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Clips from South Park - The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka (S02E02)

"And now back to hunting and killing with South Park's favorite hunters, Jimbo and Ned."
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"- Nnnhi, Ned. - Now, isn't that great?"
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"We have a terrific show for you today."
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"We're gonna kill some elk and we're gonna kill mountain goats."
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"Mmmwere environmentalists."
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"Children for the next few days we'll be learning all about Vietnam."
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"I you all to find somebody in your own life who was in Vietnam, and interview them about it."
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"What if we don't know anybody who was in Vietnam?"
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"can supposedly kill you with one hoard daze."
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"If the person even so much as looks into the frog's eyes, they can be paralyzed or even die."
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"Now watch carefully, you're gonna see the Mexican Staring Frog."
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"Well I'd like to know what all you skeptiks out there say now. What do you think, Ned?"
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"Oh look who's here, my little nephew Stanley."
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"No, we have to do a stupid report on Vietnam."
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"I remember I just gotten off the Ferris Wheel."
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"I know that you and Kurns are best suited to take em out."
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"Standing without on, just me and Ned to win the war for America."
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"- Charlies at 2 o'clock! - I see em! Drop the bomb!"
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"- What are you doing man? - We'll have to take em out Ned, at all costs."
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"Die you red comi bastards!"
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"- But I don't really care about that. - Well you better care Mr.Smartypants."
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"- Oh alright. - Alright we're 10 seconds to air guys."
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"It's your hour of power, on midday mountain cable access."
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"the only man in town who always has a full in stock wine cellar, Jeeeeeeeeesus"
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"Uh...hi."
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"We've got some interesting people coming on the show this week for you, our viewers."
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"- Hi, Bob Denver. - Hi, Jesus, great to be here."
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"You gotta have something..."
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"Once there they rode the Devil's Drop Rollercoaster, and ate cotton candy."
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"- The end. - Are there any questions?"
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"Well thanks a lot for having such a cool uncle that got us all detention for a week."
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"Why would he just invent a story instead of telling us the truth?"
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"Yes now we're about to roll the film but remember,"
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"Yeah, they're a couple of bitch ass motherfuckers!"
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"Jesus!"
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"- And we're back in 5, 4, 3... - Remember, big big big!"
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"If you're just joining us, we've been listening to"
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"Michelle's incredible story of survival. Go on Michelle."
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"- But... - He wants to have his cake and eat it too."
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"- Since when do frogs talk Cartman? - It's a Sri Lanka frog!"
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"- But why do I have to dress up like an old lady? - Cause old ladies are fat and you are too."
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"They better not."
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"Well it just so happens that we just received another film from another anonymous viewer. Roll it."
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"but it is doing harm to the people of South Park as we speak."
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"we can have them taken off the air perhaps even killed!"
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"Look, why don't we just stick to our own show? People will watch again."
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"- With the log ride? - Yep. - Man I was it Tet."
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"We're up to 20 people!"
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"- Dude they're gonna look so stupid. - Heh, totally."
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"- Let's hunt. - We'll start with a 2-shot of you and Ned getting your equipment together and.."
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"The Mexican Staring Frog is sunning itself on a rock directly behind us."
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"We've gotta take the frog by surprise. I'm gonna create a diversion using this incendiary device."
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"Ned, Ned, can you hear me? Quick, somebody call and ambulance, this man is catatonick!"
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"My pony boar was beat up pretty bad. He kept saying "Stay Gold.""
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"Cause if you don't I'll never forgive myself."
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"- Dude, he's ok. That frog wasn't even real. - Look."
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"As some of you may know I host a local show on hunting."
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"Well, it turns out that these kids faked the footage."
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"Like go ahead and tell how your nephew Stan takes drugs and worships Satan."
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"- Give your attention on medicine you little fibber!"
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"- Somebody get pissed off and throw a chair and Ned here! - Dibs!"
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"Remember, you all start a fight after the chair is thrown, that's your cue."
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"Jesus, Jesus, Jesus!"
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"- Get outta here you bitch! - Ay get off of him you fucking nutsack!"
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"Well we only did it cause Jimbo lied to us first."
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"We had this report on the Vietnam War for school,"
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"- but that's different. - Is it?"
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"Wait a second. I don't take drugs, that was a lie."
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"- She made Jimbo tell everybody that I did drugs. - What?"
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"Yeah I didn't wanna do it Jesus, they made me do that."
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"Well we're sorry too uncle Jimbo."
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"I'll just take him home and show him some good"
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"hard core porn, he'll snap right out of it, won't you Ned?"
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"I want to appologize to all of you for what happened in there."
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"- What is this? What's happening?? - Welcome to my dominion!"
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"I'm Jimbo Kerny and this is here is Ned. Say hi, Ned."
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"states that we can no longer kill animals in defense."
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"No longer works. So now we only kill animals to quote "Thin out their numbers"."
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"If we don't hunt, these animals will grow to big in their number and they won't have enough food."
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"So you see, we have to kill animals, or else they'll die."
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"Ah, so roll the tape. Here we are up at Shafer's crossing looking for some animals."
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"Lookee Ned, there's some deers. Quick Ned, thin out their numbers!"
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"Thin out their numbers."
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"Good work Ned, now they won't starve."
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"That sure was a great hunting trip, we saved those deer from extiction."
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"Coming up next, we're gonna drop some nepalm on an unsuspecting family of bevers."
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"Mr.Garrison? What's Vietnam?"
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"Chances are that somebody in your own lives was affected by this incredible war."
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"That's right Mr.Garrison, the Vietnam war was sticky and icky."
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"Come on Ned, let's go. Jump into the chopper."
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"- Who's next to take a shower? - Me, I am."
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"Where could I hide this big pipe?"
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"Anyway children, I gonna assign you all a paper."
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"Then you get an F, fail the 3rd grade and have to get a job"
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"Dude, my uncle Jimbo was in Vietnam."
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"And now time for Jimbo's Mysteries of the Unexplained."
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"One of our loyal viewers from South Park, sent us some 8 millimeter film"
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"of what he claims to be the Mexican Staring frog of Southern Sri Lanka."
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"Now as you all know the Mexican Staring frog of Southern SriLanka"
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"And this film proves that that frog may very well exist."
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"There! There, did you see it? Roll that back again."
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"Now freeze it."
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"- I'm scared. - Well be sure to join us next time,"
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"we're so glad you spend your time with us, while we slaughtered our way through nature's guts."
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"Come again and stay a while,"
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"- we'll kill a lotmore living things and make them bleed. - MMgood night."
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"And we're cut. Great show guys."
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"You and Ned are the only guys we know who were there."
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"- Oh yeah we sure were. - Was it fun?"
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"Cartman! What kind of stupid ass question is that. Of course it was fun!"
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"Well sure Vietnam was fun, but not like going to the circus fun, or fly fishin' in Montana fun."
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"No, Vietnam was more like shoving shards of broken glass up your ass,"
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"and then sittin' in a tub with tobasco sauce fun."
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"Yeppers, that's where me and Ned met."
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"Oh boy what a gorgious day."
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"Kurns get over here! The new privates are here. I'm assigning one of them to you as a tranee."
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"- Ned Gurblansky reporting sir. - Thanks Ned."
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"Now the bad guys have been spotted about 10 clicks North of here."
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"- Are you up for it? - Sir yes sir!"
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"- Pass me some cocoa will you Ned? - Certainly, and would you like another muffin as well?"
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