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Clips from The League (2009) - The Draft (S01E01)

"My bush is getting a little thick. Wanna get baked?"
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"Dumbest thing I've ever heard."
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"Okay. Larry Johnson?"
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"Aaron Rodgers."
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"Yeah, what she said."
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"Look, good things happen when you do."
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"She's all over the place. It's awesome, trust me."
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"I mean me and Meegan are done. It's over."
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"Yeah, we fight all the time, that's the point."
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"Matthew. Hey."
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"Look, Antonio Gates or Jeremy Shockey?"
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"Know what, I'll hit you guys up on Facebook."
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"Cheers."
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"...that I think we can all agree is a truly amazing thing."
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"And that is me."
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"As your current champion and three-time winner..."
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"I love playing with you guys."
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"It's not just that you lose. It's that you try so hard, and you still lose."
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"Daddy's friends think they're gonna go balls-deep in him..."
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"Yes, he is."
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"And then you make these terrible bets..."
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"...that end up biting you in the ass when you do lose, Kevin."
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"- Oh, dear God. - It's humiliating."
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"I know. We gotta win this year."
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"- Yeah, you have to listen to me. - I will. I promise, okay?"
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"Oh, you found it. Awesome."
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"Come to Papa."
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"I have a mental erection."
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"Oh, and lest I forget, the draft..."
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"...which is gonna be at Andre's swanky new downtown loft."
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"You're still the same sweet, gullible little suck-tard..."
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"...that we tricked into this."
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"So happy you guys are here."
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"- You guys are getting one too, right? - Yeah, I'm up next."
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"God bless Fantasy Football. There are many things a man can do with his time."
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"- Are you sick? - Hey, how's it going?"
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"I had, like, a half day, and I was just getting some stuff done here."
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"What's that? What's that?"
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"That is just a little quick video chat I was having."
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"Fantasy Football."
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"Shit."
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"- Kevin. - Ready for this thing?"
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"I'm impressed with you this season."
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"You made it seven... Eight minutes, actually, before you threw in the towel."
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"- I'm doing the work this year, okay? - Heh, heh, heh."
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"Yeah, I may even fly out to some, you know, mini-camps. How about that?"
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"Ever think about that? I'm ready to go. You ready?"
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"What was that? What was that noise?"
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"- What? - The sound of swirling water."
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"- A flush. - Are you in the bathroom?"
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"Yeah, I'm in the bathroom."
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"What's the big deal?"
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"- Is this a common occurrence? - Yeah."
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"That conversation we had about whether Meegan and I were gonna get married?"
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"- Toilet. - What about..."
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"- Porta Potty. - Porta Potty?"
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"That day was weird."
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"We were doing construction on the house."
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"The reason I'm calling is because I gotta let you know that..."
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"No. No."
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"Dude, you do not understand, okay?"
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"Sucks to be you, champion. Gotta go."
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"You suck. See you Sunday."
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"Hey, Meegan? Have you seen my lucky draft shirt?"
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"Mm-mm."
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"I haven't seen it."
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"- You sure? - What?"
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"What are you saying? Do you think I threw it away?"
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"No, just asking. Sorry."
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"You were on phone with Kevin for a long time."
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"- She's good. - Hm."
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"Anything new?"
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"- Really? - Whoa."
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"Hi. Give it, give it up."
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"- Give me... - What?"
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"Give me a shot at this. Give me a shot at this."
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"- Okay. - Oh, I don't mind it rough."
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"This is..."
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"- Nice and really slow. - I like that."
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"Mm-hm."
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"- You're massaging the back. - Yeah. You like that?"
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"- Unh. - Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"- Just the tip. - No, I don't like the tip."
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"- I'm the boss. I'm the boss. - Not okay. Whoa."
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"- Oh, no, no, no. - No, don't move, don't move!"
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"- Oh, fingers. Not okay, not okay. - Don't move! Don't move!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Holy."
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"- That was amazing. - Okay."
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"Yeah."
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"Good show, old boy."
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"I think Ellie's got the same bow on today."
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"Oh, well, they match."
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"- She's growing up. - She is."
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"- Nope. She's 5, Taco. - Oh."
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"She's so advanced right now, though. She is counting."
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"She's spelling, words."
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"It's incredible."
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"- I can see that. - Yeah."
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"You got stoned and watched a movie."
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"- Yeah, Total Recall. Twice. - How'd I know?"
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"But on top of that, I wrote Ellie a birthday song."
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"- No, no. - You did?"
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"- You didn't have to do it again. - It's awesome."
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"Pete's here. Hold it."
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"- Oh, my God. - Whoa."
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"- Make way, make way, make way. - Pete."
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"- You really stepped up. - Holy cow."
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"It's just a little something I picked up on the way."
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"It's nothing big at all."
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"Redux, by the way. With some new and improved elements."
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"I've had her so long, I should do something."
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"We've got the 2008 champion, Pete Eckhart."
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"It looks good. I think it should stay right there."
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"If we're gonna talk football, I should talk to Jenny because that's..."
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"- Talk to me? I'm an observer. - Exactly."
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"You keep insinuating that she runs my team."
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"Then you really need to sack up this year..."
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"...and do it for... If not for yourself, for your family."
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"You ever had sex with a trophy before?"
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