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Clips from 30 Rock - Aunt Phatso vs. Jack Donaghy (S07E07)

"That's it!"
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"From now on, my relationship with all of you is strictly professional."
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"We are no longer friends."
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"I am just a co-worker who will do anything for any of you at any time!"
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"Nothing more!"
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"And we're live in three, two --!"
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"Oh, yeah, they didn't write anything."
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"Tracy. This is a surprise."
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"'Tracy Jordan's Aunt Phatso's Jack Donaghy's We At It Again'."
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"A percentage of the film's profits"
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"will go to support the Knuckle Beach Orphanage."
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"Without that money, the orphanage is gonna have to close."
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"So if I shut down the movie,"
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"I actually will close down an orphanage,"
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"which means the movie isn't libellous,"
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"That's... genius."
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"Now you finally respect me, and that's all I ever wanted."
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"as the villain in your films."
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"Well, it's 47 minutes long."
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"In the end, Jack Donaghy is not the villain."
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"You win, Aunt Phatso. You bested Jack Donaghy."
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"Now you finally respect me, and that's all I ever wanted."
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"- Great Caesar's ghost! - Oh, baby!"
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"Hmm. Our thing sure is playing out just like the movie."
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"- Oh, look, it's Liz! - Good old Liz!"
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"But I learned something super fun."
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"I will never be able to have a family and work at TGS."
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"It's just not possible. So what do I do?"
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"Don't ask me. Tracy's the genius here."
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"Do I give up on my dream job,"
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"something I've worked my whole life to build?"
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"Or do I give up on my dream of having a family?"
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"Well, as a wise woman once told me,"
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"respect these boobies!"
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"Now say, Don't talk to me like that! Don't you know who I am?"
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"How could you think we're Grizz and Dotcom?"
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"you got to take your tires with you?"
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"What is this?"
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"After all I've done for you."
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"Think about that during your five-night appearance"
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"Okay, thanks."
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"Full of candy bars so cold they'll crack your jaw, you bitch!"
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"Just tell me what it is!"
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"Fine. I've technically cancelled an urban children's program."
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"Christmas!"
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"♪ Jenna is listening, listening like the sun in the sky ♪"
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"Hey, is that me?"
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"It's an old show!"
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"You people killed my foot babies!"
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"No, she's not. Ms. Maroney knows the real Hazel."
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"which means I can't shut down the movie."
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"Well, my feet are ruined. The show was an embarrassment."
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"Except maybe that hot little body of yours."
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"I was at a Knicks game! They needed to stop the clock!"
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"Liz needs help."
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"That's hilarious!"
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"♪ I'll be up here ♪"
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"You can't fire me. You don't even know my real name."
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"Oh, no, that can't be --"
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"- I'll give you something... - I'll give you something..."
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"Okay, you can go in."
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