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Clips from Community (2009) - Modern Warfare (S01E01)

"I thought you were dead, man!"
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"I was just taking a nap. Has everyone lost their mind?"
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"It's just a game of paintball."
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"The prize."
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"The prize."
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"What is this prize?"
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"You don't know."
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"Priority registration."
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"Priority registration."
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"That's why everyone's running around like a bunch--"
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"Does that mean what I think it means?"
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"Easy, sugar bear."
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"Yeah, but you could schedule"
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"Talk him through the hunger, Abed."
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"Every student wants that prize, Jeff."
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"And there's no way to share it,"
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"So we'll eventually all turn on each other."
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"But the longer we wait to do that--Jeff!"
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"The longer we work together, the longer we last."
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"Is everyone running in packs?"
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"The debate team was the first to do it,"
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"But they fell to infighting."
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"They say the glee club is luring stragglers"
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"Into sniper traps with cheery renditions of hit songs."
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"Really? And people fall for that?"
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"- Yeah. - I mean, I'm all for winning,"
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"But let's not resort to cheap ploys."
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"Are the girls in the game?"
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"- You mean Britta? - No, I don't mean Britta."
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"Did I say Britta? Twice now."
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"Chess club!"
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"He's a pawn."
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"And tell the drama club"
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"Their tears will be real today."
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"No, that's all sugar, man! Get some protein."
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"- Right here. Peanuts. - Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"Peanuts, peanuts."
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"No, take the stuff out closer to you!"
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"No, no. The ones in the back are the freshest."
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"That'll keep us going. Yeah."
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"- Hey! What the hell? - I got you covered, bro."
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"You guys formed an alliance without me?"
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"- Yeah. You with star-burns?"
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"Not if I can be with you."
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"Ow!"
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"- Ha. It's just star-burns."
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"Anyone else need a pee break?"
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"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"I'll stand guard. I don't need to pee."
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"I'm wearing a diaper for the game."
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"Oh, yeah. "for the game.""
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"Hey, guys, make this quick"
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"Before Pierce's chewing attracts enemies."
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"Drop it!"
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"Freeze, mamma jamma!"
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"All right, everybody be cool."
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"We can beat the others if we merge alliances."
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"We're doing fine on our own."
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"Yeah? You gonna win the whole game camped on a crapper?"
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"- Worked on you. - Did it?"
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"Or do you have a gun in your face?"
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"- Yeah, kinda matches yours. - Nice comeback."
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"Shut up!"
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"- Jeez! - Jeez!"
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"Okay. So the agreement is we're allies"
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"Until we're sure we're the last seven standing."
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"You thinking what I'm thinking?"
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"- Mm-hmm. Our team's walking with God."
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"I'm thinking we might already be the only seven left,"
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"In which case, this is a window for the two of us"
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"To take out the others."
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"Real nice, Troy."
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"That'd be great p.R. For the black students."
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"I am not an ambassador."
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"I am gladiator."
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"Now, you want to win or not?"
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"Oh...Oh!"
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"Troy made God mad!"
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"Run, Pierce!"
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"* la la la *"
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"* la la la la la la la la la *"
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"Glee club."
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"How do you know it's the glee club?"
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"Listen."
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"- * la * - * La *"
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"* hit me with your best shot *"
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"Oh, brother!"
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"* why don't you hit me with your best shot *"
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"That is so uninspired!"
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"I got a plan. Get ready."
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"Hey, Pierce."
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"Don't come over here, okay?"
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"Screw you! I'm coming over there."
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"Medic!"
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"In the trees! There!"
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"Write some original songs!"
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"What are you guys gonna do"
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"If you win priority registration?"
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"Maybe get out of here in three years instead of four."
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"I'd take any class with no tests and no papers."
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"What would you do, Shirley?"
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"I'd choose all morning classes"
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"So I could get home early to spend some time with my boys."
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"You know what?"
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"I say if any of us win the prize,"
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"We give it to Shirley as a mother's day gift."
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"- Absolutely. - What?"
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"Abed, you don't have to do that."
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"I am so sick of you guilting people"
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"With your phony humanitarian schtick."
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"Phony? When I win, you can watch me do it."
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"Of course you'll do it,"
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"- If I never did anything for anybody ever?"
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"Yeah. Because when you help people,"
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"That always turns out great."
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"Shh!"
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"Study group!"
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"Come out and play!"
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"- Oh, look, it's post-ironic disco st..."
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