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Clips from Parks and Recreation - Woman of the Year (S02E02)

"So, I would like to present this year's Dorothy Everton Smythe Award"
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"I don't want it. Just take the damn thing."
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"You deserve it."
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"No, no. Really. No, Ron, you deserve it."
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"And you should win it. You should take it."
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"But they'd be less stupid if they went to the right people."
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"Yeah, well, I'm investing."
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"good for you to have your own place."
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"Figures."
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"I have an idea."
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"Hey, guys. How long did you wait in line?"
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"I'm gonna live in this booth."
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"Are you kidding? "I was here first"? Get lost!"
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"But we're scheduled for this time on this field."
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"Okay, this is no way for adults to act in front of children."
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"You're not only coaches, you're also role models."
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"I would hardly call what he does coaching."
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"Wow. Excellent role modeling."
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"Every child has the right to play,"
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"no matter how boring the sport."
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"Okay. Could you just share the field with the girls today, please?"
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"No, it's not. Yeah. It kind of is."
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"Okay, why don't the boys take the field today."
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"And that, little lady, is a Leslie Knope promise!"
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"I'm a boy."
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"Good. Yeah. 'Cause I wasn't talking to you."
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"Mail's here."
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"Hey. Now what?"
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"Jerry! You got soup all over our mail! You jerk."
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"Nobody freak out!"
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"Do you know what this means?"
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"Winning is every girl's dream."
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"Can you read it, please? Where are my ladies at?"
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""The IOW is proud to announce this year's Dorothy Everton Smythe"
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""Female Empowerment Award Winner, Ronald Swanson.""
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"Ha-ha. Okay, pretty funny."
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"I... That... No. That... What?"
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"They only honor women."
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"And Ron's the opposite of a woman."
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"You're Pawnee's Woman of the Year, it looks like."
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"No, no, no."
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"They've obviously made some sort of mistake."
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"Congratulations, Ron. Yeah, congratulations."
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"Congrats. That's awesome."
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"It's very exciting."
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"on receiving an award from some lousy women's organization."
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"Back to work, everyone."
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"pending full-board authorization and council review."
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"Got got."
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"Maybe call it something like Club-a-Dub-Dub"
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"- Or Tom's Bistro. - The word "bistro" is classy as."
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"A guy like you, with your political connections,"
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"$10,000. That's chump change."
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"I just don't get why the IOW would give that award to Ron."
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"And two, they mentioned the Camp Athena project in that letter."
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"Why would Ron start a camp for troubled girls?"
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"He wouldn't? Exactly."
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"You know what you should do?"
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"I know, I already started a list."
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""Lock myself in my office and scream until I lose my voice.""
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"You're only gonna get more resentful if you don't."
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"Hey, Ann. How..."
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"I have so much I need to tell you right now."
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"Hey, Ann. Leslie would like to talk to you for a moment."
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"Is that all right? Good."
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"Jean-Ralphio."
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"Jean-Ralphio, I have a hot investment opportunity"
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"that you are gonna wanna jump all over."
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"The Snakehole Lounge..."
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"Is looking for investors."
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"No way. Yesterday, if you would have asked me,"
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"I would've said no, but thank God,"
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"my grandfather just died, so I am"
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"a- flush with cash!"
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"And then you and I are part-owners"
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"Also, sorry about your grandpa."
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"No worries. He was a dick. Here's the thing."
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"What about your trust fund?"
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"My parents had it amended."
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"I don't get anything until I'm 50, which is a waste,"
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"It's not a huge deal. Just sit tight. I'll take care of it."
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"You wanna come home with me?"
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"Don't you work at Lady Foot Locker?"
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"Is that all?"
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"No. Also, The Bag of Smells"
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"Andy, dude, I love you, but shape up or move out."
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"is driving me crazy. He's such a control freak."
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""Stop writing phone messages on the wall, Andy.""
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""but stop digging that weird hole in the backyard.""
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"Oh."
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"You should. I'll help you."
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"April, you're like an angel with no wings."
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"So, like, a person?"
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"Hey. What's in the envelope?"
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"Really? You're saying a women's organization made a mistake?"
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"But the fact is, they only give that award to women."
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"Hmm. Well, it definitely said Ron Swanson in the letter."
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"I almost got it. I was pretty close."
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"No."
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"which you're great at, is making me look good."
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"Which you've clearly done well"
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"Yeah. Be proud of yourself."
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"You deserve an award."
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"And if the shoe were on the other foot and you won the award,"
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"You heard me."
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"You promised the girls a field by the end of this week."
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"Well, it's a man's world, Winston. Get used to it."
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"I'm a man."
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"You know who you should talk to? Ron Swanson."
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"He's an award-winning public servant."
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"Go on in there."
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"Excuse me? Ron, someone's coming in."
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"If you don't get credit for your work, why bother doing it?"
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"But I'm going to make a point!"
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"to the investment opportunity of a lifetime."
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"Dress code? Black tie optional. Just like life."
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"Hey, you wanted to see me?"
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"Yes, yes. Just hang on one second."
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"for the IUD Awards Dinner Program."
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"Because some of us actually do work around here."
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