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Clips from Master of None - Indians on TV (S01E01)

"-Yeah. -Let's go."
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"Hey, what do you say, buddy?"
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"-You thirsty? -Yeah."
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"All right, let's get you situated."
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"Thank you, darling."
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"-Here you go. -Nice."
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"-Oh, are you a seafood guy? -Yes."
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"All right, well, you got to get your hands on this shrimp."
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"-It's fantastic. -Jerry Danvers."
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"-Hey. -My man."
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"-There he is, Busta! -How are you?"
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"-How are you, sir? -Great. Good to see you."
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"Hey, this is Dev Shah, hilarious actor."
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"He's gonna be a big star any day."
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"-Cool. -How you doing, brother?"
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"Pleasure to meet you."
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"Yeah, good to meet you too, Busta Rhymes."
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"Hey, so what are you up to?"
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"Just finishing the album. Staying busy."
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"As a matter of fact, I just recently recorded"
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"a couple of tunes that I need you to check out."
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"How about we do some dinner next week?"
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"Yeah, for sure."
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"-Hey, great to see you. -Take care."
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"Pleasure to meet you as well, brother."
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"-Yeah, you too. -All right, cool."
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"All right. How the fuck do you know Busta Rhymes?"
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"Oh, Trevor?"
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"Oh, I've known him for years."
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"He and I are invested in the same company."
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"They make high-end cell phone batteries."
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"Listen, I got to say hi to a colleague of mine."
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"I'll see you in a bit."
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"-All right. Do your thing. -Yeah."
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"Hey, excuse me, Bust."
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"You mind if I ask you something real quick?"
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"Yeah, what's up? Sure."
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"- So you know Jerry a little bit, yeah? - Mm-hmm."
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"I might go into business with him--"
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"Oh, so you're getting ready to invest"
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"in the battery company as well, huh?"
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"I personally think you should,"
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"because you see this phone right here?"
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"I ain't have to charge this bitch in the last six months."
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"Shit is incredible."
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"Yeah, wow, that's really impressive,"
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"but it's actually not about the battery thing."
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"It's an acting thing."
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"He wants me to maybe be in one of his shows,"
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"but, um, I saw this email he sent"
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"where he said something kind of racist."
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"He may have been joking, but I'm not really sure."
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"What'd he say?"
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"He said that he wanted to see if I could curry his favor."
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"Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 'Cause Indians eat curry?"
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"-Mm. -I mean, that's some disrespectful shit."
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"-Mm. -Kind of fucked up, bro."
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"Yeah."
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"I mean, so he's bringing you to the game"
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"so he can butter you up."
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"Looks like to me, he's trying to curry your favor."
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"That's what's up."
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"So what do you think I should do?"
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"This is what I think."
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"You know, you're a minority trying to coming up in the game."
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"You know, you got a rare opportunity,"
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"especially because you got the leverage in this situation."
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"I don't think you should play the race card."
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"Charge it to the race card."
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"Feel me?"
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"-Yeah. -Good."
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"Good luck."
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"I'm gonna fuck with some of this shrimp."
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"Nice."
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"Holla."
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"So did you have fun?"
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"Oh, that was insane."
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"Thank you so much for bringing me."
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"Hey, can we be real for a second?"
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"Your email had a bad joke in it, right?"
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"I get it."
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"You take anyone's emails or whatever"
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"and you put them under a microscope,"
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"you'll find something offensive."
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"But, to me, the bigger issue is,"
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"why can't there be two Indian people in the show?"
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"You know, why is it me or Ravi?"
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"Why can't there be two?"
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"Okay, look, I'll be frank with you."
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"If I do a show with two Indian guys on the poster,"
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"everyone's gonna think it's an Indian show."
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"It wouldn't be as, you know, relatable to a large mainstream audience."
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"Yeah, but you would never say that about a show with two white people."
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"Every show has two white people. People don't say that."
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"People don't watch True Detective and go,"
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""Ooh, there's that white detective show.""
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"You know?"
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"But just to be clear, that's not me, okay?"
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"That's the public."
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"Jerry Danvers, you know,"
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"would love to see two Indian people on a show."
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"Who cares? Right?"
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"But, you-- We're just not at that point."
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"Well, what if we tried, you know,"
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"with me and Ravi, and we just see what happens?"
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"Or..."
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"let's just put you in the show,"
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"make a hundred episodes, get a huge syndication deal,"
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"and you make 50 to 75 million dollars"
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"Oh, shit."
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"That's that Schwimmer money."
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"-Yo! -What's up?"
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"What up?"
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"I assume this jacked Indian dude you brought is Anush?"
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"-'Sup? -Yeah, man, hope you don't mind."
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"-Brought Nush with me. -Of course."
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"The original Mumbai Muscles? I'm honored."
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"Hope everything's okay after the whole lactating scare."
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"I'm good, man."
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"So, man, we got to talk a little business,"
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