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Clips from South Park - The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka (S02E02)

"Why the hell not? We're at war."
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"- Hey you know those things are bad for your throat. - Naw, that's all lies. I'll be fine."
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"- It won't budge. - We only have one option!"
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"- We did it Ned! We killed the entire Vietcong army! - Whoopie."
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"Let's get back to base camp. We can ride the log ride before it closes."
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"- nd that's the way it happened boys. - Whoa, Vietnam was sweet."
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"Great news guys. Your TV show ratings have doubled!"
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"- They've gone from 6 people, to 12! - Holy smokes! We could get an emmy!"
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"You've got to do it J, your ratings are being killed by the Jimbo and Ned hunting show."
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"If you want to keep reaching out to people, you have to keep up with the times."
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"Put your hands together and welcome"
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"Christ!"
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"Today's guest is TV's Gilligan, Mr.Bob Denver!"
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"Here is Bob Denver!"
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"- So Bob, so you just get in town? - Yep, just got in."
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"- So..um...so what have you been up to? - N..nothing. Nothing really at all."
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"Nothing from nothing means nothing."
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"And after killing the entire Vietcong army, they returned to base camp."
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"And ultimately, Ned got the purple heart for his courageous defense of the log ride."
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"- No, no we didn't! - You all receive an F... minus!"
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"- F minus? Can he do that? - But, but we're not making it up! It..."
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"Stanley the Vietnam war was war. There weren't galloping steeds or singing birds or logrides."
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"All of you have detention for the rest of the week!"
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"Welcome to detention, mmkay. Mr.Garrison told me about your little joke."
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"Yeah dude, your uncle Jimbo sucks ass!"
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"Well let's see maybe because he's an old drunk hillbilly dick!"
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"- What do you mean? - Did you guys ever see that one Brady Bunch where the guys..."
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"And now back to huntin' and killing with South Park's favorite hunters, Jimbo and Ned!"
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"Welcome hunters. Boy have we got a show for you today."
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"if you look the Mexican Staring Frog in the eyes, you can go catatonick."
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"We don't know if this applies to pictures of the frog or not, but who wants to take chances?"
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"So when we roll this film, be sure to look away."
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"Ok, roll the film, Tom."
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"Ok, it's over. Well there you have it."
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"Undeniable proof that the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern SriLanka exists."
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"And you saw it here on the Jimbo and Ned show."
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"- Come one we gotta go make another one! - Lying kicks ass!"
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"We're in trouble. The Jimbo and Ned show,"
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"they got some ridiculous staring frog story, and jumped another 2 points in the ratings."
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"- Uh-oh. So what are we supposed to do? - I don't know."
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"We'll have to continue with the changes we've made and then... go even further."
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"My husband was trapped for 12 hours."
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"-And yet somehow he managed to survive."
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"- I love you too. - Well, let's see if the audience has any questions."
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"- Yes, you over there. - I think she needs to kick him to the curb baby."
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"- Kick who to the curb? - Her no good husband."
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"She's gotta loose that zero and get herself a hero."
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"He's gotta dump that trash girlfriend."
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"It's all about respect, you gotta have respect for yourself."
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"I think we've somewhat missed the point here. Let's go to somebody else."
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"very important in all of this."
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"But the man is a great singer, and has entertained us for so many years."
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"- What, what are you talking about?"
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"Michael Jackson. All this bad mouthing, putting the man down,"
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"- Ready you guys? - Ready! - Ok, action."
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"I am very scary, and dangerous."
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"- Cut! Cartman! - What?"
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"- It's supposed to be a frog! - I know that."
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"- Durr Cartman! - Durr yourself hippie!"
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"- Just do it again Cartman and don't make it talk! - Ok here we go. Ready?"
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"- Are you ready Cartman? - I'm ready Steven Spielberg!"
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"- Action. - Wehehe, screw you guys."
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"- Come on Cartman. The way we're shooting this, nobody will even know it's you."
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"And Kenny's gonna pull the plastic frog in front of you and you have to be scared."
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"- Scared? Of a plastic frog? - It's acting Cartman."
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"You have to pretend you're really scared then the Mexican Staring Frog"
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"will look you in the eyes then you fall down like you're dead ok, ready?"
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"- This is stupid. - Good and action!"
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"Well it appears as thought a lot of you skeptics thought that the film"
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"we showed of the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka was a fake."
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"They say it didn't harm anybody."
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"There you go. Proof that not only is this frog real,"
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"- Mmdamn that frog. - Well that does it."
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"All this week Ned and I will be risking lives from him as we go on location"
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"to hunt the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka. Join us won't ya."
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"Oh no no no, this is the biggest publicity stunt I've ever seen. Damn those hunters are clever."
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"- Uh, clever? - It's genious, it really is."
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"Hell I want to watch them hunt the Mexican Staring Frog. Unless."
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"- Unless what? - Unless we can prove to the world that the whole things is a sham."
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"If we prove that the Mexican Staring Frog from Southern Sri Lanka"
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"is just something made up by Jimbo and Ned"
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"Oh J, you are so omnipotent and yet so naive."
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"We'll launch a full investigation and then in the meantime we can cash in on the video tapes."
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"now you've got to get the video. Jesus and pals too hot for TV."
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"Things get a little out of control. You won't believe your eyes!"
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"All they said was that they saw the Mexican Staring Frog"
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"just South of Stark's Pond this morning."
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"I think Danforth wanted the log ride more than anybody, but he,"
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"he had to settle with that lame dinosaur water adventure ride."
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"Ok, ok, ok bye. Great news everybody, this week's ratings are through the roof!"
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"We're now the highest rated show on mountain cable access."
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"God bless the Mexican Staring Frog."
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"- They diserve for lying to us, dude. - Revenge is so very very sweet."
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"They're here, hurry and hide."
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"- What is it? - It's him. The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka."
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"He's right over there on that rock."
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"Dumbass! You've gotta keep your eyes away from him! Stay down."
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"- Ned you take flight position, I'll try and keep it turned away from you. - RRroger that."
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"While Ned will ambush him from the rear."
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"Now Ned, he's not looking! Quick Ned, hit him with the shot gun!"
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"Now Ned! Ned? Ned?"
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"Oh no."
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"Come on Ned buddy, snap out of it!"
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"- Come back to me, buddy. - You getting all this?"
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"Hold on to your butts."
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"Take that you demon frog!"
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"- Get the flight for life helicopter. - Holy crap dude."
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"- Ahh! What the hell are you doing! I almost looked right at it!"
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"Dude, it's just a plastic frog, it's not real, check it out."
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"- What? - We shot all those videos and sent them in."
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"Yeah, we made the whole thing up. It was all just a really, really, funny joke!"
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"- You sent in those videos?!?!? - Oh this is not good."
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"My best friend is a vegetable, and I'm gonna be the laughing stock of South Park!"
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"You boys don't understand. Ned was so freaked out by the idea of the Mexican Staring frog"
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"It's a psychosomatic response! I couldn't help over hearing your conversation just now."
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"- Who are you? - I produce a little TV show called Jesus and Pals, you might've heard of it."
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"Your story's amazing. Full of jealoucy, deplicity, backstabbing and bitterness."
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"How would you like to share your remarkable story with us on tomorrow's show?"
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"That's right Jesus, no respect for their elders."
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"based on some video footage we received from a viewer."
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