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Clips from Parks and Recreation - Woman of the Year (S02E02)

"Thank you."
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"I don't know what to say."
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"to Ron Swanson."
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"After that whole conversation... I'm being ridiculous."
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"You've done... Could someone please just take it?"
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"I still think awards are stupid."
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"You gave Tom all your money?"
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"I'm like Warren Buffay."
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"I kind of feel like it would have been"
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"Yeah, I know. But I feel like Tom really needed the money,"
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"and small sacrifice"
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"They cropped you out."
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"So, where are you gonna put it?"
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"One, two, three. Two, three."
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"What's up?"
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"Freddy! I'm back."
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"Tom Haverford, part-owner. Let me know if you need anything."
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"Keep this booth warm for me every night."
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"Yes, sir."
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"Donna?"
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"What are you doing here?"
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"I bought three shares. Thanks for the tip."
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"a field assigned to them for practice,"
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"I'm the girls' coach. She's the boys' coach."
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"And then I will make sure that the girls get"
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"Here we go."
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"Well, it's about time."
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"What do you mean by that?"
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"No worries. You know the Snakehole's my favorite Pawnee hot spot."
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"or The Clubmarine, sort of a submarine-themed club."
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"to become part-owners."
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"Yeah, it's a bummer."
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"Heard of it."
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"at least clean up your dishes."
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""That's not a working fireplace, Andy.""
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"Is Mouse Rat gonna break up?"
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"You can help me? Yeah, that'd be fun."
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"You wanted to see me?"
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"Yeah, but it also mentioned my camp project."
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"You don't even know the name."
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"I would've congratulated you."
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"Congratulations, Ron. What's that?"
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"He's the guy that's gonna help you out."
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"IOW."
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"Jay-Z. Rihanna. Audrina Patridge."
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"Mark, I'm talking to you! Donna, I'm talking to you!"
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"I have the Dorothy Every Time Smurf Girl Trophy"
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"for excellence in female stuff."
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"I'm just saying that awards are political, and everybody has an agenda."
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"I could definitely picture myself doing something over there."
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"It's still on."
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"And I live nearby. So, we could, like, carpool to work or something."
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"I don't want the damn thing."
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"and talk about how stupid awards are."
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"as far as my fists can extend!"
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"I'm out."
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"All I want in life is to own a nightclub on every continent,"
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"He is also the recipient of this year's"
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"Thank you. Thank you."
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"Leslie Knope. Come on up here, Leslie."
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"Really, but I don't want it. But you won it."
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"Okay, I'll take it. Who do I speak to about getting this changed?"
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"to see one of your best friends' dreams come true."
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"All right, partner."
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"That's all I have so far."
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"Hmm."
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"was a fun experiment, but it has to stop."
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"which is why I fully intend to decline this nonsense,"
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"Six G's."
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"Everything I do is the attitude of an award winner"
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"Not so fast. I like to know who I'm in business with."
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"Well, we're not Mouse Rat anymore. We changed it to Tackleshaft."
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"Because I love it!"
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"which is why I can't pass up this opportunity to tease her about it."
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"Athena. Camp Athena."
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"What?"
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"I didn't wait at all! I'm a part-owner."
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"but some other one. Some other lesser award."
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"Ladies!"
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"but the boys' team does."
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"eating dolphins and hanging out with lady singers."
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"I'm pretty flexible on that."
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"However, she cares way too much about crap like this,"
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""We could do the usual boring stuff like eat some chicken salad"
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"Yeah, all right. But Dorothy Everton Smythe was a trailblazing feminist."
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"What do you say, sexy?"
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"Yeah, the media has all but written us off as a niche interest group."
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"Honestly, I'm just very honored to work for someone"
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"Maybe. I like The Snakehole."
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"Maybe."
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"We were here first."
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"Awards are stupid,"
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"Hey, Freddy. Good news! Your liquor license renewal got got, yo."
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"Thank you. Thank you so much."
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"I was gonna suggest maybe you just go and talk to him."
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"Big T! What it do, nephew?"
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"Awesome. I have 4,000 bucks. All I need you to do is kick in six G's."
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"Look, if you're not gonna pay rent,"
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"Come on! No. We're finally starting to get serious results."
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"Hi. Leslie said I should come over here."
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"I don't think so, man."
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"We made a very conscious decision this year to choose a man."
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"He's the Director of the Pawnee Parks and Recreation Department."
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"- Get off the stage! - Yeah!"
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