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Clips from South Park - A Song of Ass and Fire (S17E17)

"[muffled] Previously on South Park .."
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"Soon we will be fighting the greatest battle"
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"Tom, the South Park Mall says they've beefed up security."
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"[all shouting] [knife plunges]"
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"looking out at what will be the last battlefield,"
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"but denied my right to be called princess by birth,"
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"I betrayed my kind."
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"for it has a dual shock controller with a speaker"
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"Our land is split in two."
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"Brother against brother, friend versus friend."
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"My followers, though few in number,"
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"This is not how you fight."
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"keeping you from getting Xbox Ones."
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"We survey each enemy, and we attack their weak spot."
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"Scott Malkinson has diabetes,"
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"Get back to training!"
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"- Yeah! - Aah!"
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"Cartman, we should probably talk about our chances."
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"You know why Kenny's doing this, right?"
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"one ruler, and that's me!""
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"Just keep them in training, Sir Kyle."
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"Yes, hello, I'd like to speak"
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"John and Dave from marketing are here to see you."
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"Yes, hello. How are things going out there?"
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"Sir, the tides of war are changing."
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"There's a king in Colorado,"
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"will have the upper hand if we do not come to his aid."
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"He claims that with our help, his followers are prepared"
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"Uh, what are you guys talking about?"
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"I mean, come on."
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"Well, Black Friday is still a few days away,"
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"for Black Friday until Thursday night."
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"In honor of the slain mall security officer,"
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"The mall is dropping the Black Friday sale another 10%."
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"- They can't do that! - What? That's 90% off!"
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"you cannot be on mall property"
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"Well, you're about to be."
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"You've got a while."
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"Smart-asses."
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"The dragons are just still on their way!"
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"They keep promising dragons,"
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"is following the Game of Thrones model exactly."
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"Here's two bus tickets to New Mexico."
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"seek out George R.R. Martin for answers."
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"Do you mind? We're trying to talk here."
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"If some people want to choose PlayStations,"
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"Bill Gates? I gotta go."
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"There might be some changes we need to make to our marketing,"
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"- Can I help you? - Hello?"
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"when the dragons show up."
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"I'm sorry, but Mr. Martin does not see fans."
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"About what?"
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"[buzzer]"
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"It's the Red Wedding, isn't it?"
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"Oh, jeez!"
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"Why don't you kids come out of the cold?"
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"Oh, okay, thanks."
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"Sir Kyle, I wanted to talk to you about Stan."
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"If you want to make sure I'm not switching sides,"
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"Princess Kenny is loved by her army,"
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"Grounded for what?"
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"We're not playing dirty."
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"Let's face it, Sir Kyle,"
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"The rest are simply there to help us get through those doors."
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"or I'm calling the cops!"
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"He says he can promise us a bigger war on Black Friday"
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"- He wants us to side with him? - That's right, Tammy."
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"Right, Tom, because you're so about integrity."
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"Back to you."
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"at incredible deals on Friday,"
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"because of course, the key thing here"
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"on everyone's mind is safety."
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"It's the enemy! Defensive p-positions!"
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"- Kill 'em! - Kill 'em, get out!"
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"You can't win this, guys. Look around you."
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"What? [muffled]"
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"The princess calls you a ball-licking lesbian."
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"What I started? How dare you?"
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"All these people are going to be gaming on Xbox."
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"I would rather game with Craig"
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"and you buttholes will have nothing!"
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"[babbling] Ah!"
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"like, three hours ago."
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"If I don't get pizza soon, I'm going to pass out."
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"Pizzas are on their way. They're gonna be amazing."
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"Mr. Gates, I was hoping I could talk to you"
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"There can only be one person of royalty."
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"my CEOs do what they want."
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"get through those doors."
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"Ha ha!"
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"Eh. [speaking Japanese]"
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"# Yet another wiener #"
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"What kind do we want?"
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"Wait, I haven't told you what happens yet!"
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"and my friends and I have to be the first ones"
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"inside the mall to get Xboxes."
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"The president of Sony bids you thanks"
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"for all your support of the PS4."
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"# #"
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"Oh, God, we're done for!"
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"Let us face these shoppers"
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"the mall has decided to push Black Friday by one week."
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"For pushing the date, the mall is now reducing"
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"you know and love are going to die."
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"[shrieks]"
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"Everyone who wants to get PS4s, join with us."
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"[crow caws]"
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"of a war that is about to come."
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"Since time unremembered, there have been two..."
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"Once a common lady of the dark army"
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"And now I have chosen my side,"
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"that which I believe is best for all,"
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"My parents will fight on Black Friday as well."
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"shall help see me through"
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"until I am finally accepted as a princess by all."
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"I cannot rest, for I know that even now"
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"the enemy is training for battle,"
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"also preparing for winter."
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"[both grunting, kids shouting]"
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"You think this is a joke?"
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