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Clips from Parks and Recreation - Woman of the Year (S02E02)

"Apparently, the girls' team does not have"
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"No. Not on my watch."
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"Oh. Okay. Sorry."
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"That's sexist."
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"a place to practice by the end of the week."
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"I was talking to you. You're a girl, right?"
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"Yeah."
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"Yeah. She."
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"Oh, my God. It's an envelope from the IOW Awards Office!"
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"I am Pawnee's Woman of the Year!"
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"The IOW is the Indiana Organization of Women."
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"I have been a dues-paying member since I was nine."
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"And every year, they choose one woman"
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"to win the Dorothy Everton Smythe Female Empowerment Award."
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"But it's my destiny. And my dream."
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"It says Ronald Swanson."
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"What? No, no. No, it doesn't."
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"What's going on?"
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"Bully for me!"
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"and recommend it go to Leslie because she works really hard, and I don't."
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"Well, we can't stand around all day congratulating me"
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"I got you temporary approval from the liquor board"
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"I want to open up my own club one day."
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"Tom, we are looking for a few top-quality guys like yourself"
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"I think you'd make a great asset."
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"I agree. That's why I got into public service. To help me."
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"All right. $10,000 a share. I need the money by Friday."
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"I will see you Friday with $10,000."
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"One, he's not a woman."
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"That's my project. I started that. It was my brainchild."
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"I deserve that award. That award is mine. Not his. It's mine."
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""Write an e-mail to Barack Obama."
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"Ann."
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"Hit me with it, daddy."
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"of the hottest nightclub in Pawnee."
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"I can kick in five G's. That should be enough, right?"
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"No, it's not enough. I just said I need six G's."
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"'cause I'm gonna be a billionaire in Costa Rica by then,"
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"What's going on? The guitarist from my band"
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""Dude, seriously, I love you"
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"I should just get my own place."
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"Nothing."
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"I think the Pawnee Chapter of the IOW has made a little mistake."
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"I was as surprised as you were."
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"Yes. Camp Xena."
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"Look, Leslie, your job,"
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"because I'm getting an award. Right?"
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"Not this one, obviously, this one belongs to me,"
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"This VIP card gives you exclusive access"
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"Where? Multipurpose Room F. When? 3:00 p.m."
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"I'm doing my official portrait"
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"No, this portrait is not official in any way. I'm paying for it myself."
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"Did you need me?"
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"Work that often goes unrewarded."
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"I need your opinion."
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"Which of these objects most represents women for this portrait?"
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"A pot?"
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"Take care of that, did you?"
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"Nope. Passed the buck to Donna."
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"That's not really the attitude I'd expect from an award winner."
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"So, what kind of place are you looking for?"
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"I can afford, like, 300 bucks a month."
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"I've always wanted a doorman named Ernie. That'd be awesome. Or Kipp."
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"Ah!"
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"That close! It was almost perfect."
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"Let's go look at them! Now?"
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"Let's roll. Okay."
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"I have two questions for you."
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"One, are you ready for the investment opportunity of a lifetime?"
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"Are these real people?"
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"in Pawnee's hottest club. But they can't."
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"thousand, thousand, thousand dollars, dollars, dollars!"
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"Jerry! I'm talking to you! Mark! I'm talking to you!"
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"certifying that I am the kind of person"
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"What do you have, Ron?"
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""I, Ron Swanson, recognize that"
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""Leslie Knope should have received the IOW Award"
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""for all the hard work she has done,"
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""However, in my opinion,"
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"She was the first woman in Pawnee to wear pants on a Sunday."
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"but this one means a lot."
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"Can you hear that?"
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"I feel really good about this."
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"The scream just got louder."
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"I don't know. Make me an offer."
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"if I spend any more than 25 bucks, I gotta ask my wife."
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"Okay."
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""I don't know, Ann."
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""with some crackers, or watch the pay-per-view,"
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"Forget about that, Mark. Are you in or out?"
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"It's just not really my thing."
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"Donna?"
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"Just to be clear, you wouldn't be an owner, per se."
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"You, me and my boy, Jean-Ralphio,"
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"would each own part of a share."
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"Hello."
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"Camp Athena was her idea. She did all the work. You made a mistake."
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"But if you give a women's award"
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"to a mustachioed, masculine man,"
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"Now do you see how silly these things are?"
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"Unbelievable."
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"Obviously, I'm just gonna decline it."
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"And how they are superficial and meaningless."
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"I want you to rip awards a new a-hole!"
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"Step one, we buy into this club."
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"Just bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce"
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"Now, all the ladies say it Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce"
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"Mr. Swanson. Hi, welcome to the IOW Awards,"
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"Yay!"
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"Okay. Great."
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"No, I'm sorry. This area is for award winners only."
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"Get over yourself, Elise."
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"I don't know, Andy. What's it all about? What's the secret?"
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"Seriously? That's all you needed?"
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"I'm a singerlsongwriter."
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"The two lines I've put into every song I've ever sang,"
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"Are you sure about this?"
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"Every award, from the smallest trophy to the Nobel Prize,"
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"So, I would like to present this year's Dottie English Whatever Award"
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"as insightful and kind as my boss."
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