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Clips from The League (2009) - The Draft (S01E01)

"Gentlemen, let's just take a moment here to celebrate something..."
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"...I would like to welcome each and every one of you..."
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"...to this fifth season of The League."
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"Andre, we don't care how much money you make."
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"- Eagle looks cool, right? - Oh, it looks awesome."
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"I love you guys. You're the best."
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"And this is better than those things."
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"It's like faux football, by the way, "fake.""
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"- Kevin. - Ready for this thing?"
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"- I'm impressed. - Bullshit."
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"...Jenny and I are gonna try to have another kid."
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"Thank you so much for the warm tidings."
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"We had a massive blow-up over the kid situation."
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"This has far-reaching implications. I'm gonna get buried underneath this."
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"Love you."
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"Yeah. We were just catching up a little bit."
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"How's Jenny?"
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"Same old, same old, you know."
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"Not much really changes over there, so, yeah."
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"- I think something's changing. Hi. - Hi."
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"This is nice."
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"Nice and slow."
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"That's a finger."
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"- Just pull it out because I don't like... - Unh. No."
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"- Look at you. - Hi. Great party."
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"- Glad you made it. I know it's early. - Anytime, my brother."
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"- Thank you. - Hey, Tac."
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"- What's she, like 9 now? - Nope."
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"- She's quite the wordsmith. - She's great."
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"Hey, guess what I did yesterday."
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"- I did, I did. - I told you not to do that."
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"- Thank you so much, Taco. - That's really sweet, Taco."
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"Two thousand and seven champion Pete Eckhart."
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"I want it so bad. Look at it. It's so strong."
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"Bing Crosby, lose the hat. Freaking the kids out."
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"- You don't like the hat? - No, previous season's is gone."
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"The last thing he's gonna do is draft Tiki Barber..."
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"Taco, it's for the... It's for The League."
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"You won this. You had it for a year, in '06."
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"I don't know what my plans are, okay? I don't have a curfew."
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"I may get wasted, sleep at Taco's."
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"Sleep at my house. I got four extra bedrooms."
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"No, I don't want to."
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"Taco, we've been friends for 15 years."
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"No, I'm getting diapers. I got 20 minutes for some beer."
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"This is how we're gonna do it."
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"- So that will go over there. - This your...?"
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"- Number four. - Number six."
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"- Number one. - Number one."
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"See the kids over there?"
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"Go, come on. Go."
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"You flaxen-haired little maniac! Adrian Peterson, the first pick in the draft."
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"Hey, check out special-needs Harry Potter over there."
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"It's Matt Friedman, the Oracle."
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"Who's the Oracle?"
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"He's a Fantasy Football genius, okay?"
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"No Freaky Friedman. Come on, honey."
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"What's up, buddy?"
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"Your dad probably took Your mom out on a date"
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"Seriously?"
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"And his wee-wee was hard as a rock"
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"And your mom came at least three times"
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"- Do you want some cake? - No, do you need a drink?"
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"- What? - Yeah."
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"Wow, that's amazing. Two babies."
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"I feel like we're at the same spot."
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"I might have a beer."
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"- I'm like a detective. - Okay."
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"...if someone wasn't putting their finger in my ass while we're having sex."
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"What does not sound weird is the help I will receive from my friend the Oracle."
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"- Okay. - Okay."
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"Mr. Gomez, how are we?"
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"Mr. Gomez, I represent the state."
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"- Did you do it? - Of course not."
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"- Really? - Really."
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"Ernie, do you remember waving..."
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"Unless..."
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"He goes for five years. We swap first rounds."
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"Nobody knows. You keep it small."
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"No, Matthew's getting ready for bed."
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"I'm gonna be really busy, is what I'm saying."
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"Don't cave on this. It's important."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I'm really going."
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"...and Super Fan package. - Whoo."
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"Tiffany, drinks."
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"- There you go. - How you doing?"
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"This year I'd like to make a toast to you guys. To my friends."
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"- I'm making a toast. - Sorry."
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"- Guys, guys. - Just to good friends."
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"To my friends. To my dear friends."
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"That's it."
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"- I kept it. We got crazy. - Ruxin, you told me you told him."
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"My pubic hairs."
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"- How did you get high off of ball hair? - What are you, shitting me?"
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"You seriously got high?"
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"- It was his lower-shaft hair. - Yep, right by the root."
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"I could have gotten... No, no."
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"Down Dog. Is it a yoga benefit?"
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"The Double Ent-Andres pick Michael Turner. Running back."
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"Guys, I need checks on time this year."
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"I've heard enough, okay?"
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"- He's on his way? - Yeah."
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"If he doesn't show up in the next ten seconds..."
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"No, no, no, Ruxin."
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"- Gentlemen, your champion has arrived. - Bam."
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"Make a pick, or get a room and rub dongs."
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"Grabs you"
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"Running back. Calgary Stampeders. He's good."
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"- Is this a draft? Who are these people? - It's both."
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"Uh..."
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"- That's who I was gonna pick. - Who cares? He picked Sproles."
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"This is Dale Thompson. I am his Civics teacher."
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"Hey, Andre, you're up, man."
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"- Don't know how he hasn't. - Keyshawn, on the board."
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"- Ochocinco? - Ochocinco?"
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"Sorry about all the D-bags. I just..."
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"- Why is he wearing your jersey? - We worked out a deal."
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"Why are you going upstairs?"
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"He got high off your pubes?"
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