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Clips from South Park - A Song of Ass and Fire (S17E17)

"On Black Friday, there's going to be thousands of shoppers"
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"trying to get inside that mall,"
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"So what do we do?"
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"so we hit him in his weak spot."
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"There's another army out there"
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"and we are not going to be beat by that traitor whore, Kenny!"
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"The men are just inexperienced, Sir Kyle."
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"They need more training. It's not enough."
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"That goddamn traitor."
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"and I wouldn't let him."
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"I said, "You can be a chick, Kenny, but there's only"
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"Sony released the PS4s, Cartman."
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"They're being reviewed. People are liking them."
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"I guarantee you Kenny had something to do"
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"Stupid asshole."
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"to the president of Xbox, please."
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"The president of Xbox. Like-like, the head of Xbox."
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"Fine, CEO of Microsoft, whatever, put him on."
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"I need help blowing up PlayStation people."
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"Eric Cartman. I'm a wizard and a king."
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"A wizard king, yes."
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"No, I'm not king of wizards,"
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"I'm a king that happens to be a wizard."
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"Just put the CEO of Microsoft on the phone!"
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"[dramatic music]"
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"a young wizard who believes that Sony"
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"There's going to be a war"
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"in this small town on Black Friday,"
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"Guys, these are console wars,"
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"and that Sony is helping to arm all of our-"
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"- Guys! Guys! Guys!"
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"It's just a video game machine, all right?"
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"Microsoft's a company that tries to be"
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"- O-okay. - Okay."
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"but it looks like it's already claimed another fatality."
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"Niles Lawton is on the scene,"
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"when mall security officer Miles "Happy" Davis"
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"was beaten to death with this candy cane"
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"the mall has decided to officially drop"
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"another 10% off Black Friday deals."
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"# #"
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"Happy was a good man."
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"Too good to have died in such a brutal but festive manner."
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"- What? - Oh, my God!"
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"Oh, God, they're back!"
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"Everybody, stay put. I'll handle this."
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"Well, what if we just walk really, really slow?"
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"[all growling] Black Friday!"
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"We can walk really slow. Look."
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"Paladin Butters, I was hoping"
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"I could talk to you about Lady McKormick."
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"in Game of Thrones? They don't!"
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"Yeah, I finished it."
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"but all I get are more floppy wieners in my face."
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"so I know how to deal with Kenny."
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"Well, what do you want me to do?"
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"He's the guy who writes Game of Thrones, Butters!"
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"He can let us both know how to handle Kenny"
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"Let's face it, Butters,"
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"this is really about you and me getting Xboxes."
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"The rest are simply there"
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"to help us get through those doors."
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"Hey!"
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"Yeah? Well, how come every time you talk to somebody,"
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"it's about betraying somebody else?"
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"Why don't you mind your own business?"
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"we don't have any dragons to send them."
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"it's their choice."
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"Sir, Mr. Gates is here."
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"- Hey, Steve, how you doing? - Not bad, you know."
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"Just trying to get this next gen press stuff handled."
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"Oh, it's-no, it turns out it was nothing,"
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"just some kids trying to turn"
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"the console wars into something bigger."
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"Oh, my gosh, you know, when I stepped down"
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"and left you in charge of the company, Steve,"
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"Yeah, well, nothing I can't handle."
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"but I'm optimistic. Uhhuh."
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"the number of units we want to."
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"There's only going to be one winner."
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"I can't have you idiots throwing away"
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"everything I worked so hard to achieve."
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"[gasping]"
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"Let's just talk to this guy,"
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"[buzzer]"
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"Is this George R.R. Martin's house?"
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"Who is this, please?"
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"Uh, it's two kids who want to know what happens"
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"- We're not fans! - Yeah, we don't like it!"
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"if you want to know the truth."
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"Let me talk to George R.R. Martin,"
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"and I'll tell him about what."
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"You hate how I killed everyone off?"
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"No, sir, we just really need to know about the dragons,"
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"but they never seem to show up."
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"Oh, they're coming. The dragons are on their way."
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"- When? - You really want to know?"
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"All right. King Joffrey is still at King's Landing,"
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"Soft and flaccid, his wiener glistens in the golden sunlight."
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"and just get to the dragons?"
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"Aw, shit, I think- I think I'm going to faint."
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"I'll order us some pizzas."
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"Cartman, you don't have to worry."
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"Stan is wrong. It isn't that."
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"It would be a huge setback to the traitors"
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"getting their PlayStations if Stan were to be...grounded?"
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"- That could be up to you. - No, Cartman."
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"Seems a little convenient, doesn't it?"
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"He said that to a bunch of people!"
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"You're on my property! I'm calling the cops."
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"Well, go ahead, call the fucking cops then!"
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"[man and woman moaning]"
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"[clears throat]"
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"Oh, oh! Oh, it's you."
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"Tom, I'm standing in your doorway"
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"because we have a hot news story to report."
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"We don't go to work for another hour."
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"We just got a call from Bill Gates."
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"Let's not forget that having a bloodbath on Black Friday"
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"It's good for us. The bigger the better."
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