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Clips from The Office (2005) - The Delivery (Part 2) (S06E06)

"T-shirt, jeans."
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"Where'd you take that? In my condo complex."
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"Sure. That they should do one."
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"Captain Jack Sparrow, Jim."
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"Screw you, Halpert."
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"At the Yankees game."
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"M. Night Schulman?"
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"(EXCLAIMS) Pet day. If you don't have a pet please don't feel like..."
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"When are we getting to sales topics?"
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"Yeah. What about those leads? Did you hear anything from corporate?"
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"But is there anything relevant to the sales staff here?"
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"PHYLLIS: I agree."
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"Over the last few weeks, things have been changing here."
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"All right, Dwight out!"
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"Oh, you say Jesus is King of Kings?"
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"Wow, wowie, wowie."
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"Teddy, nice. Let me just... Let me write that down real quick."
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"Mmm-hmm. Sales."
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"There's other pencils in this office."
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"The sales department smashed my sandwich."
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"Yes. All of them."
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"You gotta do something about them."
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"You need to get back on top."
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"That's what she said. That's what she said."
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"Then I guess I should give them out. Hold on."
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"You know what I'm thinking?"
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"Not even Sabre owns this place. It's a rental."
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"I think I am not going to give these to you."
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"Then we are just rewarding their bad behavior."
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"They act like I have no power."
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"But you do. You are in charge..."
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"Thank you... Of supporting the sales staff."
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"What? What are you..."
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"Are you... Lower."
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"Lower."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"Scavenger hunt? Here. I can solve it. Give it."
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"The prankster is getting pranked."
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"(DOOR OPENS)"
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"Michael, you were supposed to tell me when the leads came in."
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"Kevin."
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"Really? I'm going to enjoy this."
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"No, dear God, no."
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"MEREDITH: It's coming off either way."
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"Hey, hey!"
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"Okay, no. You encouraged it. You were complicit. Complicit."
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"weren't acting like such a bunch of stuck-up losers,"
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"The lvan Schotsky. If I had assistant managed him..."
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"Yeah. Okay?"
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"that I wasted being your friend!"
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"Nice babies you're making with the floozies at the bars!"
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"That's my wife you're talking about, man!"
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"Don't... Don't even think about that."
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"Stop it!"
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"I'll text Pam. She's really good at this stuff."
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"Yeah. I'll text Erin. She's really good at this stuff, too."
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"All right. Then we're back to cash."
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"Erin just texted me back."
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"(SIGHING)"
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"Oh."
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"(GROANS IN DISGUST)"
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"(EXHALES)"
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"Are you gonna give me the leads or not?"
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"Fill them out. All of them."
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"You eat like royalty. No, no."
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"Yes, we do. Eclairs."
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"Why would somebody throw that out?"
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"She loves purple. Does it stink?"
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"Oh, my God. I couldn't envy you more."
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"How about this one?"
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"I can imagine some yokel sitting behind his desk saying,"
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"Yeah. I basically wish you were dead."
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"(WHISPERS) I hid the leads."
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"Where?"
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"Yeah, damn right you're not, 'cause it's for me and Michael only!"
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"I have warm blood."
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"Hey, Jim. Jim! Come here."
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"Do you know who that is?"
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"Look at him. Look at him."
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"Is it you? (LAUGHS) I am flattered."
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"That's Johnny Depp."
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"Oh, my God, that's right! I read in People magazine"
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"that he was looking for a two-bedroom condo in Scranton."
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"I'm flipping out, man."
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"Well, you remember my idea for the fourth Pirates movie."
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"Hey, Jim, Jim, where do I find the Black Pearl?"
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"Who's that? Captain Jack Sparrow."
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"John Dillinger."
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"Cap'n Crunch."
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"Okay. Okay."
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"You know, it's not easy getting excited about stuff."
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"Remember how you felt when you thought you'd seen Roger Clemens?"
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"Yeah. Well, it wasn't him."
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"I had a little better reason to believe that..."
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"You're right. You're right."
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"Well, you're not right, because Johnny Depp..."
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"I know. I know! ...in your condo complex?"
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"It also explains why the name on his mailbox was M. Schulman."
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"First up,"
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"the Lost and Found has gone missing."
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"It itself is lost,"
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"so please try not to lose anything until we find it."
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"Ah, yes, the leads."
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"The leads that Sabre has spent $50,000"
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"to get from a market research company are not here yet."
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"PHYLLIS: Man. MICHAEL: But will be..."
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"DWIGHT: Damn it! No, no, no. No. Meeting's not over."
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"No sales topic, per se."
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"Well, then no Andy Bernard, per se."
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"You couldn't handle my undivided attention."
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"Sabre says it is our duty to support the sales team,"
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"and the salesmen are letting it go to their heads."
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"I think it's kind of screwed up,"
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"was make friends first, make sales second,"
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"make love third, in no particular order."
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"(KNOCK ON DOOR) (CLEARS THROAT)"
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"Listen, Michael,"
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"about what happened earlier."
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