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Clips from South Park - Sexual Harassment Panda (S03E03)

"I don't know, children."
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"Why don't you ask your dad? He's a lawyer, ain't he?"
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"Well, somebody else has got to know all about"
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"- Hey, what about that stupid panda? - Yeah, Sexual Harassment Panda."
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"He's the one that started all this! We have to find him!"
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"That's 32 more sexual harassment lawsuits in the past 24 hours."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Looks like we'll have to cut all counselling and nutrition programmes."
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"The children have started suing adults. They could sue us next!"
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"- Holy smokes! You're right! - Excuse me."
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"We'd like to speak with Sexual Harassment Panda, please."
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"Please! Don't sue us!"
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"- Oh, no. We had to let him go. - What?"
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"- I mean, he left. - Well, where is he?"
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"We don't know! Honestly! I swear it!"
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"What the hell is wrong with these people?"
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"But I'm afraid there's no room for you at our company at this time."
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"It's because I'm a panda, isn't it?"
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"It's because you're a Sexual Harassment Panda."
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"I don't have to sit here and listen to this!"
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"How would you like a big panda punch in your puss?"
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"As sexual harassment lawsuits increase all over the state,"
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"the mother of all trials is set to begin."
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"The sexual harassment case"
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"of Everyone v. Everyone begins tomorrow."
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"No matter what the outcome, the public schools are sure to lose at least"
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"a whopping $30 million."
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"Representing the side of everyone is Gerald Broflovski,"
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"a lawyer from South Park who plans to make quite a commission."
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"Representing the side of everyone else is Gerald Broflovski."
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"So whatever the outcome, things look very bright for Kyle's dad."
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"taking advantage of everyone in town and..."
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"This just in!"
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"The newscaster has yet to be reached for comment! Wait..."
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"Hey! Panda bear!"
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"We don't take kindly to your types in here."
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"Now, calm down, Skeeter. He ain't hurting nobody."
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"No! I wanna know something from Mr. Panda Bear here."
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"If you pandas are from mountainous areas of China and Tibet,"
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"which is prone to grow only in drier, more arid regions?"
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"Skeeter, I don't want no trouble now!"
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"It's okay. I get it."
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"There's no room in the world for pandas."
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"Well, you don't have to worry about me."
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"I'm off to the Island of Misfit Mascots."
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"Damn it, Skeeter! How come every time a panda bear come in here,"
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"you gotta go flapping your jaw?"
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"Well, what do you think, Kyle?"
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"We have to stop it."
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"You see, Kyle, we live in a liberal, democratic society."
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"And democrats make sexual harassment laws."
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"and what we can and can't do in the workplace."
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"Isn't that fascism?"
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"Do you?"
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"Big panda bear... Big panda bear..."
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"Now, calm down, Skeeter, they ain't hurting nobody."
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"No! I wanna know something from Mr. I'm-Eight-Years-Old here."
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"How come you "types" are always wearing"
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"them funny padded shirts in the winter?"
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"- Coats? - Now, Skeeter, I don't want no trouble."
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"Dude, what the hell is going on?"
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"Did you guys see a big panda bear in here or not?"
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"We don't take kindly to panda bears!"
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"Well, we don't take kindly to you!"
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"Where's that?"
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"If I'm not mistaken, it's over near the Jenkins' place."
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"Whoa, look at her!"
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"We don't take kindly to your types around here."
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"Now, Skeeter, she ain't hurting nobody."
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"This is case number 47-G, Everyone v. Everyone."
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"Representing the side of everyone is Gerald Broflovski."
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"This must be the place."
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"- Hello there, boys. - Whoa, who are you?"
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"I'm Willy the Don't-Stare-Directly-into- the-Sun Worm."
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"That can burn your retinas and make you blind."
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"- Thanks a lot, dude. - Oink! Oink!"
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"Be sure you run around with scissors,"
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"That's why he's on the Island of Misfit Mascots."
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"While-Someone-Else- Uses-a-Fan-Nearby Falcon."
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"- What? - Here, watch."
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"- See? - Oh, my God, they killed Kenny!"
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"- You bastard! - Hey! There he is!"
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"Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?"
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"Sexual Harassment Panda"
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"Dude, are we glad to find you! You have to come back"
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"Because everyone is suing everyone else"
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"Seems all I do now is cause trouble."
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"Hello, kids, I'm Hoppy"
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"the Don't-Do-Stuff-That-Might-Irritate- Your-Inner-Ear Badger."
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"Well, I'll leave now."
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"Please, Sexual Harassment Panda, people listen to you."
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"But I'm just a panda."
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"- Hey! I'm a real worm, pal! - Okay, sorry. Sorry."
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"You're a real worm. That's cool. That's cool."
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"Okay, you are a panda. But being Sexual Harassment Panda"
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"isn't helping anyone right now. You used to use your panda powers"
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"But now you need to teach a new message,"
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"What message?"
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"You know, you little cubs might just be right."
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"- Yeah. - Okay!"
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"- Wait! - Hey, it's Sexual Harassment Panda."
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"No, he's a whole new panda now, and he's got something to say."
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"Hello, everyone, I'm Petey the Don't-Sue-People Panda."
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"Now, Skeeter, he ain't hurting nobody."
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"Listen to me. When you sue somebody, it hurts everyone."
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"You sue for money, but where do you think that money comes from?"
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"From the schools, from taxes, from the state. From you."
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"There's no such thing as free money."
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"When you sue somebody, you take money away from parks and schools"
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"and charities and put it in your own pockets"
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"I'm a sad panda, too."
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"I didn't know we were doing all that damage."
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"This is all that damn lawyer's fault!"
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"No! Don't you see? The panda is right."
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"Boy, what a great message he has. When you sue people,"
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"you just end up causing a lot of problems for society."
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"Well, I've really learnt something today."
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"about where the money came from."
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"Well, I'm no longer doing sexual harassment lawsuits in schools."
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"They're too vague and too easily corruptible."
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