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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Kimmy Drives a Car! (S02E02)

"You're up early."
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"It's the president."
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"And he needs me to turn on Ms. White's coffeemaker."
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"Done."
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"Power on."
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"They'll know."
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"What? But that's way better."
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"Turtle Island! Turtle Island!"
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"this town has ever seen."
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"Mimi is taking care of the invitations."
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"What else? What else?"
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"Dang it!"
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"I'm sorry, Terry."
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"I was helping a friend with her coffeemaker."
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"The same friend needed me to paint her stolen police car"
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"Now clean that up."
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"I'm cooking."
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"I need to find a bill with my name on it"
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"so I can get an ID."
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"Then I need to get back to the Christmas store"
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"Or would you like to send this month's tape back to Columbia House?"
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"This won't affect the tapes."
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"See, it's not a big truck."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Do I!"
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"Stupid autocorrect!"
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"Why are we lisping?"
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"I shattered a tooth."
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"One moment."
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"I can't host a gala like this."
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"The Freshmaker."
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"Power off."
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"which is awful."
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"at a medical supply store."
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"their genitalia stuffed in their mouths."
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"Well, it doesn't matter."
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"Now imagine that exit with a cape."
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"Ms. White, you don't have an appointment today."
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"I saw his daughter do ballet,"
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"I left my purse inside."
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"Shh! Christmas mat, no!"
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"This is not the kind of business for people who have friends."
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"I love working here."
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"You can't fire me on Christmas."
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"By the way, we're sleeping at the library."
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"I just got fired."
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"Sure, the Christmas store was cool,"
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"If I find a job in the classifieds,"
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"Hey. You got your tooth fixed."
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"I can't believe it's come to this, but I need to go to Doctor Dentista."
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"Coming in at number 12, a little of that SoCal sound."
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"♪ Some... ♪"
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"We're all going to die down here!"
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"I'm your landlordess, Lillian."
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"Um, yeah, so we actually, like, really have to get changed"
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"Ms. White, I know you don't feel well,"
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"you say, We're approaching a residential area."
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"Will you be quiet?"
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"I could really use a friend to..."
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"Looking for something?"
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"without her in that scary library."
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"They're hipsters."
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"And what is the only soul food restaurant left around here?"
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"I only eat there to get food poisoning before bathing suit season."
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"and who pees a little during long speeches."
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"This is worse than childbirth,"
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"and Buckley initially tried to Alien his way out of me."
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"Sí, the rent in this neighborhood is out of control."
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"It's over!"
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"Because I appreciate people."
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"Oh, so the best jerk brain."
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"They look like they're from a restaurant dumpster."
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"They fell off a telephone wire, and I ran to them fastest."
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"My gala is in two weeks."
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"I'm trying to change the world,"
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"Well, maybe I'll act like you"
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"Because you're my employee."
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"But you will be buying me a little hat."
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"What the hell is a vape?"
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"So she's my employee now."
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"This is way better."
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"that her mother wanted her to marry."
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"Like the dad from Mary Poppins before he got them kites, son!"
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"and I can't because of my weird-shaped head,"
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"I'm done with her."
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"What? No, I can't stay here."
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"Well, you should've thought of that before you chose"
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"No, don't! I'll be crushed!"
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"Are you my Uber?"
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"- It's so good. - It's everything."
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"People still get stabbed around here."
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"I know. I cannot believe we beat the gays to this neighborhood."
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"Obviously."
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"Another sneakertorium?"
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"Oh, my God, desk lady?"
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"Of course."
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"I'm sorry. That came out wrong."
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"I'm sorry about the way I spoke to you yesterday."
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"No, Ms. White, I can't take your shoes."
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"Please, just make sure all of Dr. Weitz's patients"
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"No, these are a part of a sexy Joe Biden Halloween costume."
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"So what made you come to your senses?"
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"Wait, no."
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"You don't need to know."
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"Gone, gone, gone."
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"and destroy our memories without a fight..."
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"My new friend Linda fit me into Dr. Weitz's schedule."
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"She even coded it to Julian's insurance."
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"I'm gonna throw it against stuff till it loses its stick"
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"'cause of hair."
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"Kimmy, I will try to appreciate you more."
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"Kimmy, Ms. Jacqueline."
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"♪ Fresh goes better ♪"
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"♪ When you're full of li... ♪"
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"Off to work!"
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"They started doing breakfast at the restaurant..."
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"Bagels with scream cheese, French ghost, et cetera."
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"Morning, Lillian."
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"Hi, hi."
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"Just need to use the facilities."
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