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Clips from King of the Hill - The Father, the Son and J.C. (S06E06)

"Sears already sold me the world's best hammer..."
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"so someone's lying."
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"[Cash register beeping]"
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"That's a great idea, Bobby."
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"the same thing we give the paperboy, who did nothing."
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"It's Jesus peace, not hippie peace."
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"[Beeping]"
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"The assistant lackey's on the move."
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"Never been promoted."
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"and Buck will promote me when I'm good and ready."
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"Tell you what, sir. Why don't you let me drive you around?"
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"Now I remember where I was going last night."
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"Thanks again for the tree, Mr. Strickland."
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"[Laughing]"
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"You know, the paychecks."
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"Gotta build some house for Jimmy Carter."
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"You get to build a Habitat for Humanity house..."
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"for driving drunk?"
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"I tell you what, Old Top."
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"And, long story short, Mr. Strickland tells me I can build the house."
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"He did not!"
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"He did, Bill. Why would I make it up?"
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"-You want to help me or not? -Yeah, man."
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"-There will be no booby traps, Dale. -What?"
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"No booby traps."
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"Well, Dad, you know how much I love to yell, ""Ready, aim, timber""..."
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"Bobby, I have turned your terrible idea into a brilliant one."
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"would be a healthy relationship with his father..."
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"Didi gets her bath gel like always, and I'm done."
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"Because I already know his answer."
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"No, followed by an insult."
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"Did you see that coming?"
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"Only Charity I care about dances in a G-string."
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"Well, it's just, you know, you spent my birthday with her."
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"But.... Okay."
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"Okay, I'll go. You win."
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"If I wanted to see a big baby cry..."
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"which gives us four days to finish this house."
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"Oh, Cotton, I am so glad you're here."
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"""Where's Cotton? Where's Cotton? Where's...."""
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"Figured if it was good enough to kill 50 men..."
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"it's good enough to slice some dry wall."
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"Well, gosh, Dad."
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"So, this is gonna be Arlen Pines."
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"Oh, that's Alla and Niefko Lubecki."
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"You're building this house for them. I know they'd love to meet you."
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"And don't worry, sir. You'll be back behind the wheel..."
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"All right, listen, people. I got a announcement to make."
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"Hank Hill has been my assistant manager for 20 years."
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"but I only needed one Hank."
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"Merry Christmas, Hank."
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"I'm promoting you to manager."
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"Manager?"
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"Mr. Strickland, l...."
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"Why did Dad have to act like a woman in front of Grandpa?"
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"Your father is going out of his way to ruin his Christmas present..."
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"Not happy."
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"[All laughing]"
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"Cement is permanent."
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"Is not okay, Niefko."
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"Here, kids walk to school. Is good school."
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"I think so, too, Niefko."
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"Hello?"
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"Good day."
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"Oh, Hank."
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"We'll just have Christmas dinner with the Niefkos over at their new house."
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"Yep. It'll be a great new tradition."
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"-Dad? -Looking for this?"
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"Well, you told me you left GH sleeping in a bag of hammers."
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"[Sniffing]"
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"Well, that is a beautiful story, Colonel, but not as beautiful as this house."
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"It's okay."
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"I hope Buck doesn't mind."
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"Buck?"
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"I don't see no chair rail. You know what that means."
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"Give that miserable old man the gift of love for Christmas."
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"This hanging lamp don't look like it can hold a man's weight."
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"[Glass shattering]"
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"-Dad, l-- -You can do it, Hank."
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"[Gasping]"
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"You hate me, do you?"
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"Well, Merry Christmas and stay out."
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"[Glass shattering]"
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"Hank, you don't really hate your father."
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"-Chinese people don't have Christmas. -What's wrong, little boy?"
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"Land sakes! A family fighting at Christmas?"
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"That's not right. Why don't I try talking to them?"
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"but you couldn't even talk your way out of working on Christmas Eve."
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"We'll take my car."
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"Wow! You must be some carpenter."
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"I think we might be able to get Dad his present after all..."
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"Oh, my God! Jimmy Carter."
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"You ran our country..."
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"America."
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"You may say you hate your daddy..."
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"Feels good every time I say it."
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"Look, the Secret Service didn't want me to come in here at all."
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"Everyone hated that baby."
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"If you come outside, I'll let you shoot at my bulletproof limo."
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"Not so fast, Chompers. We had a deal."
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"With my nail gun."
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"but it seems to me the important thing is--"
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"COTTON: Oops."
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"They told me it was bulletproof."
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"That nail gun's pretty accurate for...."
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"-180. -Sounds about right."
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"That was amazing."
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"Bobby, what are you talking about?"
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"his name was JC, rode in a limo...."
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"-Him? -You thought that was...."
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"Henpecked by the OPEC."
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"""Russian hand-cranked flashlight""?"
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"Dad! The world's best hammer!"
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"I say we just get him a gift certificate."
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"We will give your father, who worked so hard to conceive you..."
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"I'm lucky. Cotton is so easy to shop for."
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"or he hates it and he shoots it and he's happy."
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"and a chair if you want to sit."
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"Now, how about I buy you an ornament?"
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"A ""Peace""? You would like that, you draft dodger!"
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