing your job for you."
BoJack Horseman
"We just need a rhyme for "and I'm here to say.""
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"But if you're too scared to start"
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"the country just to taste some of your magic."
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"Do you really want to disappoint them?"
BoJack Horseman
"I'll go out and jerk this limp script"
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"but I'm not doing it for Herb."
BoJack Horseman
"I'm doing it for the fans."
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"And your 30K an episode."
BoJack Horseman
"Let's give it up for BoJack Horseman!"
BoJack Horseman
"Wait a minute. This isn't the bar."
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"BoJack Goddamn Horseface."
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"I got some news so good, you'll goddamn kiss me."
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"What's the role you've been dying"
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"Keep your head down and your nose clean."
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"Now, I gotta go."
BoJack Horseman
"I got a lunch with MC Skat Kat."
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"was caught tonight in an LAPD sting"
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"Police say Mr. Kazzaz was caught in the middle"
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"their alternative lifestyles and ruining America."
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"Sheeeiiiiit."
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"BoJack, I gotta tell ya."
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"I know we haven't been close for the past couple years."
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"because there might be a lot."
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"They're gunning for me at the network,"
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"and if I get kicked off this, I won't recover."
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"Herb, you picked the worst possible time to..."
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"Come on, BoJack."
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"'Cause I feel like I'd be doing that all the..."
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"Go right ahead."
BoJack Horseman
"See, that's what I'm talking about."
BoJack Horseman
"BoJack, can we chat for a second?"
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"- down the crapper. - Well, if he goes, I go."
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""Well, if he goes, you go." I wouldn't do that."
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"BoJack, I think you're a star,"
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"what a "good" friend you are,"
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"- Angela... - I'll tell you when"
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"and you don't get to play the lead role"
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"What's that old expression about how the show must go on?"
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"Oh, right. It's "Don't be an idiot.""
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"like this one five times a day."
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"That's what I thought."
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"This was a good conversation. Productive."
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"If you're lucky, I'll never talk to you again."
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"You folks ready for a show?"
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"might show up any second."
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"This isn't the bar."
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"So what ended up happening with Secretariat?"
BoJack Horseman
"Went into turnaround."
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"Stay out here and turn this car around"
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"Hooray. A task."
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"BoJack! Well."
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"Jesus, you look shitty."
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"She's writing a book about me."
BoJack Horseman
"Is your book called, Portrait of an Asshole?"
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"It's funny, because he ruined my life."
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"Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
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"You think this is Driver's Ed, you hat-wearing pussy?"
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