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Clips from Community (2009) - Modern Warfare (S01E01)

"He's the one trying to bring back disco."
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"I don't have to be old to know it's not gonna happen."
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"- Well, if you're gonna be the fun police--"
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"Mm. Still in the room."
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"Or last man in a wheelchair with no paint on him."
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"Ugh! What's the prize?"
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"- It was a blu-ray DVD player, but it was stolen."
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"If it's what I think,"
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"* I can't count the reasons I should stay *"
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"* one by one, they all just fade away *"
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"Leonard, I'm not playing!"
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"Of your classes next semester?"
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"All your classes on a Monday and then take a six-day weekend."
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"You could do a lot of things."
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"No, no, no!"
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"Um, guys?"
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"Take cover!"
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"But that won't make it less phony."
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"You know, you'd be a lot more likeable--"
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"- Wha-ha!"
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"- The lord is my Shepherd... - Ugh!"
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"The last guy almost got me."
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"My legs."
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"Oh. Yeah, sure."
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"'cause I'll take everyone out."
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"But it wouldn't be fair."
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"Means we're moments from doing it, right?"
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"You care about people."
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"You know, it would totally serve them right"
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"And now I'm gonna win at paintball."
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"- I asked you first. - Very mature."
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"Said the woman wearing the hello Kitty underwear."
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"Let me do this for you."
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"Oh, hi there, Jeffrey."
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"- Okay, now, it's not blu-ray,"
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"Jeffrey!"
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"Jeffrey!"
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"You get it all out of your system?"
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"- You don't even have to. - It didn't happen."
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"Exactly. Tension relieving."
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"I'm sporting a man-thong."
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"Ohh!"
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"Look, honey."
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"If you are satisfied"
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"With your message, press one."
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"Yo, I'll meet you at the flagpole in like..."
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"hey, Abed!"
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"In how many minutes are you gonna meet him?"
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"What it is, soul brother."
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"My boys are gonna make me breakfast in bed"
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"For mother's day."
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"Well, actually, I'm gonna make the breakfast and get in bed,"
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"But they're gonna bring it to me."
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"- Aw. - Oh, I know!"
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"And then they said the cutest thing last night."
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"They said, "mama," 'cause they call me mama--"
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"- Okay, well, if I'm the fun police,"
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"Then you're director of Funland security."
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"Ugh!"
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"- Oh, good, more of this. - More of what?"
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"What do you think? The constant bickering."
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"It was cute at first, but... Well, Abed explains it best."
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"To be blunt, Jeff and Britta is no Ross and Rachel."
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"Your sexual tension and lack of chemistry"
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"Are putting us all on edge, which is why, ironically--"
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"And hear this on every level--"
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"You're keeping us from being friends."
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"Jeff and I do not have sexual tension."
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"We just argue all the time."
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"Oh, just like Sam and Diane. I hated Sam and Diane."
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"Who are Sam and Diane?"
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"Okay, we get it. You're young! Sorry."
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"You see what you're doing to us?"
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"Want my advice?"
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"Pork her and move on."
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"We did it all the time in my day."
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"Yeah, well, you also put hydrogen in blimps,"
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"And that was bad."
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"Hey, everybody. Just a reminder."
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"Our spring fling is on the quad today."
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"Music, food, activities. What, what?"
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"Ha. He makes me uncomfortable."
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"There's also going to be a game of paintball assassin"
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"With a prize for last man standing."
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"- Or last woman. - Give it a rest, Britta."
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"So now it's tbd."
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"I want tbd. Is that new?"
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"I had it for about a month in the '70s."
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"Let's get back to Britta and Jeff."
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"There's no Britta and Jeff."
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"He said, fully erect."
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"Well, I'm gonna let you guys figure this out"
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"While I go take a nap in my car."
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"What are you waiting for?"
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"Unh!"
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"* give me some more time in a dream *"
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"* give me the hope to run out of steam *"
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"* somebody said it could be here *"
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"* tied up, dead in a year *"
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"What the hell?"
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"Hello?"
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"What is going on?"
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"- The paintball game was-- was starting,"
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"And the--and the dean..."
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"The dean announced"
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"Th-the prize."
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"The prize!"
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"We--we turned on each other like...Like animals!"
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"- What was the prize? - Was?"
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"This is not over!"
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"This is still happening... Right now!"
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"Aah!"
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"Leonard?"
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"Everyone's playing!"
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"Aw..."
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"You suck!"
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"Come with me if you don't want paint on your clothes."
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"Hey. Look what I found wandering the neutral zone."
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"Jeff winger."
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"You son of a bitch!"
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