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Clips from South Park - The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka (S02E02)

"- Is that true Stan? - It was just a joke. We didn't think it would hurt anybody."
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"Uh, we'll find out more about this debauchery when we return."
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"- And we're out. - You're corpses up here."
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"- We need a lot more action from everybody. - Like what?"
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"You kids, I didn't bring you on this show to be boring!"
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"I'll tell you why. Because he's on drugs, and he worships the devil!"
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"Wow, now Stanley, it sounds like your uncle's really worried about you."
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"Well I only did it because... he molested me!"
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"- Why you little piece of crap. - You big piece of crap!"
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"That's it, now I'm all pissed off!"
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"- Take that hippie! - Jesus, Jesus."
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"- Uh, ok ok, that's enough. - Take that you asshole!"
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"- What the fuck was that? - Uh, let's watch the language people."
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"Let's all make our way back to our seats."
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"- Oh my God, they killed Kenny! - You bastards!"
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"Let's all just make our way back to our seats."
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"Look at all the pain and suffering your lie has caused."
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"and we interviewed Jimbo about it and he made up"
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"all this stuff about Vietnam and he got us in trouble."
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"Hey now, everything I told you boys about the war, actually happened."
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"could've defeated the entire Vietcong army by yourself."
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"- The entire Vietcong army?? - I ah, well ok, I migth've embelished the truth a little"
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"Well sure I mean, well no I guess not."
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"During the break, your producer came over, and told Jimbo what to say about me."
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"She told him to lie. It's true she did."
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"- I'm such a tool. - Oh really?"
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"- Yeah then she told us to throw a chair at Ned."
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"Don't feel too bad Montel. We all wanna touch children sometimes, it's only natural."
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"Alright Stan, I was just trying to tell a good story."
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"We're sorry for making you look stupid in front of the whole world."
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"Yeah, and we're sorry for turning Ned into a vegetable. - Ahh he'll be fine."
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"well anyway I can't wait to get back to my old show without all the glitz and ratings and producers."
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"- Wait a sec, where is your producer? - I sent her away."
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"Sent her away where?"
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"Ah, take a load off, put your feet up."
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"Me and Satan were just aboot to go shopping for furniture. Come on Satan!"
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"So you interested in your uncle Jimbo's big TV show, huh?"
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"Oh no! Out of ammo!"
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"Well boys, it's obvious to me that you didn't do your work"
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"and that you stayed up all night making up some ridiculous lie."
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"- How do you know? You weren't even there! - Well that's it!"
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"- We've gotta get him back dude! - Totally!"
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"- How? - Well he screwed us by making something up, I say we do the same thing!"
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"Oh yeah sweet!"
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"Is it over?"
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"- Anonymous tip? - Yeah it was left on our answering machine."
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"Hello fellow hunters, have we got a show for you today."
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"that he must've set himself into a deep coma."
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"We're back with Jimbo and his nephew Stan. These kids can't stop lying can they?"
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"- Satan got it. - Whoa! I don't take drugs and worship Satan! That's lying!"
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"Jesus! What is wrong with you people?? Look around you Stanley."
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"Mr.Garrison said that there was no way that you"
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"- And as for you Stan, I think you need to kick your drug habit..."
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"- Yeah, TV's and beer. - Actually I was referring more to the persuit of truth,"
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"Ok honey."
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"No ratings means no show."
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"From Veitnam veteran."
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"You're here because you were inferior mmkay. You're here because you're akward, mmkay."
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"Well as I was sayin', I tried and tried but my overturned car just wouldn't budge."
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"I am the deadly Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka."
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"- You were in Nam? Where were you statione? - MMDenang."
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"That war was hell on everybody."
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"Oh Stanley he's gone! My only friend in the world is gone!"
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"Thanks. We've been hunting the Mexican staring frog for a week,"
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"Ah, ye, yeah. Ok. Beggining today we're taking the show in a new direction."
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"I never meant for you boys to get in trouble."
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"cleaning septic tanks to support your drug habit."
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"- Wow! Do we get more money? - No, but I do."
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"Remember, big, big , big!"
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"So was the horror of Veitnam. The end."
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"- Jimbo look! - Hit the deck!"
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"And also try the numbers of some endangered species."
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"- Dude, I can't believe they fell for it. - Yeah, what a couple of dumbasses!"
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"That's right. He's a very brave man and I love him very much."
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"Mr.Garrison? Were you in Vietnam?"
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"maybe he did touch some children now and then. But come on it's Michael Jackson!"
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"for you to obtain the full benfits from it."
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"So it's important for you all to know why you're in detention"
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"- Screw this show, I thought this was all real. - Wait everybody, come back."
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"Hey yeah, he and Ned did that stupid TV show."
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"- Yes your comments. - Montel, I think we're forgetting something"
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"- The bomb's not releasing! - Oh no!"
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"What's Vietnam. A question a child might ask, but not a childish question."
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"And 5, 4, 3..."
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"- Yes Mr.Garrison? - Yes, uh where the fuck did you hear this ridiculous load of bullshit?"
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"When I yell action, you start to walk this way."
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"We had a bad ass rollercoaster, but all we ever wanted was a log ride."
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"Aww Ned, if you can hear me, you gotta snap out of it."
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"Now the new law passed by Colorado legislature which Ned and I call pussy law #4"
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"- Wait, Jimbo made that up? - No. Your producer did!"
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"Welcome back to Jesus and Pals. Jimbo, why do you think little Stanley lies?"
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"In our competition for ratings we all lost sight of why we got into showbusiness in the first place."
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"the Mexican Staring frog of Southern SriLanka right here in South Park."
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"In otherwords our old line of "It's coming right for us""
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"It's coming right for us."
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"No I wasn't in Vietnam. But sometimes I like to pretend I was."
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"Oh, yeah sweet."
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"We've just received a tape from another viewer who filmed"
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"Ok, sure he touched some children."
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"Uh, we'll be back right after these messages."
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"- Yay my children, I am the way and the light. - You've seen Jesus and pals,"
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"What video tapes?"
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"Order now, only $19.95! Remember this is stuff you can't see on TV!"
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"We waited and we waited, but they never built us one."
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"Hey Ned, remember that time we got that anonymous tip back in Nam?"
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"Yeah, come on Ned, quit faking."
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"Ahhhh... thanks?"
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"Oh come on, Ned's faking it! That frog was just a piece of plastic."
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"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!"
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