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Clips from The Office (2005) - The Delivery (Part 2) (S06E06)

"(EXHALES)"
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"This place has gone to hell."
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"You know, Dwight, there was a time you'd be pinching yourself"
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"to have the opportunity to look through a dump with me."
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"Yeah, well, the acorn becomes the oak."
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"Yeah. Well, sometimes the acorn just stays an acorn."
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"If you don't believe me, look in my gutters."
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"You're adorable. You need to go for it."
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"(EXCLAIMS) Can't wait for this day to be over."
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"Why? Just all the drama."
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"What drama?"
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"Between the..."
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"Us and you guys."
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"It's unnecessary, right?"
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"So unnecessary."
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"Good. Thank God you said that."
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"You know, maybe if the salesmen"
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"then this day wouldn't be so bad. Did you ever think of that?"
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"I have new baby pictures."
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"Jim."
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"(SCOFFS)"
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"Don't use your cute baby to make us like you."
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"She's wearing a Onesie."
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"Stop it."
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"If we act nice now,"
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"then we're rewarding them for treating us poorly."
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"Didn't we kind of start it?"
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"Mmm. I think you're remembering that wrong."
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"ANDY: Yeah. PHYLLIS: I don't know about this."
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"I mean, I think we should hold our ground."
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"The company's changed, and if they don't like it, they can leave."
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"I mean, a lot of their work can be done from India."
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"Can we at least all agree that this is uncomfortable,"
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"and maybe heading for something bad?"
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"All those who agree say "aye.""
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"ALL: Aye."
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"All those opposed? I don't think we need opposed."
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"You've changed, man."
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"Oh, why, 'cause I have a shot at a 100K commission?"
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"Since when do you care about money?"
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"When I first met you, you were a wide-eyed innocent."
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"Hey, there is nothing I can do about my wide-set eyes."
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"No, no, no, I'm talking about your personality, Dwight!"
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"Okay, when I first met you, I had a lot of job offers."
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"And I had an offer from lvan Schotsky."
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"Assistant to the managed him."
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"Oh, that's low!"
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"'Cause they promote from within!"
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"Instead I had to follow you. You're going nowhere."
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"You think you would have done better without me. Really?"
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"Wow! Okay! Man!"
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"When I think about all the time"
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"I shouldn't have been hanging out"
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"watching karate movies with you!"
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"Kung fu movies!"
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"You know what I should have been doing?"
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"I should have been out at bars finding my soul mate,"
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"finding my wife, making babies."
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"Your made-up wife who doesn't exist?"
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"You watch it!"
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"If I'd wanted to hit you, I would have hit you. Don't do it! No, no."
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"You just made an enemy with the wrong guy, Dwight."
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"Wait. Timeout, timeout, timeout!"
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"Time-in. No!"
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"Give me that. That's my spool!"
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"What's the least we can do to make this okay?"
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"I mean, I guess we could give them some of our new commissions."
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"That is a dangerous precedent."
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"Pam texted back saying we could give them all iPods."
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"If they don't have an iPod by now, they really don't want one."
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"And I gotta say,"
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"if giving a small percentage of our commissions"
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"is gonna smooth all this over, I'm for it."
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"Okay, fine, cash it is."
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""People love shells from faraway beaches.""
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"Okay, Dwight. All right, Dwight."
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"Here we go! Here we go! Oh, God!"
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"(BOTH PANTING)"
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"(EXHALES)"
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"We're never gonna find those leads, are we?"
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"No."
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"Amazing, isn't it?"
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"No other animal on Earth could do this."
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"Maybe beavers. But not like this."
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"So, how about, guys, 1% commission a month instead of 2%?"
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"What do you think... No."
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"No, we agreed 2% for the quarter. Yes."
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"Okay. Hey, everybody."
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"Nice spread. We get it."
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"They aren't sales people."
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"And to King Angela."
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"Because today we are all kings and queens."
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"What the hell do you think you're doing?"
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"I am giving them the leads, Phyllis."
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"So I'm gonna go ahead and save you some time,"
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"and tell you that no one's gonna go along with this."
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"But you knew that, right?"
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"All right. So, why don't you just give me my share of the leads,"
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"and I'll start making some calls?"
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"Okay."
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"Hey, all right. All right."
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"(GROANS)"
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"These aren't leads. What are they?"
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"(CLICKS TONGUE) Oh, right. Those are clues,"
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"and within each clue is a lesson."
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"You learn a lesson, and then you find a lead."
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"The leads are scattered all over the industrial park."
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"I'm trying to make your kids respect you,"
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"because a father needs to respect his boss,"
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"and kids don't respect the father who doesn't respect the boss."
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"Do you understand that line of logic?"
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"I don't even think you understand it."
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"I do understand it."
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"This one's a map."
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"Or is it?"
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"How the tables have turned! I see you got my email."
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"I'll give you the leads. But you know what?"
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"It's gonna cost you some clerical work."
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"And when you're done, you can watch me shred them."
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