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Clips from The Goldbergs - Recipe for Death II: Kiss the Cook (S04E04)

"The '80s were the pinnacle"
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"of the badass, jacked-up action hero."
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"They tore up the movie screen"
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"and inspired every kid to let out their inner commando."
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"Dude! It's like looking into a mirror!"
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"I'll be back."
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"You're not going anywhere, mister."
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"You got schmutz all over your face."
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"Here, let Mama get it off."
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"No! I'm Commando."
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"Commando? No, no, no. Go put some undies on."
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"You're gonna chafe your little gumdrops."
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"Yep. Growing up, a new Arnold movie was an event."
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"Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?"
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"That's right, Matrix, you did!"
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"I lied."
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"Schwarzenegger really is the coolest man alive."
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"And his acting gets slightly better in every movie."
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"Hoo-hoo! Look at Commando go!"
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"He just punched that guy dead!"
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"Like most dads in the '80s,"
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"Murray Goldberg loved action movies as much as me."
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"No, Commando! Don't go in that shed!"
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"Adam, Commando won't listen!"
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"You know who is listening?"
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"The entire theater!"
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"But my dad just couldn't contain himself."
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"Incredible! That had everything you want in a movie!"
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"Explosions, revenge,"
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"a steam pipe being thrown through a guy."
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"All movies should be "Commando.""
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"Or "Rambo.""
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"Or any action movie with an "O" on the end, I'm in!"
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"For the first time,"
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"me and my dad had something in common."
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"Naturally, I'd use it for my gain."
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"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
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"Arnold said six lines in that movie"
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"and your dad talked over every one?"
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"No! This is my big ticket to get him"
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"to finally pony up some dough for a homemade action movie!"
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"- Dude, when are you gonna learn? - What?"
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"It's like every week you go to your dad"
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"and ask him to support one of your insanely geeky hobbies."
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"Name one."
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"Robots, swords, video games,"
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"Space Camp, D&D, Magic, Fraggles,"
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"a new computer so you could "Weird Science" up a hot girl."
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"I live a rich life, Dave Kim!"
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"But this time's gonna be different"
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"'cause for the first time, we love the same thing."
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"He can't say no!"
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"And yet, I think he'll find a way."
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"And so began the presentation of a lifetime."
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"Evening, dad. Full disclosure..."
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"I'm gonna do that thing where I present you"
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"with an awesome idea and ask you to fund it."
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"Kiddo, please don't put us all through this again."
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"It's hard to watch."
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"Not this time!"
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"I've decided to make my first action movie."
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"And I need you to help me realize my vision."
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"Behold!"
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"It's called "Recipe for Death.""
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"I'm in."
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"I play John Cook, the street-wise chef"
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"whose brother was kidnapped by the Mafia."
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"Now the only thing I serve"
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"- is vengeance. - I'm in."
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"Let me finish before you mock me."
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"My movie stars the world's biggest, baddest action hero."
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"He's not from Austria, like Arnold,"
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"or Belgium, like Van Damme,"
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"or wherever Steven Seagal is from."
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"Probably central Florida."
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"No! This superstar lives in our house!"
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"Me."
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"Stop talking! I'm in!"
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"We get it, you're out, just let the poor yutz finish."
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"What part of "I'm in" don't you get?"
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"The answer is yes."
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"Oh, sweet balls! I've never made it this far."
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"What do I ask for? I'm panicking."
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"He's having some sort of episode."
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"Get everything you can."
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"Just take my 80 bucks."
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"Dear Lord! This is a big-budget movie!"
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"I'm making a big-budget movie!"
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"Yoo-yah! Ya-ya-ya!"
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"I'm already regretting this."
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"Too late!"
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"It was November 9, 1980-something,"
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"and my sister was obsessed with the one thing"
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"every teen girl loved... fashion."
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"Seriously! That dress could literally not get any radder."
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"It's a sweater dress from Benetton."
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"They can take even the lamest and lumpiest of all clothes"
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"and make it sleek and sexy."
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"Well, Benetton is the Italian word for "style.""
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"I agree."
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"It's the perfect dress for our homecoming party."
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"Me and Barry are gonna look so classy."
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"God! I want a sweater dress so bad."
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"- I wish I could afford it. - Maybe you can get a job."
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"And maybe you can try and help me instead of talking nonsense."
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"Well, then just ask your mom to buy it for you."
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"No way! Shopping with her is a nightmare."
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"She always turns it into a daylong bonding marathon"
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"with brunch and mani-pedis and ice cream and long talks."
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"You mean like a loving mom who you can always count on?"
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"Ugh! I know, right?"
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"Well, the question you have to ask yourself"
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"is how bad do you want that sweater dress?"
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"The answer... bad. So bad that she did this."
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"Mommy, remember that one time when I lived in your tummy?"
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"So weird. I was just thinking about that."
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"Anyway. Can we go shopping for a dress?"
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"Wait, to clarify, I'm being invited to go shopping"
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"by you, my delicious little pickle."
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"Yeah, that's me. A pickle."
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