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Clips from Mike Tyson Mysteries - Mystery on Wall Street (S03E03)

"(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"DAVID: Everybody thinks the markets are rigged."
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"The big boys on Wall Street know something"
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"that the average Joe on Main Street doesn't."
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"Sure that goes on, but... But this is something different."
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"This is manipulation of the market"
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"on an unprecedented scale."
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"On a... On a whole other level."
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"Next level shit. Mmm-hmm."
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"Uh, yes, that's... That's right."
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"So for example, the stock would be available..."
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"Could you give us an example?"
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"-Yeah, that's what... -Go on."
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"(STAMMERS) Okay."
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"So for example, let's say we want to buy a stock at $30 a share."
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"Since our fund is pretty big, we'd want to buy a lot of shares."
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"Say, 100,000 shares."
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"Mmm. 100,000 shares of stock."
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"Uh, yes. 100,000 shares of the same stock."
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"MIKE: Mmm."
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"So we place the order."
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"Just like any other investor, we literally click on the button that says, "Buy.""
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"And soon as we do it, the stock is no longer available at $30 a share."
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"The market would move against us."
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"May I borrow one of these?"
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"Now, when you place an order, it takes about a millisecond from why you click buy"
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"for that order to get to the exchange."
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"How is it that in one millisecond 100,000 shares for sale"
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"are no longer for sale?"
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"Were they ever really there or are they phantom shares?"
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"That's why we asked you to come here."
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"Because if you can answer that question,"
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"you just might make the market safe again,"
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"which is what will in turn make the American economy strong again,"
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"which will in turn save the world."
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"David, would you mind if I speak privately"
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"with my colleagues for a moment?"
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"Yeah, of course. Please."
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"Okay, so here's the deal."
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"I didn't understand any of that."
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"So I propose we get the (BLEEP) out of here."
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"MARQUESS: What?"
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"(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)"
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"(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)"
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"(PRESSING BUTTON REPEATEDLY)"
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"(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)"
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"We've come all the way to New York, Michael."
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"We're not even going to try and solve the mystery?"
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"Nope. Too hard, too boring. Right, Pigeon?"
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"Huh, what?"
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"Pigeon, are you listening to music?"
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"Book on tape."
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"Benghazi. Man, what really went down."
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"What's going on? Where are we?"
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"We're down on Wall Street, but not for long."
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"I'm calling the car service."
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"-Maybe we can go home on an earlier flight. -(DIAL TONE TRILLS)"
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"(CARS HONKING)"
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"You know, Mr. Tyson, I've driven you before."
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"You and the... You and the whole team."
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"I see you're still traveling with the little bird."
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"You know who else travels with animals? Helen Hunt."
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"Drove her and her little dog."
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"I'd love to get between the sheets with Helen Hunt."
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"What a body on her."
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"I mean, the state department. What a mess!"
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"Hey, can I ask what you're doing in town?"
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"Ugh. Not seeing Hamilton, apparently."
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"Oh, we were here for a mystery, but it wasn't a good fit."
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"You got 45 minutes?"
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"Because if you've got 45 minutes,"
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"I'll show you the biggest mystery you've ever seen in your life."
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"Okay. Can you please look at the road?"
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"You see that house there?"
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"That ugly piece of (BLEEP) that looks like it has water damage?"
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"I bought it with my wife. This is where we were going to retire."
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"Six months after we close on the house, she says she wants a divorce."
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"She says, "I don't love you, I never loved you."
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""Hit the road, Jack. Go take a walk.""
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"-(GASPS) That's horrible! -Aw!"
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"Eh, she was lousy in the sack anyway."
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"Never sucked me off. Not once."
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"MARQUESS: Hmm. YUNG HEE: Ugh!"
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"LIMO DRIVER: Pardon me. I keep forgetting there's a child back there."
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"Sorry, I don't have a lolly for ya."
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"I usually keep some hard candy upfront, but uh..."
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"-I ate them all. -(SCOFFS)"
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"I'm sorry. Did you say the mystery and I missed it?"
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"So I rented out the house to a family."
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"Decent credit, not great."
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"They say they don't have a dog. They have a dog."
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"But you pick your battles."
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"So now they say that the house is unsafe."
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"There is a phantasm in the house."
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"Claim the boy, nine or ten, was taken by the phantasm to the end of the universe."
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"(WHISTLES) Look at the cans on that one."
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"YUNG HEE: Well, is that them?"
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"Get down. Everybody down."
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"I was supposed to get an inspection done three months ago."
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"There's mold everywhere."
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"So you want us to go to the end of the universe and get their boy back?"
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"I just want them to start paying rent again."
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"I'm not going to tell you how to do your job."
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"If you go the end of the universe,"
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"if you don't go to the end of the universe."
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"Ai-yai-yai, look at those cans."
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"And that caboose."
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"Have to remember that for later."
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"Jack-off time."
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"-MARQUESS: Ugh! -Sorry."
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"Pardon me."
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"-More tea? -MIKE: Thank you, ma'am."
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"This is such a blessing that you are here."
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"We went to the police and they were most unhelpful."
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"I guess when you say to the police"
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"that a phantasmin has taken your son to the end of the universe,"
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"they say you are crazy."
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"But we are not crazy."
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"So can you please bring back our little Raji?"
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"(SLURPING)"
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